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????????‍♀️ 5’6” Don’t come on here too much, dm me instead! @oliviapelletier22 trump supporters swipe left.
Frau sucht Mann???? Ich: liebevoll, offen, herzlich, 1,73 nachdenklich, humorvoll, albern, loyal Bouldern, gerne in der Natur, frech lieber in die Bar/pub, kein instagram, Katzen-/ Hundemensch, Familienmensch, natürlich, keine Weltenbummlerin, Sarkasmus???? Du: aufgeschlossen aber bekleidet, ???? ehrlich, bodenständig, liebevoll, gelassen, humorvoll, tierlieb, Du weißt was du möchtest, Du bist Beziehungsfähig ???? = dann sollten wir uns vielleicht kennen lernen ???????? ????
Ich bin genau die Prise Wahnsinn, die dir in deinem Leben fehlt ???? Festivallover | Karnevalsjeck | Fruchtzwergeis-testerin | Mama und Papa sagen immer “früher war alles besser”. In einigen Hinsichten aber können wir zugeben, dass sie vielleicht gar nicht so Unrecht haben. Zugegeben - in Sachen Dating ist es allemal so, dass die Generationen vor uns die tiefere und schönere Romantik erlebt haben. Wer ist lieber “Team Oldschool” anstatt “Generation Unverbindlich”? ????: jaquelina.charline
High five falls du beim letzten Bild ankommst
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❌ ???? ONS ✅☀️????????????????‍♀️ ????????????⚽️???????????? ☕️ ????Rnb, old90, Dancehall, Latino Living in cologne ???????? Curvy ????????‍♀️ ???? Stolmatch
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420 Ich entscheide, ob das Kunst ist oder nicht. Rick and Morty
ich habe mal meinen namen falsch gesagt, als ich mich jemandem vorgestellt habe
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Anna, 21????
》HAKUNA MATATA 》????❤
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????????‍♀️????????‍♀️????????‍♀️ - ???? - ????????‍???? ???? jessy_cara
Eine Aussage ist falsch: Wer sie rausfindet, bekommt ein Centershock Cola. 1. Isst viel zu gerne Eis 2. Beim Saltoversuch den Arm gebrochen 3. Mit dem Schlitten gegen einen Baum gefahren inkl Gehirnerschütterung 4. Hab auf Sri Lanka einen alten Bekannten zufällig getroffen 5. Hat schonmal in der Sauna ein Steak aufgetaut 6. Ist schon einmal einen Tag zu früh am Flughafen gewesen Neue Besitzerin eines mit Kerzenlicht betriebenen Raclette!
Ehrlich, direkt, offen Keine ONS
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Hobbyköchin (vegetarisch) Tänzerin Zockerin Polygam! Boden- und Luftakrobatik Violine, klassisch & Irish Folk Mittelalter Kreativ, Künstlerin, Meditation Selfgrowth, spirituell.
funny witzig hiphop cool
Hallo (^^) In meiner Freizeit lese ich, treffe mich mit Freunden und mache Bogenschießen. Ich bin ein Fan von Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes und Harry Potter. Ich suche hier nach einer Beziehung oder neuen Freundschaften.
We can talk about Gaming, i guess.
Was ich so mache: 1. Freunde treffen 3. Musik machen 4. Konzerte und Festivals besuchen 5. Netflix und solche Abscheulichkeiten *2. Dinge vergessen Doch nur 1,665 m groß ???? die Enttäuschung seit dem letzten Nachmessen sitzt tief.. ????
Warnhinweis! Die Besitzerin dieses Profils ist anfangs recht schüchtern. (Traut sich nicht die erste Nachricht zu schreiben????) Hat sie die ersten Berührungsängste erstmal überwunden, ist sie ein sehr lustiger, lebensfroher Mensch und ist für so ziemlich jeden Mist zu haben. Manche beschreiben sie als "leicht" verrückt, aber hier soll ja noch nicht zu viel verraten werden. Eventueller Nervfaktor: Singt viel! Ob gut oder schlecht musst du selbst herausfinden.
Hallöchen Fav: ???? Always tired ???? Durchaus interessiert an alkoholischen Getränken ????
'Deep meaningful quote' Ig: ashleyyy_px
Stets gut gelaunt , quierlich , aufgedreht und neugierig . Muss man mit klar kommen oder halt nicht .
????Münster ☉Sonne????/ Urlaub????/ Freunde ???????????? Nichtraucherin Keine ONS
Gibt das Leben dir Zitronen  Frag nach Salz und Tequila ????????
pottkind. 90‘s girl. mehr räubertochter als prinzessin. meerverliebt. potterhead. lieber drums als mischpult. muss nicht gerettet werden.
