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Just a girl with tattoos that likes country music and showing off my terrible dance moves ????????
No religion, no politics.
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Make me laugh ????
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Im 25 not 26.
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Must use plastic straws ????
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Words I try to live by:
Lean in.
Limit the fucks you give.
Willingness to fail.
Interests include anything and everything that has to do with the body, soul, and science. Aka: life
I don’t want to end up simply having visited this world.
Communication is ????
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aventurera ???? ???? ????
???????????? aventurero
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single mama.
don’t talk to me unless you’re compatible with Virgo.
@brinorkett
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Lover of all things history and heritage
Yeah I'm a nerd
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I can save your life ????????♀️
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kind and shy, smiling. I speak Russian, I don’t know English very well. happy to find friends here ????
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Pizza, puppies and beer!
Looking for my forever wedding date.
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
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Avid miller lite drinker. I once ate 2 lbs of beefaroni for a dare. There's always money in the banana stand. Total sucker for Harry Potter pickup lines. I drink and I know things. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Firm believer in the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
"'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.' -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
Make America not a bunch of cunts offended by everything again.
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Let’s get on the same page..
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Last ....
Movie I saw: Harriet
Book I read: The Big Kahuna
Trail I hiked: horseshoe bend park
Country I visited: Australia
Guy I swiped right on: we will have to see now, won’t we?
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Oh hey! It’s my bday month and I’m joining this to meet some people and have a great time!
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I don't give a shit about your height but swipe left if you can't dance.
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Let me guess...you’re romantic, open-minded, love the gym, the outdoors, love to travel and you can’t wait to meet someone genuine.
Did I get it?
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(Pre-op Trans Female) Please have respect ✊???? Good vibes only. looking for like minded people to connect with, someone mature who’s up for trying new things. Looking for new adventures. I love the outdoors!! And not really a fan of the cold weather ????????♀️
Stratford CT
•Cat mom ????
•Tatted
•Music Lover
•Makeup artist
•Travel Photography
5’4, petite, shy, goofy... different from the norm.
Insta: angelil203
Where’s my tatted up men? ????????
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I follow more dogs than people on Instagram
I know all the words to bust a move by young mc
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I can tell you if we’re compatible based on how you answer three questions
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Talking online is rough! Let’s grab a drink together instead????????
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Instagram @patrirata No soy más de lo mismo!!!
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I only download the app when I'm bored, I'm not ignoring you.
I am not DTF, swipe left and don't waste my boredom.
We met at Starbucks.
Don't expect too much from me because I strip overnight at the old folks home and I love good conversation. TECHNICALLY, it's still healthcare. I could be a nurse...lol
I don't want you to know anymore because you know enough LOL ???? kik: Nettacakes23
[Post Script, I don't think anyone reads this.2 truths,1 lie, what did I lie about? LolIt's just jokes ????]
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Middle school teacher. Classical musician. EMT. Tattoos and piercings. I love my dog. I wear a lot of black. I'm pretty laid back. I have been described as “a hoot”
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I'm a native New Yorker and a warm hearted girly girl
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Dead plant collector
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Another singing, farming, weed smoking believer in magic???? who cries full tears just thinking about when Dobby dies. Like...multiple times a week. ????/????
✨Come smoke and paint with me on a mountaintop?????
Insta @shutterbutt
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Quelque chose de prévu ce soir?
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I'm just a Ron Swanson with Leslie Knope kinda dreams.????????
Non-profit organizer & resting bitch face champion.
If I'm not being sarcastic I'm not living.
Don't be surprised if I only swiped right becaue I want to hang out with your animal.
If all you want to do is tell me I'm fat because I won't have sex with you, I'll probably make you cry.????
Apparently I look tall? I'm only 5'5".
For your further stalking pleasure,
IG: JERKOLANI
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always tryna smoke
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Artist / Curator / Founder and CEO of SYNT Art auction????
I love a good mezcal marg. flywheel is my current obsession - I place first almost every class! Currently I’m reading a lot about quantum physics. Love a great comedy show.
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Not here for casual anything- looking for something real.
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@Blondetravelingmermaid ????????♀️
Emiliya is pescatarian. NYC girl ????????
