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Yes, I am a nursing major
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oompa-loompa body-ass bitch :) commit to the bit music/psych
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Someone to take me on a date???? Someone to let me be the little spoon❤️ 80’s music brings me back to good times when I wasn’t alive❤️
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Honestly would do anything for some alcohol and a hug SJU rugby
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Hey hit me up for a nice ass movie night
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make me laugh
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Pros: I’ll make you laugh I don’t play games I don’t lie Cons: I’ll like your pets more than you I pretty much only like horror movies, so don’t be a weenie I can’t think of another con ????????‍♀️
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please ruin my life :)
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cat person
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If you’re looking for a bad girl you’ve come to the right place. I’m bad at everything. If it’s real add me on Twitter, I pop off @niquelengyel Talk to me about biphobia and how harmful stereotypes affect the bisexual experience. Obviously here to find my one true love, isn’t that what tinder is for?
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If I won’t shut the fuck up that means it’s time for you to make a move.
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not mad just got rbf really bad ????
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are you registered to vote?
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you got disney+ or something cuz im tryna watch wizards of waverly place
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bronx, ny ????????????????
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Both the app and I are a mystery... Make me laugh and I’ll love ya forever
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very short
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If you spell my name with a y i will drop kick you hi i’m maddie and i’ll always swipe on shawn mendes let’s trade pictures of our dogs
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Down for Sushi and Dates Looking to make New Friends
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Computer Engineering From Brooklyn, NY 5’5 ish ????????‍♀️ Only on this when I’m bored so...
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What if we swiped right on each other and matched??? Ha ha... I mean... unless??? Let’s compare whose life is crazier ???????????????? Asian gang post up we bout to get lit ????????BYOB????; CWE ????; FPON ????; HPO????????‍♀️: bring your own boba; chopstick wars expected; four point o’s necessary; helicopter parents only Entrance fee? Just gotta leave your shoes at the door ig: sanduni_c_m
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I don’t need to be naked to get your attention???????? But I like food, “Long walks in the beach”, listening to music or watching Netflix(smh) and someone that’s not gonna waste my time tinder is kind of a joke so whatever but everyone here seems to have one I’m kind of a mystery, so get to know me if you want Idc
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*18. a fan of functional democracies and dino nuggets (we can say we met at a jazz cafe) ???????????????? | bi
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My mom thinks I’m funny
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i have a civic so that means i have no standards
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uber rates me as 4.88
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I have daddy issues, the issue is I don’t have a daddy... Total Puck bunny???? Insta: karkeys_23
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don’t fuck w me
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????‍♀️????????im 18 lmao don’t hmu unless u tryna be like the last pic
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Send me your best dad jokes. NorCal -> Philly Mexican and Portuguese
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2 truth 1 lie: ive gone skydiving i have 11 tattoos i played softball in italy before
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Canine training and management major
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hopefully my dog is a selling point go birds
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tryna chill, hmu Snap: gigiaddesso
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I like to cuddle and love dogs. I’m always looking for a laugh and adventures. Mainly looking for friends or someone new to talk to, but hey let's see where things go!!!!! Virgo!♍️
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animals are the key to my heart and that’s about it
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I’m just here for a good time
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6’ I just want someone to wear my scrunchie. I dance a bit.
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[Insert basic Office quote here] Just looking don’t mind me
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???? Instagram; ashleighrennar
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Probably watching Tik Toks
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Lover of plants, design, and travel. I’ll gladly talk to you about my cats :)
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No idea what I’m doing here, but here I am. If I know you, I probably swipe right just cuz tattoo x5 sc: kyra1755 ig: kyra.fay
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call me cute and take me on a date ????
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♏️...good luck!
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ku 2023 criminal justice major 5’9 sorry boys but if you’re shorter than 5’10 don’t swipe right i like... watching netflix dancing and wearing your hoodies:))))
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I like to think I’m pretty funny, I can give you some moderately good advice, I can cook , and I’ll send you memes and/or tik toks. Kinda want someone to match my crackhead energy at 2 am. I’m also allergic to oranges ???? I have been spending an unhealthy amount of time on tiktok..... like we’re talking at least a solid 3 hours give or take. So if I don’t reply it’s because of tiktok .
