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In town for a few days.
Only looking for fun! Nsa! You host, I'm sharing a room with my cousins.
Never done this, but always been curious!! (My cousin made me this profile. Says I need to get laid)
Must be clean and staying here(westgate) or nearby.
No bullshit. Dont waste my time ;)
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Looking for fun
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Argentinan visiting SD ????
????before a good pic, someone real please and fun of course????
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I’m attracted to guys with the same sense of humor as me so it’s real unfortunate I have the sense of humor of a fucking douchebag. I’m too cool for this shit. Get me off of here. Hashtag daddy gang ????
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Love my job. Loveeeee to read. Also like to watch (FOOTBALL!!) and play sports. Love going to the movies or out for coffee, but seafood is the way to my heart. ????I'm into the simple things :)
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As they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Not looking for anything serious, just a husband or something.
Snapchat: celyse74
Insta:Celyse.h
Follow me and I’ll go on a date with you
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My divorce attorney says I can’t get divorced and alimony without actually meeting and marrying someone first so here we are????????♀️
Also I really need to learn how to parallel park so if anyone can teach me that’d be great thanks!
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interested in birding, hiking, making out, mustache rides and reading.
always reading. in fact i would love to read while sitting on your face.
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Au Pair from Austria.. living in California ????
If it matters.. 5'9 tall
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Go ahead and swipe to the left or maybe swipe it right
If I’m looking good enough, hit me with one those “super likes”
Shoot me some sort of message that’s more then wasteful crap
“What’s your insta?”, suggestive emoji’s (????????????????), “Hello”, “Eh girl, add my snap”
‘Cause if you’re tryna take me home and get me up in yo bed,
You’d better step up that so called game or you’ll end up just getting head ????????♀️
Ha ????
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Future Medical Assistant ????????
I like to ride quads, fish, camp, travel, snowboarding ????????
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Lost
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i have no idea what i’m doing, on this app or my life
let me ruin your life the way i’ve ruined mine????
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girls just wanna have funnnn
ig: lizootie
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Just a bad girl looking for some bad boys
If you like my pics snap me lets catch a vibe
I’m barely on this app
My snap is: Omgbadchick
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I'm not small I'm fun sized
lil aussie struggling in the cold, don’t ask about the accent- it’s no longer here
how is a raven like a writing desk?
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Looking for a good time add my snap@kattt1900
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add me on snap - emmajoe_yocum
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i only go on here when i’m high
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tattoos • snowboarding • traveling ????
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I'm in an open relationship with my husband
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I live on a farm so I’m usually working other than that I love the outdoors, fishing, shooting trap, kayaking and animals. Looking for a relationship.
I love to cook but you have to help with dishes ???? and if you have facial hair or hunt and or fish it’s probably gonna be a right swipe ????
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I love the ocean
Law major
Hiking
I like pizza
Show me a cool bar and I’ll buy you drink
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Hi! Have fun with me! let’s gets drinks or food or both. ????❄️????????????????????⛈????
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I’m a fun-loving girl who absolutely enjoys the little things in life. Looking for something more serious. I love baking, reading, crafting, breweries, wineries, adventuring, and more, but being a mom is my most favorite thing!
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Only in mpls for a month around the holidays right now. Looking for something fun, easy, sweet, casual... I love music (especially live), art, nature, travel, and people
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aspiring stay at home mom
dog enthusiast
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Real life Leslie knope ????
Future criminal defense lawyer
Mac and cheese >>>
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We're a couple in our mid 30s looking to explore our wild side. We're both normal sane people who love to have fun. We love to go boating, partying and traveling. She loves the company of girls and guys. He loves the company of girls. Hit us up and let's chat!
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favorite hobby: magnets
likes: ghouls
dislikes: people’s knees
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Bikes, booze and boys with tattoos.????????
420 Smoke.
Looking for something real. Message me first ????.
Ya I’m real. Don’t waist my time if your just a fuckboy.
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Minnesota
Nurse
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty
But actually, do it.
sc: lolaaatimmm
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I’m a workaholic and need someone to fill up my free time!
not looking for hookups
Love piercings and tattoos
Movie and music addict
My hair is always a mess and I pretty much just live in sweat pants????♀️
Not a ???????? person... sorry
Not on here much, so ask for my snap????
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Snapchat @Jadabaydaaaa ????
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- Babysitter for college students
- Grad student
- Cat mom
- Whiskey lover
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looking for friendship
you gonna get the same energy you give
not here to cater to ur bbw obsession
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Pro-POC, pro-lgbtqia+, pro-choice, and pro-sexworker. If you're not, stay out of my inbox.