Tall 5”8. Saggitarius ♐️
Not on here for hookups.
I love: my family, my friends, my passport, smiles, laughs, adventures, honesty, yoga, animals, dancing, golf, tennis, sports, events, live music..
Looking for my Prince Charming
Single
Genuine
Great smile
Romantic
Honest
Adventurous
Big heart
Open minded
Positive
Independent
Loyal
Loves to Travel
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Love me like Kanye loves Kanye
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Adult diaper model looking to surround myself with awful people.
If we meet and you don’t look like your picture, you’re buying me drinks until you do..
IG: carlykeeling
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Virgo
Tattooed
Dog mom
Uniform +
Barrel chested freedom fighter ++
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researching, touching, and writing about old things.
*ցավդ տանեմ
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25 y/o female (not 29). 180lbs of cute. chubby, inked & pierced. very friendly, very weird, very sweaty! a HAHAHAHA type person, none of that haha shit. lets go on adventures, eat good food, watch tv & broadway shows, share inappropriate jokes, & talk about stuff like your childhood trauma-induced insecurities & why senior dogs make me cry & what your recurring dreams mean & how i have a bad habit of dating "good guys" that are never truly good. always laughing, also always crying lol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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:¨·.·¨:
`· .Annmarie♥ ???????? Future Nurse ????????Bookaholic????
Not sure what I want yet, but not into random hookups
5'5 and curvy
Chill and down to earth
Love Disney
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I design stuff all day.
My motto is, shine bright. Shit glitter. Rocking tattoos at the country club.
Let's eat buffalo wings!
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Trips, traveling, books and partys are what I love the most. I’m looking for somebody (it doesn’t have to be love, just to hang out together), who would like to travel, spend time, go to the parties with me and talk a lot.
????????Polish ????????German ????????English
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I’m NOT looking for hookups, I’m looking for a boyfriend ????????
Work+Netflix+Sleep= my life ????????
♉️
5’4
I’m a mutt lol, Italian, Irish, German, French, and sue Indian ????????????
#Awkward ????
#Shy ????????
#Goofy ????
#Tatted ????
Ig: Lady__D88
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If you asked my friends who I am, they would give you three words: hilarious, thoughtful, and adventurous.
Oh and a bit crazy ????
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I like to have fun no matter the setting, i enjoy going out with friends and having a drink. Hiking, river walks, trying new restaurants. 4/20 friendly. ????????
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Northern Ireland living in New York ✌
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IG @gr00vym8
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Hey, I’m a matchmaker, let me set you up! If you’re sick of these apps, let me try for you! I’m looking for cool, fun single people who’d be down to get set up on a live comedy dating show in NYC! I also do matches off stage if that’s not your thing! Fo Free. This is purely a passion project! super fun and you’ll have an awesome story of how you met!
Sound cool? message if interested or even just want more info! Xx
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Just an ordinary girl with a passion for music and art. I have been told I am an old soul and am definitely more introverted. I think kindness and a great sense of humor trump any physical appearance, and am looking for a family oriented person. Family is the most important aspect of my life and I cherish each moment with them :)
@katealini
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Swipe right for the real me
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Currently living in NJ
???? amorimdegi
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I like quoting *vines a lot and you can't stop me.
*and now tiktoks IM SORRY OKAY THEYRE FUNNY
Fave Shows atm: Handmaids Tale, Superstore, Bob's Burgers, Bojack Horseman (Season 6 part 1 LETS TALK), Big Mouth, and my forever fave is Hey Arnold.
Important things about me:
Feminist ♀️
LGBTQ+ Ally ????️????❤
I DON'T support Trump ????????
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Looking for a lovable girl to chat with? let's have some fun in SC weekendtoys
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I may be unsure of what I do want, but I am confident in what I don’t want.
Coffee, not drinks.
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Ya know, the usual... I do things and go to concerts and stuff. Its fine
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I’m the type of girl you wanna take to your mama’s house.
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MI ⇢ CT
♀
Sun worshipper
INFP
♌️ if ur into that
The kind of girl to make you wish you spoke a little French
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Extremely shy until you get to know me. I love animals and all kinds of music/movies.