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I’m really fuckin fun
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save the bees, clean the seas, protect the trees!
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tell me something I don’t know
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My favorite thing is free dinner.
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Pros: -will laugh at your jokes -brunch enthusiast Cons: -my jokes -tik tok addiction -fruity drinks or bust
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fuck with me and we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk
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be my valentine?
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Just tryna have a good time and make friends maybe catch a vibe ???? Insta: @queenkev_ Snap: lilsmartdiva
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insta: a.l.anna
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I’m not photogenic. I need friends to take me to parties.
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Are you a sparkling or still water type of guy?
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Got any extra sauce?
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venmo- ambines ig-ambarinestrozaa
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Let’s go on adventures when Friday nights get boring Theatre and Music double major Snap: comedy.tragedy
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looking for someone to reach snacks on the top shelf technical theater/engineering uconn sfa ‘22 ????????????✨
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????️ig hair ????️ig buns ????️ig goof
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Sorry I like country music :(
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Freaky
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College football > nfl no cap Wharton ‘22
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future ex husband wya??
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I’m looking for my McDreamy If you have a dog I’m instantly sold Love going on adventures and late night drives
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Armenian and Irish
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i want sum noncommital affection pls she/her
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bored af ????????‍♀️ sugar daddies are welcomed $Katurday323, don’t be a creep thanks ????????
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5’2 ???? Pisces???? Criminal justice major ???? No hookups ???? Wife me ????
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Ig VeronicaHeatherM Im a South American babe looking for my soulmate to give me all the nice things in life, I want to be well taken care of ✨ aussi, je veux me marier ???? ???? I want a nice gentleman to take me to Mont Saint Michel for a day ????
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Probably knowing me- I'll inspire you???? Dynamic energy like a???? Feminine, soft, and sensual like a???? Courageous, Happy and saucy 5'5(1.65cm) No kids, never married, open to changing it???? My friends and family are important to me♥️ Likes➡️⛱️????????????‍♀️????‍♀️????????????♥️Africa/Afriqué I don't????, no drugs ✈️➡️???????????????? I♥️learning new languages (français, español, Yoruba) No wahala,I'm interested in friendship, travel partner and making good memories Moving to London for master's degree in Aug 2020????‍????
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IG: Una_yucateca Yucateca viajera viviendo en donde se pueda Mexican girl traveling with ma mom and my friend, lets take a coffe, a beer or maybe many ✨✨✨ English/Spanish
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Una basura
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Não curto quem deixa wpp no perfil ???????? @biaaconstantino
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Le premier qui tombe amoureux a perdu ???? Y’a un fake sur moi qui s’appelle Sabrina????????????‍♀️
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IG :leila_bjj
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Instagram: @criscotinha. Conversas boas me agradam
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Seul, on va plus vite, à deux, on va plus loin Cette phrase résume tout La vie est un partage, une quête de complicité, de confiance, de tolérance et de don de soi. Même si la vie nous endurcit et nous oblige à avancer droit et sans demi tour possible, l'espoir demeure de vivre près d'une épaule solide. Je me suis parfois trompé de route, j'ai parfois été blessé mais chaque histoire me construit davantage. Je ne désespère pas de pouvoir tout donner sans retenue à quelqu'un qui n'a qu'un souhaite
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Not your average bear. Also, not your average girl. If you have nothing written in your profile, we probably won’t click. Words are the best! Christ-follower and looking for the same. Figured it can't hurt to look in unlikely places...like Tinder :)
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Snowboarding in Canada. Safaris in South Africa. Hiking in Norway. I don’t have time to watch the discovery channel because I’m too busy living it. So tell me, what’s your next adventure?