Kink and 420 friendly! I'm pansexual and polyamorous. Looking for my Frank Castle, Baki Hanma, or Ohma Tokita. Or just someone with the same enthusiasm for martial arts shows and movies. Must be able to defeat me in hand to hand combat.
I am a witch and an artist and they go hand in hand sometimes. I love creating things and reusing old items to give them new life. It heals me.
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Single mom life. I enjoy; Hunting, fishing, camping and boating. Just plain being outside. Knitting, Netflix and Hulu.
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Jafari got nothing on me
5,6 JUST so ya know
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Trying to use my thick thighs to end lives
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喜欢跑跑马拉松，越野
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Ich mag hunde und blaue augen...Husky ????
Looking for my private German teacher(under 185, otherwise left plz)
Chinesisch????????
164????????♀️
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Just moved from Beijing to Shanghai. Settled between China and Germany, work in digital. Addicted to blond, blue eyes and good figure guy.
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不会修电脑的计算机学生
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上海长大上海工作。最近迷justdance。
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humourous, understanding, aesthetic
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????This guy in the pic is not my BF. He is my best Gay friend ☺️
(INS: virgoooc)
Muscle ???????? and Handsome and Stylish guys swipe right !
The Rest of you swipe left !
(P.S. Don’t ask me where is my barbershop. Not trying to get clients from Here ! )
You’r welcome ????
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???? Shanghai
CN/EN/JP
Here are a few things that I like ????: coffee, windsurfing, all watersports, taking a walk, Taco, piano, Thai food and tea, scooter, bicycle, languages, Gin tonic
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Only English
I want to belong to someone..
If you don’t talk I delete you
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Looking for interesting and sincere friends .shanghai.中文聊天！经常全球出差（就是字面意思）喜欢恶意解读的勿扰！压力大，虽然内心就是一个小女生，希望遇到有意思的朋友！
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Shanghainese ????????
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Explanation of photos:
•Food pics- I obviously like to eat.
•Nails- I love nail polish. Looks like candy right? ????
•Yoga mat- Don’t act like you don’t like wearing Lulu
•Beach/pool- Love the water, love doing NOTHING sometimes.
Hope this helps with any questions or concerns. Not thirsty btw, so not really DTF.
Super lame and boring, on here for amusement. Just living one day at a time. Maybe we can be friends!
*SWIPE UP ????
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Proud momma of two grown boys and my lil blue nose ????. I know it's wishful thinking but hoping for more than just a hook up. It would be awesome to meet a genuinely honest NORMAL funny guy. I'll be honest I'm on here because I'm bored and lonely i don't get out much to meet new people. (Ex. It's 5am when I'm making my profile couldn't sleep) so I'm curious to see what kind of experience this shall be... Oh yeah i loke doing out door stuff etc. blah blah blah ????
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Bubbly, intellectual Christian. Love Disney and Disney Parks. Self improvement, WWII documentaries, Educational Outreach, Karaoke.
I want to make an actual connection, have conversation, I want to blush,and possibly giggle like a school girl so loud, I'm temporarily embarrassed.
My birthday is coming up and it's on Valentine's Day!!!
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Recently moved from S.Cali to Vegas
.
Anywhere but strip
.
Tinder is overrated
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Insta: x7xmimix2x
Snap: xxmimixx80
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New England girl living in Vegas. Love the Patriots and the Red Sox and I’m not going to apologize for it!! Looking for someone fun to spend time with and get to know. Then see what happens from there!!
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Not looking to hook up.
So no you can’t come to my house and I’m not coming to yours. Be creative. I’ll take a coffee/tea with a walk in the park or ppl watching. Please don’t ask me for anymore pictures once we exchange numbers I look thee exact same in all of them. Super annoying.. Looking for a real connection. I am ready to love and this may not be the site for that but you never know.
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I WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT! WHO WANTS TO MEET UP! IF NOT IM GOING TO BED LOL!
Looking for a cool person to hang out with and have some fun times and see where it takes us. VEGAS local so locals only Please thank you????????
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Enjoy life always. I’m a happy and responsible person. I’m ♏️Strong but at the same time sweet person. I like the outdoors activities. Looking for a fun, honest, mature guy and healthy mind.Let’s see where the things can go.
No married men.
No games.
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Rockstar for my attitude and pretty awesome to be around.. if you are so lucky! Ha!
I am very outgoing, pretty damn awesome personality, sweet, totally addictive, great laugh, and can hold my own.
Whatever happened to actual dating?! Go on a date, have conversation, let sparks fly, great first kiss, continue getting to know each other..