Vegan ????
ISFP-T
I’m mostly looking to make new friends, but swipe right if you’re spongeworthy
Mówię po polsku
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Just your shmegular big girl from the Bronx who occasionally paints & shit.
Whatchu about?
Let's go on a food adventure.
@dottylaabstract
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not a catfish ????
thanks though
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I Am Sofia I Want A Good Boy To Treet Me Right I
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Must be lover of mom’s.
Must be lover of god.
Must be lover of love.
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Lover of traveling , socially awkward , a bit of a nerd who loves learning and trying new things ???? definitely can spend hours talking about Harry Potter .
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NYC - Brooklyn | ???????? | Masters Program Student | Christian
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I’m 5’8
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I’m just looking for cute friends (including men) I’m a fun, chill homie in the streets ????, and a freak in the sheets????
I was born and raised in the Bay Area. I am an entrepreneur, I know that sounds like I’m unemployed but I have like 4 jobs. ????
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Fun sweet outgoing girl. I delete this often so please find me on my IG @lapalomalashes ????♀️
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IG. _ferst1
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Easy-going, Fun, Friendly.
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I’m just trying to find my person, I’m not here for hookups or friends with benefits. I want to get to know people.
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????Bay Area | ????San Diego
Baby faced Filipina, apparently a scorpihoe, and will gladly drink you under the table
Probs won’t look at you the same way that I look at burritos ????
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Funsized gamer girl, Disney fanatic, Blazian ✌????
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23, living in sunny San Diego ☀️
Hockey lover????
Coffee enthusiast ☕️
Livin that thicc life
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Love doing anything outdoors with my dog. ????
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???????????????????????? Your favorite Iranian arab ????
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IG//laurabursan
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Let’s see who can shot gun a beer the fastest
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Let’s go out dancing
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from Chicago been here a year now ????.
Haven’t really met anyone since
https://onlyfans.com/finewineashley
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Here for a good time, not a long time
Not monogamous, not a therapist
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She/her/hers
Short n chubby
Just want to meet some nerds to look at the stars with
Oh and uhh fuck the state, police, military, rich ppl, etc.
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Swipe left if you smoke cigs????
If you don’t recycle, swipe left ❤️????
????friendly, love all things living and almost everything edible. Interested in beautiful people both mind and body. I’d like to get to know and have some fun in this sad weather so take me out☺️
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Thicker in person. I'm a fun outgoing person. Who likes to do crazy things. I'm very caring. I'm actually 21 I love nature. I love rollercoasters. I love exploring. I'm Goofy. Im special.I love animals. Cooking. 420. Naps. Don't message me just because of my looks. Because we all will look like a raisin when we're 80.????Amos brenda_rubi135. My thick thighs trynna save some lives????????
Bi ????
????????
5’1
Friends?
Go out to eat ?
Smoking buddy?
Movie buddy?
I’m down
Sugar daddy?
*show/teach me sum new*
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Don’t touch my hair
Live to eat > eat to live
Travel
Horticulture
Fuck Donald Trump
@anabensonn
Visiting atm
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Hit me with your best pick up line ????
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sometimes I'm funny. ????????♀️ don’t waste my time either ????
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If you are still in your emo phase swipe right.
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Back cus I’m a bored ass bitch ????????♀️????????♀️
Last pic is me 24/7
I’ll slap every single one of y’all
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i just wanna be outside
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Hi!! I am a single mom of 2 girls who are my crazy world. I am looking for someone to make me laughs and do things with. I like to try new things and explore new places.
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There’s a 100% chance I like dogs more than people. Looking for a relationship, no games. Let’s go on REAL dates like wild games and or something ???? maybe get tattoos????????♀️ also 5ft so you know I have an attitude ????
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I'm super hilarious, at least I think I'm funny! I'm looking for new friends, or fwb. I'm not looking for anything serious right now. Cuddling is a must.
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Mom, student, Army vet and tinder swiper.
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Well here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
(wish can’t include me being a nice girl ????)