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I’ll know when I see it :) 5’4 ❌Deal-Breakers: ????Bad breath ????Anyone who owns or likes a mastiff breed of a dog, pitbull, Rottweiler etc. I have a little pooch - would never put her in the same room with either of those ???? Rude people
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Travel Breweries and coffee shops Fire pits Spontaneity A bit of a nerd Foodie Positivity and sense of humor Looking for something real and someone to remind me there’s more to Spotify than the Hamilton soundtrack Profiles are hard, let’s grab a beer!
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I’m looking for someone to go on adventures with and genuinely enjoy the little pleasures in life! My puppy, Leila Lou, has stolen my heart and will steal yours! My drinks of choice are black coffee and Bud Light. Colorado native and Denver Broncos fan through and through. If you want to know more, message me! I’m an open book! Oh and also I’m looking for a man; not a boy. So be straight up and real. No games.
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My favorite band is En Vogue
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I'm just a sweet, funny, educated, mellow, full Navajo Navy Combat-Veteran with a 10 year-old son and a yellow lab, Roy Munson. Just looking for my John Smith...to laugh, joke, go hiking, camping, running, and maybe binge watch Sunny in Philadelphia while cuddling and sharing wine and pizza? Smoking blows. Self-sufficient. Independent. Cowboys fan. Gluten-please! I have real eyebrows. I've never uttered "I just find it funny how..."! Sour Patch Kids. Horror movies. Porters. Slightly crude. Doh!
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New to Denver! Dogs. Night walks. Music. Black coffee. Plants. Whiskey. Nature. Just looking for friends.
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Looking for something real. Must have a sense of humor. Laughter is the key to my heart. I love being a hermit....looking for good conversation, fun and of course....laughs!
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I love travel, deep conversations, laughing and cuddles. DE > San Diego > San Francisco > MD > CO. I moved to Denver a couple of weeks ago and would love to discover the city with you. I’m not looking for a text friend. I’d rather meet up in person see if we get along and have fun IRL. I fancy myself funny and am ???? on sarcasm, if you hate fun &/or humor swipe left. I’m looking for a Royal relationship - one where you’re honored like a king and I’m treated like a queen. Can’t wait to grab ☕️.
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Tennessee --> Colorado shopping/gym/movies/420/drinks/diy/outdoors/netflix i can have fun doing almost anything, just tired of doing it alone. Let's get drinks, smoke, workout, or something. Fatter in person????
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Seeking a co-parent for my community garden and succulent collection ???????? Lover of making lists, eating snacks, learning random facts, and going to weird local festivals. Extra points if you tell me about a fun festival I haven’t been to! B + Chaco tan
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Quite tall. Allergic to Tr*mp supporters.
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I code, game, love my dogs, hike, boulder, just looking for some fun. :)
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Snap me softflesh
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"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." W.m. Lewis Looking for new adventures! Inside and out... Camping, hiking, eating, drinking -all the good things in life! INTP
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I'm a single mom, and work fulltime. Not alot of time for myself but would still like to see what's out there. I'm down to earth, shy at first, and very chill. No drama. No hook-ups. If I do meet someone that sparks my interest, I would take things slow. I like spending time with friends and family, movies, bbqs. I like doing things out doors and dog parks. Curious...just ask.
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OH>FL>OH>CO Proud Costco member and fish/horse mom. Looking for someone to hang things up on my walls for me and look good doin it! *Extra points for a country boy???????? Loves: outdoors Cooking Country living Horseback riding Thrifting Vinyls Coffee Sports nut Fishing Old school gamer Beer, all beer ........…................................ I’m a Christian girl with morals so I’m not looking for a hook up
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I’m tall af. Cold af. Get used to it. You’ll probably end up getting ???? Sometimes you have to play the fool to fool the fool who think they’re fooling you.
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Looking for a little more than just a hook up please. Been single for a bit now and I’d like to maybe find someone to share my time with. I’m an out doors person so I enjoy hiking biking and most mountain activities around here. I have two bachelors and a masters degree so I like stimulating convos. I’m a stand up comic, I’m warning you I’m a smart ass. If you can’t take me in a date without having sex first I charge $2000 for test drive just like Lamborghini, or a person you can treat me as.
