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I Love to have fun! Easy going, but i like to stay busy. Just want a guy that can be faithful. I love to have crazy nights but some quiet ones too. I like to take care of my man, cook clean and sex 10 times a day! It Never should get old. I want in return to be loved and not cheated on
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I love lamp????
Snap&Insta: koot_tang ❤
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Nevada City is a powerful vortex and I'm grateful to be here. Let's go hear live music, go dancing, hiking, and swim! Life is beautiful.
I am a healer, educator, and life long student. I speak Russian and Spanish and my passion is authentic honest communication, embodiment practice, connection to the Earth and helping others to discover and hold onto their inner divinity.
What drives you? What is your spiritual practice?
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ENFJ
Type 2 Enneagram
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Hey ;)
HBO Now and ...
Recent transplant from AK. Driving slow in the fast lane just to bug the CO “natives”. No, it’s not cold here and you’re not that tough. I also think dogs and beer are great. But can you love hard? Give depth and breadth (in conversation)? Be vulnerable, passionate, confident, and a phenomenal leader?!
My fav things:
Cozy fireplaces
Down (coats, sleeping bags)
Sandy beaches
ISO: kind eyes and a panty melting smile.
I’m 69” tall, without heels ????????????
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not my kid
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Sc- Yori-Yori
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Shall I start with creative.........
Nah. I’d have to think to hard about it ????
The mountains/outdoors = my happy place. Enjoy good food and wine. I’m a bit on the sassy and sarcastic side.
If I super liked you it was by accident. Sorry ????
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Single mom with two boys. I work hard. You need to be funny, have your shit together, and no drama. Bonus if you like Thor and Captain America ????. Tell me a joke
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Hard working mom looking for some fun with someone new. Not looking for a couple but bisexual by nature.
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I ain’t about to be a wife so swipe left if that’s what you want. Otherwise I’m fun and awesome and weird as fuck.. enter at your own risk
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Loving life....living free...I do what I want.
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Love new adventures! Outdoors: Yes Travel: Yes! Employer: Self. Job: Video production (no porn) Kids: None. TV: Not really. Comedy & Horror: yes. PDA: Guilty. Alcohol: Sometimes. drugs: Never. Bad jokes: Always. Serious: Rarely. Everything else: Open. Team work: the only way!
Let's meet up! I hate messaging
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Hey my name is Nicole I love horse back riding and working out. I work at an internet company and work crazy hours. I work out a lot and spend time with my dog. I am looking for dating and more possible. Honestly have had my times with a hook up and if it’s some then one night stand I would be open to the possibility. If you want to know more just ask
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Snap me
bubblethick
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I like to live life by the moment and just do what makes me happy. A few of my favorite things: my daughter, the mountains, singing, and adventures.
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If you’re going to say my name, say my full name.
Pretty big into true crime
Being straight doesn’t make someone close minded.
Dark sense of humor
If you use “seen” incorrectly, or say “conversate” you’re an idiot and I won’t like you.
Horror movies ????♀️
Reptiles ????
Food ????????
Alcohol ????
420 Friendly ???? (Edibles > Smoking) ????
Chubby Chaser ????????????
Analytical ????
Agnostic ????
Evolution ????
Pogonophile ????????????
Steven Hawking > Joel Osteen
Please be capable of killing me with pure body weight alone.
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New to Colorado, looking to meet new people and go on new adventures
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Mom/Dental Assistant/Photog. Reading, bowling, Scrabble, some video games, Netflix, concerts, snuggling/affection, craft beer, hiking, camping. I can be shy but I tend to be bold, enthusiastic, forward, dirty minded and come on strong
Hopeless romantic seeks passionate kisses in rain, and other chickflick cliches. Someone honest, attentive, committed, can communicate, is patient and won't give up. Really sick of bullshit. DON'T FUCKING GHOST ME. And use your/you're correctly
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I work, am in college, and do my best to also be a person.
Into adventures, food, and holding hands.
If you want more than that, please know your ropes and be kinky. :3
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you get what you get and you don’t get upset
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Meaningful connections welcome, hookups/poly not so much.
I don’t drink or smoke so I probably won’t join you at the bar, but I love to create art, move, be outdoors, cook, run around the globe at top speed, and a lot of other things you might think are cute.
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I love to travel ???? ✈️ Anime is pretty cool Trying out dating again ???? I love to cook ???????????? Slc is home ????