House ✔️
Career ✔️
Daughter ✔️
Dog ✔️
Vehicle ✔️
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I’m a pothead and a smoker. Social drinker. The hat is a thing you just have to accept. I’m on a d-bag app looking for a non d-bag. Local. Please know how to make sentences.
I’m 5’8 and accused of being taller so I kinda prefer tall guys. I’m on the quiet side so it helps if you’re slightly obnoxious. No married guys. I don’t judge you but I don’t need bad Karma.
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Single mother
5'5
Locals, Harleys and tattoos ????
One night stands⬅️
P.s. if you're not circumcised swipe left too ⬅️????
Sarcastic asf!
If you're married ⬅️
I'm 420 friendly
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Dentistry ⚒
Music lover ????????
Coffee????
Italian food and red wine ????
Outdoors: Sea, sun and snow ????????
My friend’s little girl in the pic ????
Looking for a spark and a relationship with the right person ????
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Im from Brazil leaving in las vegas im connecting to tinder again, lets give another shot!!! Meeting new people making new friends!! No visitors!! If u are looking for one night stand go to the left!!!! No creepy guy's please!!! Hygiene it’s plus!
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Outgoing, funny , awesome kinda of gal. Like a lot of us checking to see what's out there. Concerts, travels, and new adventures are some of the things I'm down for. Lately been getting into craft beers.. no I'm not a hipster lol No kids and never been married ????
This is me.
P.S. I'm the brown girl lol. And locals please.
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All I ask is that you be polite and honest. Also I’m tall...so the height question is inevitable. Best of luck!
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???? Ucimru21
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LV residents only please.
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In my spare time I hike, cook 5 star gourmet meals, and travel the whole world! Just kidding. I watch tv and drink wine. Don't judge. So do you.
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Looking for LTR. I like men good conversation, Honesty and Kindness.
Please be emotional Mature.
Peruvian ????????
BTW I am 42 YEARS OLD
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Beards are appreciated. dogs, bearded dragons. I don’t write long “about me’s” I might be an asshole. Swipe whichever way you like. Just like the moon and stuff.
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Living in Vegas. ❤️scuba diving.????kids????drama❤️travel????hook ups ????Trump supporters ✅friends to hang out with
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I’m photographer, Coffee addict & dog lover.
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Smiles and laughs encouraged
Vegas local
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Just enjoying life in Sin City ☺
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Everything starts with Hi. So say hi back. Hi is how convos start.
Business Owner from Canada. ???????? Here for awhile. I do tech things. Traveled likely more than you, Read Game Of Thrones before it was Game of Thrones, Cook things, play video games, and live life to the fullest. Let's grab a beer.
In case you missed it, I'm not here for hookups, your poly marriage, or helping you get over your recent divorce/breakup. No kids. Never married.
Can't wait till we match and then never message! ????
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I work a lot, but all my bills are paid. Most winter mornings I snowboard. I don't have any kids that I know of, but I do have a Squishy. He's a cat.
Please swipe left if you don't like cats. That being said, feel free to swipe left if you're mega MAGA, a devout Catholic, a fuck boy, or have an aversion to grown ass people with braces*. Ta.
*I recently got braces ????♀️
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CONVERSATION REQUIRED!
Las Vegas local looking for Las Vegas locals.
I work a lot & also watch a lot of TV, which can seem contradictory. I enjoy fun and foolishness, especially in the company of others. Don't hike. Not a gym rat. Never married. No kids. Work hard to support my travel habit. I double space after periods and am #TeamOxfordComma. I'm 5'10, please don't lie to me about your height! Let's go out, have fun and create stupid hilarious inside jokes!
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I’m a ball of fun super sweet and looking for someone that I can have a good time wit. I love music food and drinks. I’m looking for a Mr Right not a Mr Right Now. Someone that is going to love being outside loving this Las Vegas smog wit me.
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Pop culture fan, love to be silly! Looking for my Jon Snow ???? Open to anything; friends, romance, work out buddies, accomplice. Mom to 3 kiddos and 3 dogs and a chinchilla. Love my career, love true crime, love Yahtzee, love the lake, love road trips, love dive bars, love classic cars, love steak, love beards & tattoos & dad bods. Hate cocky & materialistic people. Let’s go bowling and eat tacos!!!
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I’m a Nurse, Free Spirit, Love going out to eat, Love going to the movies, Adventurous, Love music and dancing. Love Shopping & Pampering after a hard week at work. Looking for a man who is career driven and respectable. If u looking for a smash & go swipe Left.. NO WEIRDOS!!!