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Hey there! I am pursuing a degree in applied science to hopefully land myself a sweet career in Zoological medicine (Lowkey looking for a math tutor, hit me up). I work in marketing full time, I go to school full time and I’m a mom full time. I know what I want out of life and I’m hoping to spend my 30’s traveling the world ????. I’m not looking for anything specific on here, if we work, we work. Let’s get coffee ☕️ No murderers allowed.
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Love my job, college football, skiing, and travel. Fun, not complicated, driven, and social looking for the same. Help me find Denver’s best margarita! OKC - NYC - DEN
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THICKUMS ???????????????????????????????? 22 with no kids Match? Blunts > Denver native; status: near extinction I’m down for whatever, let’s explore and create ✨ I’m actively rooting against patriarchy, white supremacy and ignorance ????????
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They want to enjoy all people.. she is Demi-sexual. She enjoys whiskey. He doesn’t drink. He absolutely loves his Harley. She is very honest so you should be too. Her belief is Omnism, he is still learning his belief. She loves all people (somedays to much). They enjoy camping, outdoors things, biking the motor kind.. both just want to have fun. Nothing to serious. we do have kids so we don’t have the mental space to mess around.
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If you want to know something about me, just ask. What I’m not looking for is a one night fling.
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I’m up just to meet new people, have adventures and see what happens. One day, sooner rather than later, I’d like to find my unicorn. But until then, I’m just going to enjoy what I have! I like to dance, travel, be outside, go to concerts, have adventures and try new things. I like science guys and semi-nerdy guys with social skills and ones that have their shit together.
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What you seek, is seeking you. -Rumi I will wait for you.
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I Love writing, reading books,music (except country), traveling, hiking, skiing, movies, and cats! (Also like dogs). Looking for like-minded professionals, who love good conversations and outdoor activities. ???? Sun- ♐️ Moon- ♎️ Rising- ♏️
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Geminiiiii. Colorado Springs for a couple days for work! Living in Denver, from Vermont! Mostly looking for some fun women who want to play and go adventuring ;) Maybe a man could convince me...maybe. Into cuddles and kinks. Not looking for anything serious. 4/20 friendly- let's hang! :)
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IG @StellaBurnBrite I like girls I like guys Queer AF
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Hi! I am looking for fuck buddy and hookup hit me up on my Instagram if you are interested. Message and follow me on Instagram cause I'm not always online here. Not here for some shit and I really hate lies and games. But if going to follow me just for my pics or nudes, u should fuck off. Instagram - alexmyers27_
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Recent transplant from Austin, TX. Love yoga, hiking, martial arts and books. Looking for some new friends and adventure buddies! Single mom to a great kid, he has a wonderful father, so not looking for a replacement! Ideally, I would like something serious, but that takes time.
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I love to travel ???? ✈️ Anime is pretty cool Trying out dating again ???? I love to cook ????????‍???? Slc is home ????
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What's going on? Looking for my Wei Koh :) Not looking for a hookup
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Colorado native Dog mama & Foster mama My dogs are cuter than yours.
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I am looking for a married man who can keep a secret. ???? naughty, but not a homewrecker. Also I’m 32 not 40!????
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Community organizer, visual artist, bi-racial, pan, sapio. Am interested in your values & how they apply to your ‘work’ (paid or unpaid). Do you understand white privilege? I live to dismantle systems of oppression & shift power. Must be actively adulting. Am seeking connection via similar value systems - however that looks. Always down to dance/dine/drink/draw/debate;) I’ve rad, single friends too - I may swipe right to attempt to connect others who aren’t using this platform.
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I like to sing in the car 6th generation Coloradan What's the difference between like and love? When you like a flower, you pluck it. When you love a flower, you water it daily. Body type: Not terrible but definitely enjoys pasta. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. Idk how to add my Instagram profile on here because technology and I hate each other. But my username is k4tyroze.