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I like to have fun and adventures. Make me laugh and watch my eyes sparkle. I don’t swipe right on anyone so if we match, message me first because I like it when you make the first move. Tomboy at heart and love skee ball.
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Divorced. No Kids.
Looking for Love, Eventually.
No hookups.????
I don't want kids, but dont mind if you have them.
Horror Movie Fanatic????????
Enjoys Hikes and Camping????, All Foods????????????, Wine & Whiskey????????, Animal Lover of all types????????????????????, Comedy Shows/Stand Up????, Travel????✈, Cartoons (like Rick & Morty)???? and Naps lots of Naps!????
Go Steelers!????????
Dog's name is Aiden.????????
If you want trouble...find yourself a Redhead!❤????
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CO ✈️ CA. ✈️ Vegas
Staci, 35, (I just recently dyed my hair red) pubs, 420 friendly (it’s cool if you don’t smoke but I do), cuddles, kisses ,tacos, i Indian food,margaritas, bowling, pool movie dates,dive bar karaoke date nights. Museums, the zoo, trips to the mountains, stranger things, 90 day fiancé. ???? just want to go on fun dates, a fun place downtown to eat, or go up to boulder. I’m huge on kissing.. lol so if you don’t like making out swipe left. FWB is all I’m lookin for.. I’m fun ????
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Bad phone, had to reinstall????
If you DON'T live in the Denver Metro area, swipe LEFT
I only date black men... STFU about it ????
I'm secretly 420 friendly..swipe LEFT if you're not going to hit my blunt too
I'm really small ????
I miraculously wear the gray ribbon!
If you don't know and love Jesus...swipe LEFT because it's a definite deal breaker
Philippians 2:10-11 and Romans 14:11 ????
I'm NOT having anymore kids so swipe accordingly
Do NOT be fooled by the last pictures...I want a BOYFRIEND/LTR
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Ft Me ? I'm 22❤️, I'm Originally From San Diego????????????????☀️Add Me On Snap :courneeeytrump ????Im Pretty Cool???? & Pretty Single???????? & I Like To Travel . Crazy For Colored Eyes & Amazing Smiles , I Love Food lol & The Idea Of Change? ???????????? If You Snore Swipe Left ????????FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM: the_onlycourtneeylynn FOLLOW MY SNAP : courneeeytrump #RipMacMiller????Where’s My Man At???????????????????? & NO IM NOT DOWN TO FUCK Intstagram: the_onlycourtneeylynn
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I'm currently in school working on my Master's degree.
I am a published model???? and in my free time I have been working on a makeup and clothing line. ????
I am single because.... I spoil myself and I feel like a man should do the same. I am a rare beauty????and you should feel the same!????
I find smoking cigarettes and bad hygiene to be very unattractive. ????????????♀️
If you are blessed with the opportunity to meet me PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND TAKE A SHOWER... thank you in advance ????
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Hi I'm looking for a serious relationship. Please no hookups. I have a 5 year old daughter. I love snowboarding, dogs (not cats - allergic), the beach, and of course TV and movies too.
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Things I love: the Buffs, black coffee, long walks in the city, wine, snow, Chipotle, my giant dog, traveling, my nephews, anything in water
Things I hate: selfies in mirrors, bad grammar, witches in scary movies, laundry, snakes
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insta: _monipalooza
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Wanna pet dogs (and cats and anything cute)? Drink good drinks and eat good food? Make stuff and explore a lot? Play fun boardgames and video games and just not be dicks to each other? Me too. Let’s do it.
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Here we go again.....
I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. But if it turns into a long time, I wouldn't be opposed.
I'll drink the wine, you drink the whiskey.
Pineapples belong on pizza, if you don't agree, good. I won't have to share my pizza with you.
Dutch Bros is life!!
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Hi my name is Mimi.
Instagram: Lumpiiia
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I love to see the world. Always looking for the next adventure. Must love travel ✈️ I don’t stay in one place very long.
Send me a msg. Buy me a drink. Let’s see where this goes ????????
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed”
-Warhol
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I’m educated, loyal, and responsible. I have my life together. I’ve never been married, I don’t have children, and I’m financially stable. I’m a teacher, as well as a doula, babysitter, and cake decorator. I'm 5'6", slender, and vegetarian. I love food, talking, traveling, adventures, reading, movies, music, karaoke, trivia, animals, running, working out, cooking, and baking.
I’d like to meet a mature, respectful, trusting, positive man with a great personality and good humor, who communicates!