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Just seeing who is out there....cool chick, super duper laid back, drama free, direct, motivated, excellent sense of humor, playful, adventurous, always talking shit, sarcastic, not clingy, LOVES sports and sporting events....and not insecure. I believe in treating others as I want to be treated. I'm like fine wine and Hennessy....
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Thai women here and new to this app. I love to cook, outdoor sports and hikes. I would love to meet someone that is not looking only for sex!
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LV local. I’m short, plump, curvy and feisty. I’m a BBW so if you don’t like that please don’t waste my time. I like good conversations and an ice cold IPA. I’m just trying to find the funny in this fucked up world. Sense of humor is HUGE so please be funny & make me laugh. No one night stands. 420 ❤️. Let’s meet for a drink and have an amazing night!
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Vegas locals only please***
Let’s shoot some ????, maybe a little bowling ????, or maybe stop at Timber’s and talk and see if there’s a connection?? Friend connection? Or maybe potential to be more?? I am here to find my best friend, that I can grow into something special with ????
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Do people even date anymore. ????????♀️???
???? VEGAS LOCAL????
5’9
????????????????????
♌️
Mom of 3
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????Insta: themich3ll3_mari3
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I'm an RN. Have lived and worked all over the US -- even outside it for a week. Recently left a $$$ job for $ one. Have never felt more fulfilled.
Polyamorous, pansexual, progressive, anti-fascist, democratic socialist, satanist (nope, we dont worship or even "believe" in him).
I'm a thicc bitch. Content alone. I dont believe in romantic love and have no interest in fleeting dalliances. Real connection or bust.
Cant eat gluten, covered in ink, and want a pair of Louboutin pumps.
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Las Vegas living. ???????? ????
Travelling, running, sushi. Bilingual.
VGK season ticket holder. ????????????
Looking to meet people.
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If your a bot swipe right. Creative photographer, not vegan, social drinker, desperately trying to quit smoke cigarettes ???? Only looking for a REAL man that likes the outdoors and maybe a nice dinner every once and while. More interested in hanging out at the bar than doing, "girly things" lol! I love motorcycles. Not looking for anything super serious, just Vegas locals. If your a tourist looking for a booty call then I'm not the one for you. Must be 420 friendly.
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Here are the basics: I love sports, live music, the outdoors, gym enthusiast and trying new things. So, If you are also up for an adventure, let’s chat.
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Don’t panic about the distance. I live between Detroit and Ann Arbor, but I’m In Vegas for a minute.
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Mom of 2, Dog mom, Future nurse May 2020, Outgoing weirdo, I word vomit alot, Feed me all the tacos, 6 tattoos, chubby gym brat.
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is my best personality trait my cat? maaaybe.
intersectional environmental fat positive feminism? yes please.
@whatswrongwithmollymargaret and @justbreakuppod stan? obviously.
she her hers | queer femme virgo
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Reasons to date me:
1. You’d be the good looking one.
2. Do you need a better reason than that?
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Is this a weird way to make friends?
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Pharmacy/health informatics student. Talk to me about healthcare policy or data and it will be ✨
My favorite compliment I have ever received was that I have sparkle energy. (Still not 100% sure what it means- but not the point)
Let’s get coffee (or hot chocolate or tea) and talk about our favorite stand up comedians
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John Waters, whiskey, snacks, karaoke
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Swipe to see my lips get chomped by a kitten:)
Told myself I’m gonna stay single till someone rips my heart & soul out of my body so bring the love????
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MA➡️Germany➡️ND
I’m from Massachusetts!
Dark humor.
Dogs.
Whiskey.
Beer.
Gym.
Goofy as shit.
ITS GOING DOWN IM YELLING TINDERRRR!
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Tbh I hate this app. Have no idea how it works. That's all.
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I live to make others laugh.
Always learning, traveling, and making bad puns. I operate on a growth mindset. Foodie, musician, avid reader, and improviser. Let’s play cribbage, talk about alternate realities, and listen to the Beatles.
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Hey!! Um....I'm suuper into music. I play a few instruments, and listen to pretty much anything lol. ???????? I'm pretty open-minded. I'm realy not much of a picky person tbh. Pretty shy at first, but I'm told I talk too much when I'm comfortable with someone! Lmaoo
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Honestly just looking for someone to get a dog with me. ???? Edit: Well, I got a dog. Guess I don’t need you anymore. ????
22. Minneapolis, MN????????
SC: Mibriahna
Not on here much so if you want to talk message me on sc. ????