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I don’t want to check if your washcloth smells like chloroform
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Just moved to Denver From: Quito, Ecuador IG: @mileneerazo
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Look it's cold outside and I just want someone to cuddle and game with. FWB please. I love fitness, weed and tattoos. If you can't hold your own in cod zombies this won't work. I actually look like my pics. I don't use filters like a basic bitch. I'm 5' 2". I have a service dog who goes everywhere with me so if thats a problem move along. I have 3 dogs and 1 cat If you have a hot friend for my friend that's a plus!
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Don’t look at those sad eyes on my happy face, you will be caught.
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Super outgoing, fun and set in my ways with a big heart . Very established . Big dreamer and always smiling . Two kids , No games and honesty is a key . If not interested or no sparks grow a pair and tell a chic.
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Born and raised in Colorado. Looking for that best friend to have fun with.....Have 4 almost grown kids, and not looking to have more. Ready for next chapter in my life!!
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Puertorriqueña living in Los Angeles. Not scared of being myself. I like to take pictures of places and people, doodle, and write nonsense to then delete the next day. Filmmaker at heart. Makeup for a living. Just trying to make some nice connections, have good conversations and a great time.
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Just move here. Looking to date and possibly a serious relationship. ????
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Low maintenance, no time for drama. Love the mountains. Have lived around the globe. If accents bother you I’m not your gal. I’m not here for one night stands. Always a book on my nightstand. Family is important to me. Good sense of humor is a must. ???? The rest you will have to ask...
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My type is Brad Leone. If you cannot meet these standards, you better have some convincing arguments.
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I like being outdoors searching for a new adventure, challenge, or enjoying the warmth of the sun on my face. I'm learning new hobbies, and loving every moment along the way. I'm looking for great conversation and lots of laughter. Someone whos willing to go out for a hike and then check out a small brewery or mom-n-pop resturant.
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If Beyoncé and snoop had a baby that’s who I wanna be 2020. That’s my New Years resolution.
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Patience is my virtue. Lover of live music, nature, camping, hiking, animals, and good people. Texas country all day, erry day
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I don’t know where this is going, but I hope it’s somewhere awesome. Currently looking for someone with the same enthusiasm for life that Clark Griswold has for Christmas???????????? Once I find him, it’s all summit beers and smiles on a powder day. Fun-loving, genuine, kind-hearted, and type-2 fun enthusiast. Independent, soft spoken, and strong spirited. A-typical attorney during the week, ski patrol weekends. ????????‍♀️⛷✈️????????????????????????????????
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Sarcastic, outdoorsy, loves music, humor. I wear cowboy boots or flip-flops. Love kids & animals. Atvs, horses, concerts, etc. Never married, no kids. Hoping to change that, one day. Literate & liberal hillbilly transplant into the mountains. Love football/hockey. Hoping to find someone w similar interests (rodeos, nature, sports, etc). *Not a hookup girl....*Please like animals. *Trump fans need not apply Through my work, I have 4 cats & a Pit Bull. Star Wars. Buckeyes. Titans. #TitanUp
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Read entire profile. Denver based. Travel few times a year. Everyone is intrigued. Hard knocks educate us all. Be creative. Swipe left if: You don’t like short hair on women. You’re desperate to hear from me. You can’t date a married woman. You’ll be my therapist. My brain means less than my body. Married wanting FWB long-term. Not an open marriage, so no photos. Will send photos if we click. Soccer player turned curvy cyclist with pixie hair. Nonsmoker, no 420, social drinker, want same.
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Isn’t it beautiful when things just randomly happen and put us exactly where we need to be?!?!
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Turns out I'll be in Co for the winter but idk how to ski! Want to teach me? You'd have to be a patient teacher lol cause I might prefer to stay in, watch a movie, and smoke a bowl. Looking for someone dominate, smart, affectionate, genuine, funny, laid back, and who's a good cuddler.
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I'm close with family back east but Colorado feels just like home. I love escaping to the mountains, a good brewery adventure, and play tourist in Colorado. I'm looking for someone who will dance without concern for the how good they look
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Mom.LifexThree❤️❤️❤️ #1 thing in my life honest✔️ not about that drama✅ loves some good convos✔️ future goals????✅✔️ fitness & health✔️ love country music✅ coffee drinker☕️✔️ love me some green???????? Looking for someone who’s gunna take me on a date and actually get to know me???? Intrigued by all that☝???? Then swipe that way???? ????????