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Were a kinky attractive and physically fit couple looking to determine whether we can find the most amazing pussy licker. There isn’t really a bottom end of the age range (apart from like 25 or so) but the top would be mid 40’s. If you’re interested please tell us in detail what you would do to please my pussy and we’ll respond if it sounds amazing. My man is straight so this is all about pleasing me, but he does love watching me being pleased and helping to do so. So please contact us!
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Single mom of 2, not looking for hook ups. If we can't be friends then we can't be lovers, so let's start there!
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Make good choices.
I'm tallish and my dogs sleep in my bed.
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Just moved to Arvada and want to get to know the town and the people.
Likes- tall men w/ beards, British humor, whiskey, career passion, water mgmt, fires, books, arts & crafts, sarcasm, & all cozy wintery things
Dislikes- trump, heights, allergy season, bad date behavior (so many ridiculous stories)
* I'm single, looking for friends & dating. 5'4, curvy, east coaster. Fairly shy, I’d call myself an extroverted introvert. Taking the initiative, drinks, & humor help get me out of my shell...
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crashing Summit Co. for the winter season...impressively mediocre snowboarder...probably more attracted to your snowmobile that you ????
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Process Your Feelings, There Within is Truth⚛️✴️
Meditating????????♀️, working????????, creating????, researching????????, or ????????.
The furry one is my copilot, Louie.????
#WWG1WGA
Numerologist and Psychic Intuitive
*I do math and I know things*
Starseed Guide
Looking to build together and for the benefit of humanity and the universal collective(s).
Liking animals is a must. Horseback riding is a bonus! ????????????????
INTP
Life Path 9
5’9
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5’8 without heels
I like to stay in shape but not to excess where it interferes with life. I have two children who are important to me. Common sense, intelligence, and an ab six pack is sexy.
Message me if you like what you see.
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Nursing tech/student. 5'9". If I was a salsa I'd be medium chunky. If you love thick thighs and don't mind the double chin or muffin top that comes with the package, then we'll get along. Live jazz or bluegrass, anyone?
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I'm down to earth and super chill. My job requires me to travel a lot which I love. I’m a sweet person but I don’t put up with any BS.???? I’m fluent in sarcasm.. you’ve been warned. I don't really have an agenda when it comes to "what I'm looking for" I'm just riding the waves of life. Up for anything and down for whatever of the vibe is right....
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Strong, confident, feisty, and sarcastic! Prior military and current law enforcement! So move on if intimidated easily ;-) I love the outdoors, travel, adventure, and trying new things. Whiskey is my drink of choice, but beer is good too.
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Just moved back to Colorado after a long hiatus. I love adventure, travel, coffee, and wine. If you also enjoy these things, are not a maniac, can possibly rock climb or have a desire to explore then maybe we will hit it off. All that being said, I'm not the type to message first.
Looking for a relationship.
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MI > FL > CO ✈️
UNF Alum.
UCF Grad Alum.
Hard of Hearing. ????????
INFJ / ESFJ.
Affectionate/Flirtatious.
Tattoo lover.
Sports lover. ⚾️????⛳️????⚽️????????
Kickboxing. ????
Star Wars!
Hufflepuff.
420 Friendly.
Plus-sized. Obviously.
5’3.
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Tall (5'8")
82.5% Nerdy
96.5% INTJ
100% Atheist
65% Culinary Genius
68% Passable Fake English Accent
98% Joss Whedon Fan
76% Odds my first aid kit is better than yours
21% Tattooed (Roughly? ????????♀️)
54.8% I just want to meet your dog
71% Likelihood I'd rather be on roller skates rights now
86.4% Of the opinion glasses, tattoos, and introspection are sexy
Batteries not included. No assembly required.
I can fold a fitted sheet. Hot, right?
Aspiring veterinary neurologist.
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Bartender. CrossFit Coach. Decent cook. Bad (but enthusiastic) dancer.
Married to a badass man.
Looking for fun connections that may or may not get frisky.
Equal opportunity ????????
Especially impressed by smarty pants ????
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looking to get to know someone. I love movies and chilling at home when not at work. I love to dance, listen to music and of course watch Netflix. I have 2 kids. Non smoker, drink occasionally.
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DC transplant trying Denver on for size. passionate about my dog, rugby, photography, and bikes. this app gives me anxiety lol pls be nice.
interested in all genders, looking for some kinda connection before anything else
no racists, cops, trump supporters, terfs etc.