If I super like you, there's a 99.9% chance it was an accident. ????????♀️
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????????????????❄️????????????????✈️????????????????♐️????
✔️ 5'7" ????
✔️ Proud cat owner ????
✔️ Extra short tongue ????
✔️ Happy & independent ????♀️
❌Don’t be a douchebag ????
❌Don’t waste my time ????
❌Don’t be a creeep ????
HONESTY AND RESPECT
ALL DAY EVERY DAY ????
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ig: @meganprotas
i’m a homebody????????????♀️
need a workout buddy????
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Crushing childhood dreams one at a time...39, on Tinder...#nailedit
❤️: my family, my career, working out so I can OD on Mexican. You’ll captivate me if you can engage my mind. I’m a huge nerd! I’m sarcastic, downright hilarious, and an asshole too. #BALANCE. ???? I work medicine in prisons and the oil field, but I think I’ve stayed sweet...????????♀️
I travel for work. Douchebags need not apply. NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP...Tinder is too much work for that. I’m 5’11” and love heels ???? and height.
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No hunting pics
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Tall& spicy
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Communicator/Plan Maker/Vacation Taker
All or nothing all of the time optimistic realist.
Vegas native looking for a local guy with a ready smile to fall in love with and live happily ever after. Please be kind, honest, loyal, and enjoy doing fun stuff.
Never married and no kids - love kids though.
Your jokes are more impressive than your gym pics, tiger pics, and fake reviews (honestly, why is that a thing?).
I read to the bottom, too.
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A quality women still exist!
Chi Native....5’5ft
Outgoing, Sweet but with a Lil Spice LOL????
I love laughing, I definitely have a sense of humor I’m not uptight!
I enjoy working out, karaoke,
movies, going out to dinner..
I enjoy cooking, concerts, reading a good book, travel just getting out and enjoying life!
Good Vibes ONLY!!!Great person swipe right BSer Left please!!!
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I'm out here successfully adulting hoping to meet someone to share life with. I like conventional, healthy, ambitious, realistic, respectful, responsible and romantic Men.
Card carrying member of The Better Blacks.
I hate the smell of weed! NO 420!
If you live in the BX or Staten Island it's a no for me dog.
I'm interested in meeting someone to cook for. I'm just kidding my elderly neighbor told me ro say that.
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Me: simple fluffy gal who likes football (fly eagles fly), hockey (go knights go), wine tasting, traveling, outdoorsy stuff, good food, Raw fitness, and spending time with my pups. Never married and no kids. You: vegas local, non smoker, not looking for a random hookup, financially stable, fluent in sarcasm, has time to date, and has similar interests to me, emotionally available, good communicator.
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Single, family first. Not into the night life very active with sports. I'm outspoken and have a sharp sense of humor, Please know how to joke around with out getting offended.
I dont smoke
I drink socially
I dont do drugs
I dont party (maybe once or twice a year I will)
Love to be outdoors (hiking, playing ball)
Anything else dont be shy ask, we didnt match just for the match, lets converse see what we have in common...
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About Me: Gym, Eat, Sleep, Eat Some more
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I probably have the same name as your dog
5’5”
Grad Student
Capricorn
Extrovert
Not looking for a hookup ????????♀️
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1. Not my room
2. Yes I really did meet Steve-O
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Looking to meet new people. Let’s go for a hike or maybe grab a coffee.
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Still kind of new to this tinder thing
Need friends or someone to chat with ????????♀️
Love me some chocolate ????????????
420 Friendly ????
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I'm a sucker for a good conversation and great personality. Make me laugh, please! I know it sounds so cliché but it really does go a long way with me. Good looks are everywhere in Vegas but good people aren’t. I just adore meeting those GOOD ones, don’t you? I vibe talking over delicious wine and yummy food. #sapiosexual ♥️
IG @NoodlesLV
www.LuXeMassageLV.com
*LMT, Owner ~ Luxe Massage LV*
*LMT @ Qua Spa at Caesars Palace*
*Las Vegas Local*
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Just moved to MInnesota after a 14 year break...trying to relearn ‘Minnesota Nice’ and why winter starts in October.
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ATL ????
Korean ????????
5’3
????????????????✈️????????????
IG @shannon.leee
Chicago Tuesday through Thursday. Show me around? I like good food, dope vibes and strong drinks ????
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pre-law student seeking good times only. likes music, movies, and all things sweet.
Let’s go out and see where it goes ????
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6ft tall
If you vape or smoke tobacco, swipe left
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I’m the girl with dreams on my way of becoming a woman with a vision.
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Vegas local. Chicago native.