Aspiring milf
“Cooks like a sexy Martha Stewart” -Gordon Ramsey
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Passionate about my job, love to travel around the world, military brat, very competitive and love sports. Independent, athletic and mature.
Old soul with a young outlook on life! Love experiencing life with deep conversations and getting to know people while laughing and having fun.
Taking it day by day- let’s workout, travel and adventure!
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I sleep a lot. Beards are my favorite. Im not that bitch that only like girls when they’re drunk. 100% down for a sushi date. Would be skinnier if it wasn’t for Mexican food and alcohol. Crazy cat momma. I have 8 piercings. #daddygang
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Passion/Connection Addict. Massage and Physical Therapist Assistant. Staff Sergeant in Air Force Reserves. IT Specialist. I love finding the beauty in all things. I need stimulating in depth conversations. Small talk is boring! The way to my heart is humor, sarcasm and hugs/cuddles. Music lover, singer, quotes. Blunt, honest and I will put you in your place and challenge you! Lesbian. I present myself as a tomboy and dominant. Looking for the real deal! Hopeless Romantic and chivalrous!
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Going to school for Criminal Justice and business
I play basketball????
Love to explore, have fun, make a difference
Songwriter & poet
I love dancing
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Not here for hookups. I like to make pots and hang out with my dog! I have tattoos and piercings. What can I say, I like to drink wine instead of whiskey sometimes!????????♀️
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Give me beer and cheese and I’ll be happy for awhile
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i won’t judge you too much if you don’t floss
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-RN
-Mom to a handsome little boy
-Adrenaline Junkie
-Homeowner
-Tattoos
-Gym
-Outdoors
-Independent
-Dog owner
-Fluent in sarcasm
-Goal orientated
-Love sports
-Having your shit together is attractive
-I dont give a shit about your abs
-I also don’t give a shit about how much you can’t handle your liquor
-For the love of all things, delete the squinty eyed “i think i am a model” puppy dog face photo
- Favorite Emoji: ????????
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Fitness and Food ????
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Outgoing ambitious and hardworking. I love the outdoors.camping hunting fishing and horse back riding. .I have a great sense of humor, I love to enjoy life and have fun. I work hard and I play hard..Not looking for one night stands or to settle down and get married tomorrow either..I have my son 50/50.. I work 2 jobs and I'm renovating my home..so I'm pretty busy. I have my permit to carry so you better like guns. I voted for trump. I will again!!!
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What’s the point? Idk maybe I can get a cute date out of this
Let’s see where our convo takes us
♍️, 5’1, Latina, Ice cream, 420, Parties
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Do you have a face worth sitting on?
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Dog mom and all around awkward person.
420 friendly
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Must have a valid library card to check me out.
Partnered but open
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Looking to meet new ppl ????
Smoke buddy?
Let’s go workout?
21 let’s get a drink
Always pulling up????
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likes: -animals -sugar -men with a terrible sense of humor (ideally no sense of humor ????)
Looking for an ice skating partner: serious inquiries only + must be willing to teach me how to skate
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I do not want a hookup ????????♀️
I’m in college
I work and I have a child so I’m not with all the games.
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EMT, introvert, I’m allowed to run with trauma shears, and use them. So don’t be stupid. Not looking for a hookup. Here for a relationship. Yes I’m overweight, starting to workout. Love dogs. No smoking. I have a unique tattoo. I love marvel movies.
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looking for someone who will sit in the bathroom and have conversations with me while I shower
actually 5, idk why it says 23... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Extra points if you can guess the kind of music I listen to
Let’s talk about space-time and the universe
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MN resident. Russian born. 6'. Music. Food. Travel. Concerts. Skiing. Fashion. Cats. Dancing. Wine. Music Festivals. Cars. Movies. Brunch.
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Semi-nomadic. I guide hikes in Alaska in the summer, which means I get to nerd out about nature in beautiful wild places. This winter I am building an Ice Castle in MN. Last winter I cared for 37 Siberian huskies and led sled dog tours. I am also a cat person, and I have a deep respect for mosquitoes bordering on admiration. Animal lover = understatement. Tree-hugger too.
I think life is best-lived outside. I sing a lot, sometimes it sounds alright. Sometimes I paint.