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I’m a single mother of two. I like to cook, drink bubbles, laugh and listen to music. I get my nails done, but I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty. I love getting outside to play in the sunshine. I love to make others happy! My family and friends are everything!
I enjoy intellectual conversations and going deep.
I’m not very active on here, so if we match, message me! I’m from the south, and I’m old fashioned like that!
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Coffee. foodie. wine lover. old school romantic. openminded. surprise me.
Please be able to hold intelligent conversation.
I'm just looking for more awesome people to add to my life whether it be as friends or more.
Please don’t waste my time... Consistency is key
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Send me a message it's cool lol (:
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Someone PLEASE put an end to my online dating nightmare! I’m not here for games or BS or to be ghosted. I’m a great woman. I’m single, have no kids, never been married, college educated, drama free, kind, loyal, adventurous, mature, driven, and treat my man like a king. I have lost -115lbs. and I enjoy working out, being active, traveling, seeing new places, going to concerts, or just cuddling up binge watching a good show or movie.
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Moved here 6 years ago for sunshine and mountains.
Love: travel, art, music, laughter, the outdoors, my dog, and a good adventure. Nothing better than meeting interesting people in new places.
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~ All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals ~
artist & creative, intersectional feminist, kitty cat, earth child, queer babe.
poly ~ I am my primary partner! Interested in spacious connections with people who are kind, self aware, reliable, direct and actively trying to see past their own bullshit. Meaning you lean into tenderness/vulnerability, are familiar with your patterns, practice self care, and know what you want. Let me bleed on you ;)
*respect sworkers or bust*
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Sometimes I wonder what the other girls have that I don't; then it hits me...probably herpes.
I have 1 child, 2 jobs, and no life. I just relocated to Colorado from NE.
I own a pair of Crocs (will not wear them in public upon request); and I don't do hookups. I know, I'm the worst. Lover of all things outdoors.
What I'm looking for:
Craft beer, laughs, energy, connections.
Yes, I have my own place and car --yadda yadda yadda
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Colorado Native.
Aquarius.
Open minded.
Vibin positively.
Left handed.
Longg hair, don’t care. ????????♀️
Hopeless Romantic.
Teach me something new.
Take me out of my comfort zone????
I love to meet new people and friends.
I’ll try anything once, maybe more.
Likes: Hiking, Tequila, deep conversations, books, Snapchat filters.
Dislikes: Blended margaritas, Traffic, liars, BPA, and wasting time.
Add me on Instagram its_adrina_fool
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I’m looking for a real connection, a loving, trusting relationship and love at first bite. Of pizza, that is.
Swipe right for a travel-obsessed ???? lover of the outdoors????????♀️, football ⚽️, art ????, fine dining ???? and dancing ????????.
Let’s plan our next adventure!
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I’m goals driven and respect hard work, I enjoy seeing new places, live sporting events, concerts and trying new foods. When I unwind my guilty pleasure is reality tv and red wine.
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Well, I'm pretty awesome if you couldn't tell. Let's not chat forever and just go hang out!
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Maker of art, but not for a living.
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• Alternative
• Gender fluid
• 420 friendly
• Night owl
• INTP-T
• Aquarius
• Secular humanist
• Beer enthusiast
• Left leaning
• Hairstylist
I’m an open book and, might I say, quite the read.
Open minds only.
Ask before you assume.
Let’s get drinks.
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Ahhhh! I LOVE all the things! Especially...my pup, morning runs, coffee on my porch, comedy, live music, the Zoo, and hammocking. I’m crazy passionate about social reform and need the same in a partner. At the moment I’m insanely busy...so I’m rarely on here. Would love real connection, but I have become jaded on the whole internet thing ????
Ps...you don’t need to be tall so “I can wear my heels” cuz I wear what I want. ????
Ahhh too busy for this right now...may be back later this fall. ????????
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I am a Colorado native always looking for a new adventure in the wilderness. I am also looking for a man to share some of those adventures with, someone who can be a friend and more. Im not looking to move fast, but something that could possibly last a lifetime. I need to laugh and use my brain, which often go hand in hand.
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Looking for someone to challenge me intellectually, and maybe some coffee.
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I'm a high-energy individual, mother of 1 beautiful son. I love to laugh and have a great time. I enjoy an intellectual conversation and definitely a great sense of humor!
God 1st!!!! My family are my biggest Fans, they mean the world to me. ???? ????????