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Recently out of a relationshipso im not looking to jump into anything right away just need some fun times out doors and cuddles. If we click great we can see where things go. I am not here for a quickfuck so miss me with that ish.
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Looking for new friends, hiking- meet new people- inspire & be inspired- art colab Wish list: down to earth people kind soul Sense of humor Something natural Artistic/creative Thinks outside the box Thought explorer I <3: Travel Woods Art Spanish Spirituality Photography World Cultures Card/board games Harry Potter Disney Marvel Comics Psychology/sociology
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good people, good friends, good dogs, good vibes....and good coffee
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Everyone on “My 600lb Life”has a significant other and Here I am. ????‍♀️????‍♀️???? Denver local but not a native. I hate winter. I’m on here just to try to get off of here. Smile! I need to make sure you have all of your teeth 5’10 No kids, never married. Weightlifting>running I have a mouth like a sinner but say please and thank you like a saint. Trying to see at least one new country a year. Body style:works out, but loves food. I don’t have Snapchat. If you use their filters 99% chance of l
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Looking for something more than a fling. Im big on Character. Aries. Spontaneous. Looking for ambition, intelligence, success, and great character.
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It’s all about the simple things... Chocolate milk Naps Comedy and comedy podcasts Goldfish crackers Broncos football Mac and cheese Cozy blankets More naps ???? Water bottles Appetizers Subscription boxes New glasses ???? While keeping real clear of... Scary movies Seafood Sleeping while hot So don’t scare me and please make me laugh while we take a cold nap! Not interested in going to the gym or on a hike, unless I really like you... sooo
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Date me or don’t, I don’t fucking care, but I probably do ???????? ha! I have a dog and like fun, adventurous things. Please don’t bore me. And nobody cares about your ass pic in the woods. ????????‍♀️ 5’10” and love my heels, don’t be a shrub to this tree ????????????
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Smart, caring, funny lady looking for someone to share time and experiences with.
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I was informed my profile was either copycatted, or reported, or both, so I wrote a new one. INTJ, sometimes test ENTJ, INFJ, INFP. Enneatype 548 638 512, sometimes 8 Accidentally commits social faux pas on the daily, but simultaneously very capable of understanding and empathizing. Learns social niceties. Throws them away. Grey's Anatomy: Christina Yang. Less abrasive. More cussing. ????⚡ ♌ ???? ???? Not opposed to anything that makes sense. Low commitment, ideal. Ability to plan, necessary.
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Ok guys... Just cause we match dont mean anything if your here to get laid dont match with me.. I am I mom with kids an I'm not here for a fuck..
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Love beer, snowboarding, my dogs. Denver native. Hockey fan. Rockies fan. My hair changes colors often.
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I just wanna play - I’m not looking for a commitment or relationship - no couples please
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I was born and raised in San Diego but I have lived in the beautiful state of Colorado for 12 years and I still love it! I hate self summaries but I would mostly describe myself through the use of several vague but positive adjectives. I would love to meet in person rather than chat so let’s gets together! ????=☕️, ????????????????, ????⚾️????????‍♀️✈️????????????♓️
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Some friends would be nice. ig:Maxine_lenora snap:maxinesimpson Fwm I’m crazy ????
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Shine Bright like a Diamond ???? Tattooed, pierced, unique, out spoken, bubbly, intelligent and old fashion. I'm a belly dancer, I'm an archery hunter, I'm a girlie girl and Tom boy. I have 3 littles 13, 8 and 6, I split 50/50 custody, they are my world. I like to have fun. Netflix and chill or go out and dance I'm super easy going, love new adventures. I'm looking for someone to make memories with looking for my King. Snap: Diamond26_84
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Homebody. Teacher. Colorado native. I love reading, yoga, animals, and teaching. Boring Info: 5'2" Aries Curvy Have quite a few pets... No kids Never married
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“人好看” Attention-seeking, terrible jokes, mediocre design skills. 171cm tall, might come in handy if you want to use my height as a point of reference when measuring a bookshelf or something. Looking for friend-sheep.