Fitness, photography, fast cars, funny movies, childish fun, singing to greatest hits, Netflix & Chill, lazy Sundays, bonfires, drinks poolside, happy hour, Spin, live music, and sporting events.
Looking for the real deal. Who wants to go “all in?” ❤️
No kids or ex-husbands. Blondie is my niece.
Hoping for marriage & family of my own one day, a first for you too preferably! Must love kids, chivalry, romance, and being silly.
5’6. Tall is sexy????
No???? or ????
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Teacher, love to read and watch horror movies. Would like to find a genuine man that will do as he says he will and not lie about it. Also, love spending time with my dogs.
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I love the SUN & HOT weather - laying by the pool! Sports - football, especially. Also, concerts are fun! I have a great sense of Humor. . . Oh. And I'm a curvy girl. So if you're not into that, swipe left!
I am a no BS, down to earth, love my freedom kind of girl.
Originally from Michigan. Currently living in Las Vegas.
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Single mom of 4. My kids are my life, but they are old enough that I can have some free time.
Likes: guys, girls, sports, tattoos, piercings, coffee, irreverent humor, & changing my hair color.
If I don’t answer right away, I’m probably busy, not ignoring you.
Just because you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes.
IG: princessmel21
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Not 100% sure how to navigate this...
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If you don’t know me yet... get ready!!
CHI✈️MN
NO8DO
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New to Minneapolis. ????
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Hobbies include:
microwaving bagels
working on bikes
self destructive behavior.
she/hers they/them. body/sex positive. hella queer.
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• Fitness
• Travel
• Coffee
• Minnesota sports
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Make me laugh
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5.6
150lbs
WaistSize 7
Laid back
Capricorn
Shape like the number 8 wet soft tight juicy taste good I'm sexy cute clean std free if your not stay away please... Prefer 6'3 and up tall as well looking for a nice gentleman to hangout with ...
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Jeans and tee type of girl but clean up nice for a night out vegas locals only please
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I promise I’m not boring. I just don’t know what to say about myself.
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I love cooking, travel, ????,concert, dogs and speak spanish and english
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E.N.T.P. 5'2" summer baby from the midwest, vegas local. adaptable, quirky, direct, fair, stubborn, quick witted & loyal af. I thrive on change & spontaneity. the party scene is not my style, but I do enjoy being active and haven't forgotten how fun jail can be ????
*I like happy people..that don't like people.
☠ Ruthless has my vote..
???? Humanitarians do too...
???? Age is a state of mind....
IDGAF about your Instagram.
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I’m a nurse at a Vegas hospital. I love checking out new places around town and traveling. I’ve never been married and I don’t have kids. Oh and I liked hockey before it was cool. ???? VGK is my second favorite team.
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Looking for someone to date, hang out with, and enjoy life.
Must enjoy: hockey, hanging with friends, Netflix, hanging at home, and much more
Please be a local and not someone just visiting.
Bonus points if you are Canadian! ???????? ????????
Go Knights Go!
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I'm not sure this about me stuff matters. What do you want to know?
I'm 5'7"
Single mom of an 11 yr old daughter
Vegas Local
Interests: Sports, coffee, cocktails, live music, trying new (to me) foodie spots
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One of my biggest goals in life is to one day have my own theme music that plays whenever I enter a room.
I'm kind, funny and always up for a fun adventure. I love my family, loud rock music and laughing so hard my sides hurt.
I'm not interested in a random hook up. I am looking for someone who I can laugh with, who treats me like a lady and wants to enjoy the amazing things life has to offer.
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“Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible”.
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I need a date for supercross in July and also for my best friends wedding.
Easy going.
I LOVE being dominated in bed!
Super like if you want to get my attention.
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Curve model ting ???? Let’s watch shows and snuggle. I’m up for winter adventures outside ❄️ Love a quirky sense of humor.
Please don’t seek me out on social media if we don’t match, you’ll just get blocked ❌????
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Not real sure what to say here. I'm a single mom so I'm severely lacking in pictures of me without my kids. I love my job. I have an insanely dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I have a slight addiction to flavor blasted goldfish and I hate when my feet are cold.
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Mad in Thailand????????????
- Came here 9months ago
- I like to try something new
- Love to travel around????????????
- Know 4 languages
- Dog lover ???????? But i got 2 cats in the house????
- Live to eat NOT eat to live ????????????????
- Rom-com & Disney & Horror movies
- Music's life
And...let me be the RIGHT!!????
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I am a crazy cat lady ????