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I'm all about the mountains. Work from home project manager. Free days are for adventure whether that be rock climbing, hiking, running, and/or camping. I snowboard but am learning how to ski for mountaineering. Also love yoga, ice climbing, IPAs, whiskey, and good coffee.
Looking for an adventure partner who doesn't mind spending time off the grid and in nature. Someone who I will share a deep connection with over campfires, looking at stars, and debating the universe.
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I like to have fun, laugh, be spontaneous. I love being outdoors but also enjoy a night in. Drinks with friends, music, healthy food, good conversation, and sarcasm.
I have 3 kids, 21, 6 and 4. Oh and please be tall, I like to wear heels.
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In the Springs for a few months!
On here out of boredom I suppose ????♀️
I like the same things everyone likes: hiking, coffee, climbing, motorcycles, dancing, Bjj, and I'm learning how to love whiskey
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I’m a southern girl who loves being active and loves anything involving the outdoors. I love sports (especially college football Hook’em Horns ????????.) I love to travel, cook and entertain. I just recently moved to Denver so I’m excited to explore the area and see what’s out there,
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I'm 5'8. Green eyes. Brownish hair. Most important things: God, family, friends. I think honesty and integrity are huge. I've never been married / no kids. But hopefully someday! I love to travel. Colorado native. GO BRONCOS!
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Ya’ll, seriously! Online dating is tough, yea? Just looking for someone who can laugh at me as much as I laugh at myself, have a fun convo, wants to hang out somewhere other than my couch. I know... asking a lot. Real connections; Do those exist anymore? I hate saying rural. Live music? Yes, please.
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30 years old! I’m Italian black and Spanish female from Denver co I am a mother hard worker strong believer in God looking for new friends if u want to know more just ask! I’m not shy but I won’t always make the first move so if u want to get to know me don’t wait for me to message u first.! NO couples NO Hookups please ewww!!!
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Why not outside?
Let’s toss a disc or touch rocks.
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Haven't had any luck on here. I'm definitely not looking for something casual. I'm looking for someone I can have something more serious with. I also would like someone that can hold a conversation that would be nice.
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Dogs, running, good food.
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IG: @wendynguyen__
I tend to try new recipes over the weekend with friends but I do enjoy going out! Single dog mom of 2. It’s ruff.
Always hustling: independent iOS developer, real estate investing, poker player
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I keep my pants up with my dick.
I don’t care about football or weed. Ugh, read a book Trevor.
I live in a short bus I converted myself.
Please know how to fix things. My hands should not be rougher than yours.
Mint condition uterus.
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add me on snap? velvetspank
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Things I love:
Coffee
Food
Traveling
Animals
Good conversation
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Ecosystem management student! ????
Hobbies include: hiking, fretting over the thought of being perceived, and rethinking my entire life plan at 3am
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I’m a hippie and I like dogs and nature
UCD Global Disease Biology
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not lookin for a relationship,, doesn’t mean i wanna fuck tho ????
have no expectations to avoid disappointment
new to the bay,, love to smoke :$$
skaters: i’m tryna learn tricks,, help is needed
last pic is the most recent :)
yes ur dog is cute... but that’s not why i swiped...
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Open relationship. Mother to 23 pets. Psychology major, creative writing minor. Emotional masochist, bit of a flirt, and interested in all things unconventional. I’ll delete this soon and pop back up in a few months like I always do lol
(Aquarius/INTP)
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I’m a travel RN. I hate writing about myself ????
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cool person
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???? Freelance Illustrator
???? Graphic Design & Advertising
????Classic Rock aficionado
IG: @malaysianplain
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Mountain child????????
love me a good adventure. Go with the flow type. Dog enthusiast.
P.s. i have a Costco membership
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@carlabergada
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Speaker - Herbalist - Government Employee- Serial Entrepreneur ????
???????? FOLLOW ME ????????
???? OSHIEQUEEN
IG- OSHIEQUEEN
FB- OSHIEQUEEN
Youtube OSHIEQUEEN
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Half German & half English. Perfect white girl mix
@xoxo_karliemarie
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Just looking to have adventures and explore with cool people! I have two cats who I live for. I like food and non-prententious art. May be on this just to exchange memes idk. Gemini angst.
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PhD student
Insta: abbie_marono
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Go Dubs
5’9
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Active, hard working, and pretty fun. No kids, never married. I drink but don’t smoke.
5’7” Aquarius.