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A loving mother to an amazing 4 year-old boy! I enjoy skiing, pilates, yoga, hiking, scuba diving, cooking, concerts, traveling & trying new activities! Ultimately looking for an everlasting relationship, but would like to take time and get to know one another. In other words, I am in no rush, but also not looking for just a hookup. Honesty, reliability, intelligence, hardworking, respectful, & a great sense of humor are all qualities I admire in a man.
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New to Colorado! Moved here in July from Texas just looking for someone to get to know and go from there.....
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I’m new in Denver from Florida but originally from Colombia! I want to make new friends, I’m learning English and I have two kids...
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I am the life of the party, about time I try to meet new people to enjoy life and chill with ... Good vibes only people or swipe left....
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Colorado Native I enjoy all the amazing things this state has to offer. My faith, family and friends are extremely important to me. I’m always up for the next adventure. I love to cook and am one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. And no I don’t want to be your NSA or side piece or join you and your significant other in your escapades..... give me a reason to delete this app I have an irrational fear of men in skinny jeans and man buns...
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Latina, bilingual, 5'3, fat booty, thick thighs -Tshirt-jeans-Vans 90% of the time -hate makeup, but will do it for dates (pic 5,7,8 no makeup) ❤ black coffee, good beer, whiskey, dancing, tacos I love my imperfections: grey hairs, wobbly bits, stretch marks and all ????: everything, except country.. I just can't Physically passionate, not to be mistaken for clingy I'm the big spoon and sometimes I just don't wanna shave my legs..deal with it Guys I don't care how tall you are just feed me tacos
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I do all the things and love being active....but I’m not training for anything. I ❤️ sunshine, snow, hiking and taking photos, wine, cocktails with friends, laughing at myself, laughing at other people, laughing in general, music, singing (mostly in the car!), dancing, traveling. I am pretty blessed with great friends and an amazing family.
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I enjoy the outdoors especially hiking, all things zombie, laughing till it hurts, good conversation, and a tall hot white chocolate. If you're not into honey dipped, caramel kissed, or chocolate chip ladies we are not a match. Pics available upon request.
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Things I like: Wine Tequila Cats Hula hoops Live music Museums Dancing Things I don’t: Coffee Seafood Trump supporters Craft beer
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Planning to move to New York by the end of the year. I’m a big girl as you can see. So, if that’s your thing or you just wanna try it out, SEND. A. MESSAGE. I suck at talking first. If the sex stops your heart, I can restart it. My dog is my world.
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Let's get coffee and talk about our favorite books.
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Spaghetti spaghatto
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*5'4 *2 kids love them to death *full-time job *BMW x3 *music is my therapy *oh and so is maryj *Netflix and chill fr *Snapchat Selena_martin13 *Also Not in a hurry *
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Looking to jam. Or ride. Or for some stable man to come swoop me off my feet and we'll have an everlasting deep sensual understanding partnership and love for eachother... but I dont have my hopes up. I have kids... they're my priority. And my dog.
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No hook ups .. One nighters .. SWIPE LEFT **if you never plan on meeting please dont waste precious time ..SWIPE LEFT Love a good conversation with free flowing thoughts and ideas shared between two people. FOOD = love of my life ???????????? ENFP - A ♋✈???? Love to play, explore, and enjoy everything life offers...good and bad. i like my space so please respect it ????????
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New to this space; it may be the best or worse idea I’ve had in awhile - TBD. Down to earth, easy going, and interested in meeting good people and having a quality conversation.
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Music lover. Secretly obsessed with my eyebrows. On the hunt for the perfect salsa. I’ve got a thing for nerds, sharing showers, really good food. Moms usually love me. VERY Aquarius????. Just as at ease in heels as I am in hiking boots. You: Be authentic. Be funny. And not a total dick.
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I hate it here!
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Living life.