6' ish
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Let's explore my adult adhd together
She/her, leftist
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IG: marissamate
Owner of a Beautiful kitten ❤
I plan to move down south in a few years.
I LOVE music. Especially EDM
Let's go to Skyway or the Armory ☺
Not into "just hookups"!
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What it do ?????☻
Im the type you'd actually like to have around ????
Add me on snapchat
Jackie10153
5'8⬆️
DM me your height
PHX ↔️ MPLS
♌
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I’m just trying to pet some puppies and eat some ice cream
Tell me your best dad joke or your worst pun
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I'm outgoing & stubborn af ????????♀️
I love music, singing, New Orleans, Christmas, 300's & laying around in sweats watching movies ????️????⚜️????????????
If you're just looking for a booty call, do yourself a favor & swipe left✌????????
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I’ve been told I’m a nice East Coaster, which I think means I’m only a moderate Midwest asshole
Boston->Philly-> the Arctic Tundra
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Yo
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uhhh i like food so I need a guy who’ll take me out to eat
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Tell me the last concert you went to!
Got my shit together at least on paper
Casually looking for something real but not trying to be weird about it.
Likes: GoT, musicals, sailing, travel (4/7 continents), violin, karaoke, cooking, concerts, over priced cocktails, Parks & Rec, pop music, dive bars, axe throwing, chicken wings
Dislikes: blue cheese, scary movies, mascots and clowns
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add me on my sc: TINALAINA Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.
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I love chicken wings.
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Aries Gemini Virgo
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Instagram - em_oliviaa
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Stats:
-EST. 1996
-will drink copious amounts of Hamm’s
-eats pizza with pineapple on it
-Costco card holder
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97% sure my dog is deaf but she might just be extremely stubborn.
Bring me food and understand that my dog comes first.
Everyone is doing cute things with their significant others and my Tinder is glitching.
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Mimosa’s > bloody mary’s
sunset > sunrise
most other animals < bearded dragons’ (no contest)
Criminal minds > CSI
savory breakfast > sweet breakfast
Don’t agree? No problem. Let’s debate ????
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Looking for a handsome fun intelligent guy who knows how to show me a good time with lots of humor and laughs. Let life take us wherever we allow it to. Prefer taller guys.
Old soul, ambitious, deep conversations. Aspiring business owner, health and fitness. Fun and adventurous so shoot your shot. Ig: ms_ambitious100
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need some hoodies to steal
snap - flawlessjade
♉️
I know my name is long, just call me Z
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Pastry chef by morning run a bar by night.
Want to hopefully find a connection....but let’s be real it’s tinder.
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Bisexual????????????
Hey my name is Rae
I'm 5'6
I go to Winona State
I'm a Spanish Major
Fluent in Spanish, performance artist, writer, poet and dancer.
Sc @raefearless
Insta @raeshawnpayton
Anime geek????
Scorpio ♏️
I’m adventurous and a risk taker
Im just browsing but if it gets serious I’m with it. ????????????.
I like em tall, thick, thin, small shiddd????????????????????. I’m trynna meet some beautiful people
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it's brittany bitch
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Beer????????
Dogs
America ????????????????
Snapchat: hurricanekate24
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Carpe DM.
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Did I hurt your feelings when I stunted like that?
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I’m extremely jaded but you seem nice
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To the guys over 30: I’m a homeowner with a stable job. I enjoy cooking, appreciate the little things in life, and love a good sense of humor.
To the guys under 30: I have big boobs.
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i have anemia, will you be my iron man?
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Saturdays I clean dead rats for bad ass raptors who need my help.
Lookin for a steady thing, low commitment, respectful.
[Pronounced Mic(k)]
No open relationships, please.
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i like live music, traveling, n the outdoors
¿whats your zodiac?
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Aspiring trophy wife and stepmom
Don’t look too hard, you just might fall in love.
I got 4th row tickets to the Wild game against the Dallas Stars... taking applications on who to take.
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18
you gotta have a dog, and if you don’t you better have a boat.