*Please do not be upset if I don’t reply to your message quickly. Tinder is not a priority, therefore my notifications are not on. Thanks!
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Taurus ♉
Originally from Colorado
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I love my job
Thick as fuck
Total stoner
Hiking and the beach
Books are amazing
My pets are my babies
Lord of the rings is my favorite movie trilogy
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I used to be a smooth peanut butter bitch but now I’m a chunky peanut butter bitch
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Caffeine based life form. Known to castrate men with my eyes. Likes most places and things, and occasionally some people too. Often spotted forming inappropriate connections with strangers’ dogs, climbing, and wrasslin’.
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angel among demons????
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sc: angelbunny33
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Party girl ! Always down to have fun and travel !
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Not an ABG. ????????????????
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i love music, mostly R&B/Pop and i love going to concerts. cat mom to Gamora, Gigi, and Gambino, singer/songwriter, scary movie indulger, kinda shy so i probably won’t message first i apologize in advance.
ps, i smoke and drink so if that’s a problem then don’t swipe right thank u♥️
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Send me a hello.????
:)
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I’m the funniest person I know
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25 years old. Loves Disney. ❤️❤️
Ask for the Snapchat or IG ????????????
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I wanna be friends and if we turn into more great ???? lets hangout get to know each other. Time and attention the simple things matter the most to me???? ♋???????? DONT WAIST YOUR TIME OR MINE PERIOD'T
I'm not perfect but I could be perfect for you
inbox me????
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Capricorn ♑️ Mixed ???????? ???????? 5ft2 ????
Literally the funniest person you’ll ever meet.. seriously.
Spoil me with mimosas ????????
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I just want to have an intellectual convo with someone. None of this one word bullshit. Music and superheroes is my weakness. Avenged Sevenfold and Neck Deep are my favorite bands. On here just to talk to people and maybe hit it off. I'm not into hookups so don't ask. 420 friendly!! I love Naruto, rock, and EDM music. Let's vibe out and get some food! ????
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Bay area native. Monogamous bean (but not looking for a relationship right now)
Instagator of climbing that thing over there and riding that wheely chair down the street. Always down for that spontaneous roadtrip, but also equally down to stay in and build a blanket fort. 3 am walks around the city sooth my soul. I like abandoned buildings and days at museums. I feel most at home in the ocean or laying deep in a forest. Fashion, travel, dancing and hiking are all important parts of my life.
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Sjuksköterskestudent????
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Letar efter nån att snacka med.
Är väldigt old school, lyssnar mycket -60,-70 och -90 tals låtar
Brunögda människor appreciated????????
Och ja.. jag e 20!
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Not looking for hookups not here to waste my time ????????♀️
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❤️ beer, whiskey, country music & NJD
I need a good drinking partner.
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•Harry Potter
•True Crime Podcasts (well pretty much anything )
•Puppers
•Tattoos
I have a criminal justice degree and a vagina. I’m basically the FBI.
If you’re looking for a hookup , move on.
5’8
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Music, travel, fancy..
@geraldine.milet
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London, England.
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Ig: @lilmissbigeyes
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Ig: Nickiill3
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Lawyer in the making.
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5’7 ♋️
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Hey♐️
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I like outdoorsy peeps and live music. Except house music (but whether or not that's even "live" is confusing to me?) Help.
I think a lot about word etymology and ethical consumption!
Mixed feelings towards technology and online dating but HERE WE ARE.
LES
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5’9 , 1.75m
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Hartford/Danbury
If you were a Pokémon, which one and why?
I HATE hiking. There, I said it. Also, I count napping as a genuine hobby.
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No I don’t want to just hook up... swipe left.
I love Harry Potter and chicken wings.
I still believe in flowers and real dates.
Sorry in advance if you don’t like tattoos.
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Since Prince Harry is taken...here I am
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My names Lyndsey. Live on Long Island. My new love is surfing and really all water sports. I’m easy going, relaxed, and super chill. Love music and comedy.
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I love corny jokes, give me the corniest jokes you have..,.. republican
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single mom with a fluffy mom bod.
5’1. go pack go.
@megkann
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Reykjavík, Iceland
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:)
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Just looking for the Jim to my Pam. If you’re looking for a sugar mama, I’m a teacher, so swipe left. Must love dogs.
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Insta: @amb_xcii
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my co workers talked me into this.
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Dear Men, please put your height in your bio ????Traveling is life! ✈️
Future social worker ????