Reisen ????✈️ Wakeboarden ???? Surfen ????‍♀️ Snowboarden ???? Tauchen ???????????????????? Motorrad ????️ Pizza ❤️???? Manchmal ein ???? und manchmal ein ????
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????Köln | Leipzig ✈️ Aviation ???? Equestrian
Ig: szabohenike
just looking for someone who can explain praxis to me.
IG: @meredithfillian i look like a goblin my fave movie is scott pilgrim and i love milk i put grain on my pics to look cool and i admit it????
Looking for someone to vibe with, and hopefully be able to start a relationship with. Born and raised in Dallas,TX. 6’1 D1 Athlete???? DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU UNDER 6’1!!!! Snap: flyswift_kid Insta: lolo.the.beast Twitter: _lolo_the_beast
Rowan bio major make me laugh and pass the blunt insta: erin_casey102
People always compliment me on my bio
???????????????????????? I'm a Brooklyn girl born and raised Horror movie fanatic My dog is my world, so if he doesn’t like you, we can’t talk ????????‍♀️ Not here for hookups
Hi I'm Gabe I'm stressed, depressed, and never well dressed. I'm a proud plant parent ask me about my babies. I will send you screenshots of every mildly interesting post I ever see. I have a wealth of useless knowledge so I will constantly tell you facts I think are fun, but will probably annoy you.
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in an ideal world i would be so small that i could wait out a rainstorm under a toadstool
My hair changes a lot
-PGH is home -hablo español -love traveling (4/7 continents down ????) -future educator -Aquarius sun, Leo moon and Scorpio rising (astrology is fun don’t fight it) -make me laugh or compliment me that’s literally all it takes.
I think I got mixed personalitieeesss ???????? Scorpio ????♏️ HMU???????? sc: Lokitaboricua99 Ig: mmm_kay0_o
if you can guess how tall i am, i’ll let you take me out ???? yes, that is me in the minion costume she/her/hers
Hey???????? Aic public health major ???? Libra♎️ I have a cat named Stella???? I like to drink and have fun Only swipe right if you could pay for my bar tab
just your friendly neighborhood bi still haven’t picked my major yet and this really says a lot about my personality ????
I’m a college student from New York. I’m a psychology major, I also am a member of the school newspaper, I volunteer at the animal shelter, and a huge book worm
plein d amour ♥♥♥
Coucou mes loulous !
Sosial og avbalansert, nysgjerrig på det livet har å tilby. Har som de fleste andre pattedyr bein i nesa. Siden alle snakker om fjelltopper, har jeg bestiget Galdhøpiggen 2 ganger hvis det er noe å si. Står ikke på ski. Ja, jeg har prøvd.
Anechkatr Anna
???????? Travel : Thaïlande ???????? Grèce ???????? Espagne ???????? Turquie ???????? USA ???????? Croatie ???????? Suisse ???????? Allemagne ???????? Malte ???????? Tunisie ???????? Italie ???????? Inde ???????? Norvège ???????? Amsterdam Angleterre ???????????????????????????? Maroc ???????? France ???????? ( pays natal ) «Roberto mio palmo » si tu as la réf il y a moyen que l’on puisse bien s’entendre ;)
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Il peut y avoir des rencontres intéressantes comme inutiles. Une simple conversation ne fait de mal à personne Les baggy, casquettes, wesh, ou tu écris sava ou koi 2 9, laisse tomber ne like pas. Pas le temps pour ce genre de type
Je suis une toute petite bonne femme avec des responsabilités, très beaucoup de diplômes, des gosses et un chat. Passez votre chemin si vous êtes: raciste, xenophobe, machistes, grincheux, amer, dépressif, aigri, moroses, je ne dis pas névrosé parce qu’on l’est tous! je n’ai aucun critère physique, tout ça n’est qu’une d’humour et de bienveillance et de peau. j’aime bavarder en mode intello, j’aime tout ce qui touche à l’art, et j’aime beaucoup rigoler. Le virtuel un peu mais pas trop...
Like taking pictures, nature, wine, movies, traveling. Seit ein paar Jahren glücklich in Berlin :) In Paris until Sunday! Sprachen ???? ????????????????????????????????
History, science, nature, running, dogs, intersectional feminism, small animals wearing human clothes, seizing the means of production, spicy vegetarian food, social justice, backpacking, dank memes, punk rock, yoga. Looking for someone else with a career and ambitions, left-wing, intellectually curious, emotionally supportive, and fun! Women don’t want “pen pals,” we just need to make sure we’re safe before we meet up with some rando.