I love to be outdoors and go hiking
In nursing school ????⚕️
I have a huge passion for adoption and I educate high school students all over Minnesota about adoption :)
Huge book nerd
Obsessed with horror movies..even during Christmas ;)
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Ask for the snap ????
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me: bUSY new teacher & empath looking to care and be cared for, in a casual-ish way. early riser, art & food enthusiast, intersectional feminist, former neuroscience student & farmer, french speaker, musician, at-home yoga practitioner, big earrings, gesticulates a lot.
you: local, thoughtful, flexible, kind, earnest, has ever been in therapy. queer, preferably. bonus if you’re a francophone.
let’s walk & talk, try new foods, have new experiences, and be in each other’s presence.
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Heya!! I like having a good time ???? and meeting new people. So if you want to be friends, fwb, smoke buddies, or if we like each other enough a relationship????. Just a warning tho peeps I’m THICC❤️❤️
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22 , Cancer , Teacher & Care Giver , 2011 Ford Fusion , Sterling Heights .
i don’t like being called sexy or hot ????????♀️
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Smart ,Funny , & sweet. Loves reading , writing & poetry. Passport holder loves to travel. Looking to meet new people.
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5’4 ((Curvy Plus size BBW))
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let’s do something funnn
snap - mynameis_ward
insta - juhnetward
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I’m just out here living my very best life. Join me?
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Peace, Love, & Kindness ☺️☯️????????☀️
Just trying to find someone to slow dance in a parking lot to Tennessee Whiskey ....
Kind, loving, and down to earth is the best way to describe me
Looking for the real deal ????
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Pretty chill and laid back
❤️Love to try new things ????????♀️
Criminologists in the work ????????????
Snap: rubyredd.1
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well i watch a lot of anime , sports such as basketball and boxing , drinking , partying and go to gym ✌???????? Follow and DM me on my IG mjsugoi
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Semi-professional high fiver....but not that high Bc I’m only 5’1”. Will probably like your pets more than you. My dogs often win the battle of who I hang out with on Saturday night.
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intj • slytherin • queer • polyam • feminist
femme-ish lazy space goth
these are my favorite emoji: ????????????
wanna watch anime & play video games.
wanna play Pokemon Go & talk about the fall of capitalism.
wanna go on cute dates & overshare about mental illness.
wanna take a walk on a cloudy day
and omfg i don’t wanna be your third or unicorn please don’t message me for that shit
fuck trump
eat the rich
blm & acab
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. ????
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Shanghainese
把jio崴了01.05
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Shanghainese
NO ONS
WELCOME TO MAKE FRIENDS
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Vegas local. From Columbus, OH, but just moved from Nashville, TN.
Looking for a guy to have fun with and eventually do the cliche bf/gf stuff, playing tourist around Vegas & other fun places, going on vacations (planned & spur of the moment), etc...
And if we don't hit it off romantically, no worries!
No kids, never married.
Also, no filters. Well, except for one, obviously.
If you got this far: I suck at small talk via the internet, so let's meet for a drink/coffee!
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Hi Im a Las Vegas local, Would love to meet new friends.
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Chicago made me, Las Vegas has raised me. I am conservative at first until I get to know you. Then I am a goof ball and your biggest cheerleader. I am big on energies and vibe. I am in an open-relationship and not looking for casual hook-ups. I love my peaceful moments. I look to make genuine connections to create memorable experiences with the potential for growth. Looking for my Boo.
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I'm single, no kids, working woman. I'm looking for friends and/or a serious relationship. I'm a social drinker and non smoker, non 420. No ONS or no Neflix.n.Chill. Message me if your interested.
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Divorced woman needing someone to distract with. Not looking to share my drama but get away from it don't need anyone else's drama either. I'm fun loving and enjoy cooking walking reading usually way laid back.Hmm. I don't think people really read these? But if you're one of the millions of guys who do.. Im up for a meet up.
E M A l L me
imnicole33
on G M A l L
And just say "LOOKING"
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I want someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
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Good vibes only
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Trying to find someone fun to do cool things with. Not looking for hook-ups, sorry, but you can hit me up for:
Hiking, long walks, concerts, shows, movies, dinner, horseback riding, a 5k or any awesome adventure!
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Swipe right only if you like chocolate
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Las Vegas local, i travel a lot for work, very family-oriented, easy going and love to laugh at you, me and everyone around us!
Let’s chat.
Travel
Food
Family
Food
God
Food
Laugh
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Hard working but also love to enjoy the finer things in life: family, travel, beach, road trips and dining out. Want to join me?
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Dr office full time. Travel ball softball. Softball mom 6 out of 7 days, sometimes 7 days a week. Locals only please. Not a tourist guide.