Rutgers University
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Last-
▫️Concert I attended: Dan and Shay (but don’t be fooled, before that it was Taking Back Sunday.) ????
▫️Book I read: Maybe You Should Talk to Someone ????
▫️Time I stepped outside my comfort zone: Getting a tattoo ????
▫️Travel destination I googled: Banff National Park ????
Only looking for something serious!
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“We should talk” ????
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I’m the only one of me
also a yoga teacher
make me a playlist so I know it’s real
ASU- BS in integrative health
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From ????????
Speak ????????????????????????????????
...and a little bit of ????????, ???????? and ????????
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Sports, music, and the outdoors ????
Sarcasm and laughter make my world go round ????????????
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**NO HOOKUPS**
Trying NOT to b single anymore (it’s only been 3years...it’s time ????????)
If u wanna kno more...ask????????♀️
But for real NO HOOKUPS
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So lets just get this out the way...
If you have kids please swipe LEFT
If you have anyone who thinks they’re in a relationship with you swipe LEFT
If you’re just looking for someone to fuck then swipe LEFT
Looking for something worth my time, not rushing into a relationship but lets see where it could go, no time for games, we’re too old for that.
NY/CT ✌????
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I'm very independent. Goal-oriented. Smart. Determined. Ambitious. Blonde.
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Certified to get you fucked up????????????
Stop sleeping on Aminé????????
Let’s watch a Jets game ????????????
Message me first for a change ????
If you can’t fuck with Kanye then I can’t fuck with you ????????♀️☺️
SC & Insta : gabriellarichh
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My vices: ????????????
What are yours?
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Hey there????
Snap: miss_kiszkiel
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25 years old
Currently trying to live life to the fullest and live a happier, healthier lifestyle
I hope to find someone who can help keep me motivated!
I love to travel, hang out with friends, listen to music, go to new places, and try new things.
Looking for someone to hang out with, go on dates, and see what happens from there
There is never a bad time for coffee
Let me bake/cook for you
New dog mom to the best little Scottie dog named Olive ????
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5’4”
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Everything I put here results in weird messages. I’m just looking for someone relatively normal and funny.
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Documentary photographer, low-key historian, and aspiring dog mom ✨
Astoria ????????
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Welcome to the space jam
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Be cool
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Im here to find faces I like ???? Show me your big.... brain ????
x childfree
x 5'4"
x nerd. where my dorian pavus lookalikes at?
x not into dating, but big into cuddles
x but actually cuddling
x and playing your video games
x and ????????????
p.s. ppl with super polished social media profiles scare me
p.p.s. i love a high quality mustache
p.p.p.s. one of my fave male pornstars matched me on here, told me Im ????, then unmatched before I got his #. I am inconsolable
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A major dork when it comes to movies. I tend to use random movie quotes if i feel they pertain to the conversation. Let's see how many you can catch????
I tend to work a lot during the week, but I'm always up for a spontaneous weekend adventure.
P.s. she's my niece
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RU '15. Cell Bio & Neuro. 5' 7". I like fat squirrels and raccoons, eating, hookah, dank memes, puns, and Tumblr. I'm awkward, and my friends made me do this.
Looking for a companion with whom I can exchange pictures of cute animals and tag in memes.
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I’m looking for adventures, but also just a Netflix buddy.
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NJ --> AZ --> CA
britt_conti.03
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just looking for friends ; as in great vibes ????????????
nothing serious ????????
but if something ends up happening then let it happen ????????????
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Med student ☕️
I study a ton but I still try to have fun when I can. Love a good coffee shop, a concert in the city, a bottle of red wine or a spin class to get myself out of my head. I’m honestly just looking for someone who didn’t vote for #45
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Love trying new foods!
Raised in NJ
Originally from Moscow, speak Russian
Went to college in DC
Work in NYC (Flatiron)
Live in Hoboken
Science & Tech
Studied neuroscience/psych in college and am working in healthcare IT
White wine, dogs, parks, photography, beaches, seeing new places
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NYC. Hispanic ????????. Employed.
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Really nice
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Living my freckled life making lattes for Central Jersey caffeine fiends.
I make inappropriate jokes and laugh a little too loud with a cheesy smile.
I also am a portrait photographer!
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I’m an actress-waitress-cliché who keeps odd hours and has a weakness for creative types. (Vali-)date me?
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I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Vermont girl returning to my CT roots
Student of yoga and therapy, pescatarian 5’8” Gemini restaurant rat and ambivert, eldest child, anti-authoritarian horse girl.