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Army brat
I like dad jokes
Jesus & sarcasm
Dogs
Lover of the outdoors
Gtfo if you’re only here for a hookup
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future dog owner, introvert, obsessed with true crime but terrified of horror movies, angry feminist, pun master, Warren 2020
looking for friends, occasional hookups, and casual dates, eventually hoping to find something more long-term
tell me which parks and rec character you're most like
she/her/hers
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sending bitches to the shadow realm since ‘97.
UMN '19 | CSE Computer Science
add me on ESO @AdaNoel
Instagram: patrice.martineau
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Really good at dancing badly
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I can be really high maintenance and have my tinkerbell moments,but let's blame it on my height.
I love to travel, Fine Dining/dining, shopping, concerts, and museums.
I also have my passport. I guess this is modern day dating?
Message first.❤️
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Tequila & Gin????
Philosophy
5'6; I better be able to wear platform boots around you~
Indian????????
Vegetarian
I work 11-18hr days at times, don't be too needy.
Busy being happy by myself so dont get salty when I dont instantly respond ????
Dealbreaker: Republican; hunter/fisher/things of that nature
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Things I like
• Mexican food
• Bobs Burgers
• Vacations to the beach (margaritas included)
Things I don’t like
• Rain
• Olives on pizza
• the color yellow
Things I love
• lists
Want to hang out? Want to take me on a date?? Want me to take you on a date?! Let’s go.
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My two favorite things are Netflix and food
Just trying to find someone to go to museums or on adventures with ????
Match? ????
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Looking to meet awesome people!
Asian guys are my weakness????
Not looking for hookups
-5'2"????
-Musician????
-Professional Napper????
-Hydration Gang????
-Working out ????????♀️
-Teemo and Bard main
-Animal Lover????????
-Cocktail sipper????
-Medical Marijuana Patient????
-Cooking and Baking????????
-World Traveler????????????????????????????????????????
-Memes for days????
-Knows way too many random facts????
-Also possibly allergic to cantaloupe????
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Let’s get a drink, have some fun ????????
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Snap: desire_childs00
Stop asking me to hookup ????
???? I don’t discriminate I like what I like and that’s on period ????❤️
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Friend of the Traveler.
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MN???? - ✈️
Mother ????????
Freelance photographer ????
Always down to meet new people
Never a dull moment with me ????
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To be quite honest I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
If I put as much time & effort into my high school career as my tinder bio, I’d probably be attending Harvard medical school right now.
If you like chunky girls, look no further.
So hi I’m Ang.
ps that’s my nephew. I have no kids.
Extra points to who can tell me what song those lyrics are from on my leg????
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13 tattoos so commitment is not a problem ????
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just looking to meet people ????
insta: xandrawashere
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Not a Escort girl, Just looking someone for fun, Tex57O me376 here6O63 I am open minded
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My dog is my world. The dog and I are a package deal. I’m a fun, loving girl who constant needs reassurance. I’ve also been told I can be a sarcastic asshole. Oh and if it counts, I can drive a manual. ????Anything else? Well you can message if you want.
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funny bois only™️
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Full time animator, part time rollerblader. I love Vietnamese food and risking it all to pet stray animals. ????????❣️ Send me a good gif.
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need friends or whatever
too laid back to keep most of you on your toes
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420 friendly forsureee????????☮️
lets be friends.. or more than friends ?????
get to know me ☺️
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Lover of music, Ethiopian food, reading sociology as self-help, and saying I don’t believe in Tarot but doing it almost daily. ????♀️ I don’t drink but still love hanging at dive bars and other boozy places.
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I am a farm girl. I love pulling tractors (John Deere). I like nice trucks, but I’m not a truck slut so I won’t go after you just for your truck. Busch lattes are the drink of choice, try to keep up if you’d like.????
I also hate cats with a passion.
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Thick thighs save lives right?
"Might seduce your dad type"
Political Science Major with a double minor in International Studies and Psychology
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Need my forever wedding date unless we break up which is very possible statistically speaking
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I have a history of falling asleep with my vibrator still in my pants, and I know how to make pretty average spaghetti. Just an 85 year old prostitute who hangs out down by the mill. Buy me a beer and talk to me about classic rock and cats? The fact that you took the time to read this means absolutely nothing to me.