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Not here for FWB. ????????
I was in the military for 12 years. Helicopter mechanic then medic. Currently a nurse and in nursing school. I have kids (2) if that’s an issue bye????????
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Vegas local, my dog is cuter than yours, scary movies, goofy, wine on Saturday and church on Sunday, be kind!
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Vegas local! Not looking for tourist!!!!
Life is a roller coaster!! Just looking for someone who wants to ride along with me!!!
I'm not a Netflix kind of girl!! I like to stay busy!! Always active!! Love the gym and hiking!!
My life revolves around my two beautiful children! But three nights a week they're at their dads and my passion in life is to DANCE!! Love country music!!!
Life is short!! I smile everyday no matter what is happening around me!!! ☺️????????????????????????????????
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Pisces ♓️
Looking for someone to travel the world with me ✈️
I’m into pretty much everything except Republicans.
I especially love relaxing, music, art, travel, photography, animals, psych, astrology. Ask away ☺️
What’s your zodiac?
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Being a dumb bitch is our only defense against sapiosexuals
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I'm a single mother to my 1 Year old son. I'm here just looking to meet genuine people, just got out of a rough situation and need to know there are decent humans out there. I am a big girl, so if you're not into that, there's your heads up :)
- 5'9" Fat chick/big girl/ bbw, whatever you wanna call it, I'm not small at all.
- Virgo ♍
- Not here for hookups, not here for couples
- Work full time at a good job
- Have my own vehicle
- Live alone with my son, pay all my own bills.
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Just looking to have some fun.
I smoke weed too often.
I’m in engineering :( Tap til the end to see my tattoos :) ????????????️????
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I can show you the world's best memes ????
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Recently moved back to MN. Love being outdoors, working out, sports, motorcycle rides, love a good beard, big trucks, bobfires, tattoos, fishing, car shows, traveling, country concerts, dog lover. Favorite show: Diesel Brothers
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just let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts and hold your dumb hand you stupid piece of shit ???????? TS
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Active, energetic, outgoing, bubbly scientist... yeah. That sums it up!
I like pushing my comfort zone and experiencing things.
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Let's go to hockey games and drink beer
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My family is my everything. I love traveling, lake life, going to Twins and Wild games, Disney, baking, photography, and going out or staying in as long as I’m with good company????
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I’m a handful and a 1/2
????few of my favs: my cat Richard, orange juice, Maggie Rogers, goldfish, fun socks, yoga, night adventures, strawberry wine, neo-hippie movement, hockey & lax, pineapple pizza, the ocean, true crime podcasts, hammocking and reefer✨
WSU ‘20 B.S. in cell and molecular biology
UMN Veterinary
Moving up to the cities after graduation!
Tuck Frump
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★ Ole '21 ????
♡ Looking for something serious.
★ Anime, manga, gaming, reading
♡ Zelda games are my life.
★ No Snap or Kik.
♡ Short girl squad. 5'3"
★ I don't smoke.
I'm not the most beautiful girl. But I have a good heart. I'll support you, love you, and cherish you. I'll nerd out with you and give you affection. Swipe right?
I don't message first, I'm a lady.???? Swipe left if you'll never message or if you'll just stop messaging.
P.S. I don't want kids so if that's a problem, swipe left! ????
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Recently moved here from the south, so I need someone to help me adjust to this midwestern culture. ????
If you like short girls, I’m your girl.
????: carlieanne95
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I work with the elderly and I love it. I paint and read every day. I’m a Future RN!! I’m always outside with my dogs. I have many plants! I’m an old soul and a romantic. I’d like a man to art and adventure with!!
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Camping, hiking, naps, Marvel, and bbq chips.
Vegan but not gonna shove tofu up your butt. Would you sign my petition for Susan Tedeschi to legally adopt me as her nephew ? If not just go ahead and swipe left.
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_nviso
New to MN, so friends always welcome
Moving to LA next year
Future neurosurgeon
A catch waiting to be caught
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Skip the small talk, tell me about your goals and your dreams.
Honesty, respect, and loyalty above all else.
Going to own a club one day so if you’re not down for that scene, swipe left.
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I am not on here with much regularity, but it's a fun occasional past time.
Love theatre, it keeps me busy. Music is my passion, and will always be the biggest competition for my time.
If all of your pictures are either a) of something other than you (kids, pets, sunset) b) you with a dead animal or c) you and a group of people, making me figure out which one is you, I will swipe left... Don't make this work, it's supposed to be fun!
Trump supporters need not apply.
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