Second pic is a filter and I don’t actually listen to Iron Maiden
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Looking for someone kind, funny, caring...and FUN. I love to travel, I am a serious foodie. I love music, podcasts, books, movies. I like cities and experiences, being nice to others and I love to laugh. It’s my favorite. I live in central NJ but will travel farther if it’s worth it! (Like to NYC) Looking for something that has the potential to last.
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5’9” Leo
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NJ | 5'7" | ♏| I work | music | beer | tequila | sushi | coffee | outdoors | nature | dive bars | bonfires | dogs | lakes | books | intelligence | kindness | corny seasonal things |
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99% Dominican ???????? 1% Puerto Rican ????????
5'9, a mujeron and not physically!
Babysitter, Interior Designer, BA in Marketing
Money Maker, future Range Rover owner
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Graphic and Web designer.
Russian girl living in NYC;)
Love to meet new people❤️ so text me and we can grab some coffee and share our stories;)
IG @skripka_oxana
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NICU RN
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- Jersey Girl
- Usually finagling my way backstage
- Every guy loves to travel on this app huh? ????
- Mac n’ Cheese & Green Tea shots are the way to my heart in case you’re wondering
** No hablo fuckboy **
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Looking for a pizza lover & someone who can rock a flannel.
????@juliaavilesphoto
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Hey I’m Melanie, I’m super friendly and love to joke around.
Speak fluently 3 languages, have a baby boy and love to travel !
Add me on IG
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????????♀️Catch me if you can
My innocence was over...ever since I hit that Stripper pole at my friends house????.
Want a “Theres only U + me“ kinda bond ????.
Im not lost. Just Exploring ⛰
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Parlo italiano ????
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I love to laugh, especially about stupid stuff.
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Look, I’ll be honest. I just want to talk about true crime, and comedy, and what book you’re reading. ????????♀️No Republicans????????♀️
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I own my own home. Have my own career. I work over nights 3 nights a week . Not looking for someone to drag me down. Single mom of an house cool 5 year old. Looking for someone who’s adventurous but also likes to just hang out on the couch and have a few drinks ! + love Tito’s
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Brazilian ... I love to travel very well spending my spare time.???????????????? If you are looking for smash and dash please swipe left.
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I’m really boring
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Math Teacher.
I love the outdoors when it’s warm and hibernate when it’s cold. Help me change that.
Swipe left if you’re just here for a hook up
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If you have a dog, I'm going to swipe right.
Let's go ice skating or build a snowman.
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Art nerd, people person.
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Interests: true crime & red wine. Dream Job: being the person who gives you the nod to go down the water slide at a water park. Also, swipe left if you only sleep with one pillow. Only psychopaths sleep with one pillow.
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I’ve probably served you a damn fine cup of coffee ☕️
Feminist AF ???? Artist ????
Let’s talk about films & pet some animals.
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If your profile has no text (or just says “6’0, finance”), get over yourself, you don’t look that interesting ????
Just moved back to Stamford after 4 years in the city (forever a Brooklyn plant mom) ???? And still work in the city part time.
Apparently I’m ethnically ambiguous, can you guess which 3 languages I speak?
As liberal as they get so Trumpsters stay back ????????????????♀️
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Bilingual. ???????? Vegetarian. School Psychologist. Homeowner.
Looking for someone equal parts bougee and rachet.
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If you're just going to message me twice, swipe left.
I like going out, but I want to go home with the same person I leave the house with. Effort, intelligence, & consistency are sexy. I'm tired of saying my weekend was great and trying to carry this convo; I don't want a pen pal.
???? Kchamp08
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Working a 9-5 job by day, dance teacher by night. Still trying to figure out this whole life thing.
Yes, I am that basic white girl who loves Disney and drinks Starbucks religiously. Wanna know more? Feel free to message me ????
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Hot springs/metal/sci-fi/animals/reading/traveling..... etc. Aquarius.
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New New Yorker and grad student. Looking to explore the city and pet all the dogs.
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Artist and Thai Yoga Bodywork Practitioner ultimately seeking an epic, passion filled long term love affair that lasts forever with profound partnership. I enjoy going to see art, films, lectures, deep conversations, taking dancing classes etc. Learning is fun for me, so I like people who feel the same and are passionate about something in their life. Honesty and authenticity are appreciated. I currently have red/pink hair but it’s slowing washing and I am naturally blonde.
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