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+ texas to minnesota, i don’t mind the heat or the cold
+ making art surrounded by my large mannequin family and my fourteen y.o. cat/child
+ vegetarian almost a decade
+ pretty bad at replying, just shoot me a dm on insta or send a smoke signal or something
+ dealing with my box of darkness and all the gifts that come with it
insta is snoooozefest
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aries ♈️ (they/them)
back in mpls :-)
no healthy bitches
cheap date with a strap
pls message me first idk if ppl actually like me
yes I have split dyed hair, yes I have opinions, and yes I think they’re good ones
ask for my costar so I know it’s real (but let’s not make it too real)
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Broke teacher seeks special person to help her cut things out of laminate. Pizza and Alcohol sometimes provided. Full time middle school teacher with the attitude to back it up.....jk really I'm just a big sweater wearing nerd looking for someone to go to superhero movies with me.
Also I have five tattoos and thirteen piercings. I don’t plan on stopping. If you don’t like that well then you and my dad have something in common
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BUCKLE UP
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Frank Sinatra said, “I like an intelligent woman. When we go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.
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Pursue me.
I like spooky shit and I’m a little thick. Buy me sushi and tell me I’m pretty. Not looking for hookups. Nerdy. Cat mom. Singer/Actor. Writer. Slytherin.
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sc: bxbyleii I can’t see if we match
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New to this :p Snap chat : iwirnimille :p
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???? DD/LG & Cuddles ????
Trying to find a kinky fwb in a small town without jeopardizing my career or social life. Anonymous until we match and chat a bit.
Partnered & non-monogomous = can't host, safety first ????
Clean, conscientious & kind: please be the same.
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Someone to enjoy food and drinks together!
2/1〜2/5 in Sedona
2/6〜2/8 in Seattle
❤️SUP, hula, singing, surfing
????futsal, soccer, whatever lol
✈️méxico, españa, brasil, U.S.
????Spanish, English, Japanese
????????????2kidssinglemom
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add me on my SNAP: tinalaina I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don’t ave money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long sexual career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you swipe left now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will fu*k you.
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I put the fun in funeral
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Just looking for a hot tub and a husband
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Snap-Paris_boz
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It’s a weird dating world now a days, but hey, it’s 2020! I guess we got to keep up with the times...
It’s Tinder but YOU SHOULD ONLY MESSAGE ME if you AGREE with the following:
I’d like complete transparency. I prefer talking vs texting and meeting in person vs talking. Online dating is weighing on my patience and effort.
Ultimately I would like to build strong connection. No games. It’s never “complicated”. Just romance, friendship and adventure.
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I’m a mom, and manicurist, I love to read, be outdoors in the summer going to beach kayaking
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If you’re funny and willing to have a good convo with me, feel free to message me
instagram: alii.galaxy
snap: okay.livv
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Born and raised Detroiter.
Former Disney performer (current Disney fan!)
Executive assistant to a CEO ????????????????????????
The water is my happy place ????????????♀️????????♀️
Traveling, volunteering and self improvement are big parts of my life!
Love going to red wings games and trying to go to all the Detroit dive bars✌????
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Sass Queen, Tacos...and more tacos, beer, Jeep life ????????
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Live music participant/activist, tour manager, writer. $10 date cancellation fee.
Don’t really stay in one place for more than a month, not looking for anything serious!
5'9 | ENFP | leo ☀️ sag ???? gemini ⬆️
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I love photography and to read. I absolutely love stitch. I am on here for a relationship not a fling. I have 3 jobs and I go to school.
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HMU on snap Gabby_dorr
Social work major ????
Let’s go to the cider mill
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i was jus playing on here at first but i just really want a best best friend who might like cuddling ???? please leave me alone if you wanna play w someone feelings because i have no time . i love the office , the flash , and probably some other stuff but i forget most things .
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From Brazil !
I love aminals, traveling, beer, eating and Netflix :)
Instagram: @le.viana
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#BurnSurvivor
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I'm a lonely girl who needs to talk with real boys. If you're interested into that I am here in SC slimblithe
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Hi!
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MSU Nursing
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