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Hey I’m Jenn. I’m moving back to FL in a couple of months and I just want to make the most of my time left in Colorado. I like conversations! I hate raw tomatoes! I love Harry Potter and the Dresden Files. Recent tv show is the Prodigal Son (amazing).
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ENTJ - "We Cannot Succeed Unless, When We Choose, We Choose Wisely" Likes: tequila, concerts, cooking Dislikes: hiking, creeps and cats
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I’m not on here much lol ????: gabbym.408 ????: lulbabyxgabby
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minnesota born & raised just trying to live my cali dream snap @mariascrudden venmo @maria-crudden
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I LOVEEEE FOOD????❤️ Key To My Heart❤️ I love to travel and be outdoors Just dating nothing too serious unless we really click...who knows ❤️ I’m looking for business help as well if you’d welling to help a young woman grow into a boss woman ????❤️ PERSONAL IG | @adoree_momoo BUSINESS IG | @_adoreequeenin_
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Grew up in LA, now a psych major at UCSC. I love kids and nerdy movies and will do my best to make you laugh at my trash humor Will definitely try to seduce you by crying at Disney movies
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• 420 ???? • Me: A Mage ????‍♀️ ???? • Definitely ME: BBW <—That means I’m fat in real life ???? • Me: I will win any video game you challenge me with, especially any Nintendo or PS4 game! • You: Be willing to be friends with a disabled hottie • You: Funny • Me: Adorable • Me: The most resilient, loving, talented, honest, Mediterranean????woman you’ll ever meet ???? • Me: allergic to cats, but I will get allergy shots if your super worth it ???? • Me: Baba ????????✝️????????☪️???????? Mama????????✡️????????????????????????????????✝️????????
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Live in Michigan, work in Alaska
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Don’t HMU to waste my time .
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Was once graphite then I morphed into a diamond - all it really took was some pressure and timin. Live with intention - Here to be.
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Time is money @lvrivers instagram & Twitter ????????
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HMU !
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ALL SUPER LIKES ARE ACCIDENTS!! & don’t super like me unless u trynna pay my bills lol cash app me so ik its real ???? $tandiwe ???? disclaimer: im not trynna fuck y’all the basics: future vascular surgeon soo imma be in school for awhile ????????????‍???? ????????????????????????‍♀️since 09 imma capricorn/Aquarius sun, cancer moon, & gemini rising ???? if u funny bml always looking for a sparring partner, dance partner, or someone to make music w ???????? match on some dope send me a playlist
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hot wings & travel ????♈️✈️???? @angelakat_
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after some minor self reflection i’ve realized i’m only on here to talk to people. it’s gonna take a lot of effort if you wanna meet up with me or smthn, enjoy the pics tho ????☺️
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Who finna be my valentine? IG: @champurrado.mami 4’11” LA born & raised???? Taurus♉️ Latina????????
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Social work major, Short little thang ???? I’m a busy single mama ???????? Just looking for someone to have good conversations with and see what happens ???? #theJoeRoganexperience
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Blah.... Just ask me... ????
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Hmm, what can I say... I am extremely driven, goal oriented, friendly, kind, empathetic, laid back, and overly sarcastic at times. I do work quite a bit. I’m about 5’9 (I get asked a lot, so might as well just put it here) Just looking to meet new people to hang out with, connect, and go from there. Don’t be afraid to say hi! I don’t bite.... too hard. :)
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Two dogs that I love ???????? New to the area ???? Not the one to send the first message ☹️
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Let’s grab a drink and see who’s funnier
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Cali girl . I love to go out and have fun ???? I can cook ...like actually cook. I have a 2 year old son Outgoing looking to start something serious tired of all the games . Swipe right if you want to go to know me more ???????? sc:his_girll143
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Me stuff: plants, art, hikes, camping, concerts/live music/raves, sarcasm, comedy, DIY projects/making shit, running (sometimes), South America, philosophical talks, making really good food that happens to be healthy, exchanging music. From NY.
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Minnesnowta —> San Francisco The way to my heart is through my stomach ???? or with a corgi puppy ????
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