100% Thai Full time Florida Part time Denver Do not panic ! - I don’t know how to ski ⛷ - I don’t have gym member yet ????????‍♀️ - I am not a vegan ???? - I don’t smoke weed ???? - I don’t wanna have kid ????????‍♀️ - I used to have long hair ????????‍♀️ - I used to live in Middle East ???? - I am still jet lag ???? - doctor said I am over weight ????
I make my own roux. Would have my shit together if I had an easier job. But I probably wouldn’t enjoy it as much. Half of an open couple. Ethically non-monogamous. ITMFA
All the foods, travel, live music, staying active, my dog, Happy hours, breweries/wine, movies, Netflix binging, bowling, tennis!!!! Bonus points if you are willing to learn!l ???????? Did I say travel!!
Not on here looking for just a hook up. Looking for friendship first and see where it go’s from there. And please no games keep it real
Music, hockey, rocks...everything else is a distant 2nd. CO raised, hippy tendencies w/ virtually no lady like traits whatsoever. PJ 10C member-if you know what that is, hard swipe right. Love the forest/good coffee/yoga/sarcasm/rain/skiing/dark humor/grunge/hot springs/fire/dancing/big trees/road trips & sometimes laying in bed all day. Single momma,geologist,lover of Planet Earth,liberal AF & into non-monogomy. Taking applications for a regular hockey slut buddy (inquire within). IKON ????
I am a Texas native/Colorado Springs transplant. I am driven and outspoken. When I am not working, I enjoy taking in everything Colorado has to offer. I love sports! I am a Houston Texans fan, so clearly I am a dreamer! I am a single mom to a 15 year old daughter.
Just moved to Denver, looking for someone to show me or discover this cool city. Working on a tech company and traveling a lot.
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????Decided to get out & get some decent friendships going in my area! I don’t have kids, never married & have one awesome RBF* I’m a professional during the week & model on the weekends. I have a cat..we are a package deal. I enjoy getting pampered but can also be a little rugged. I don’t play in the snow, unless it’s tubing. Love me a nice brunch & mimosas. I’m a pescatarian, baker & 420friendly. If long-term is desired, I won’t date anyone who has children or still best friends with their ex!
I work with kids with autism and other social and emotional disorders. Never married, no kids but am okay if you do. Looking for something serious, no hookups. If we match, please say hi, I’m over the games! Please give me a reason to delete this app for good! Locals only please!
Corporate by day - actress, improviser (comedy) and avid volleyball player in my free time. Live in Uptown, grew up on a lake in MI. Humanist. Unapologetic progressive and engaged citizen. I have a great job and a fun life and am open to sharing that with a thoughtful, creative guy who is up for adventures & can hold his own with a true partner. Mutual chemistry mixed with intelligence, kindness and humor is my holy grail package! Let’s do cool stuff and inspire each other to be the best us.
I want friends. If we connect that way, let’s be more. But honestly I want a gym buddy, a cuddle buddy, someone to do things with, and just keep it simple. Be honest about what you want and what you’re looking for. Let’s not waste anyone’s time. I work full time and go to school full time. 5’3” curvy leo ready to experience all that life has to offer. Kik: 2plzhim
Married but open. Let’s chat and see what happens.
Where’s a good place to have a little fun in Denver? Been here a year and a half and I’m still learning the city. Let’s adventure!
No kids, never married. I love Colorado, hiking, backpacking, snowboarding, drinking, dancing, riding, traveling, and adventures!
I'm 31, been in Colorado for 15 years, I have a 4 year old daughter who I spend all my time with. A goal I set for myself is to get at least 4 degrees, BSN being one of them. I'm loyal and honest and fun with the right company! Lets get to know each other
Just trying to enjoy what Denver has to offer.
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CO native. Kids. Artist. Creative & crafty. Open minded. ENTP. Sagittarius. Tattoos. Spontaneous. Sweet and silly. Fun loving. Traveler. Adventurer. Dog mom. 4Runner Off-road Enthusiast. Career. City dweller with a country heart. Music lover. Concerts. Skier.
Educated, single Boricua originally from Spanish Harlem, NYC.
Me = CPA, mom, snowboarder, business owner, epic pass The type of guy I’m looking for will say hi first and we can get to know each other on an actual date. Not looking for a hookup. ???? = snowboarding, educated, good hygiene, stability, fit & healthy ???? = trump, poly/open relationships, smoking, heavy religion
Humor negro, bobo, digo groserías y tomo caguama (también vino). Atea, amo a mi familia, no como carne pero no me intenseo, vamos a los tacos y me como uno de cilantro. Me gusta bailar y andar en bici. Busco con quien salir, de día y de noche, con quien platicar, ir al cine, ferias de comida ???? jajaja, críticas, chismear y clavarnos con series.
Just looking for someone who looks at me like I look at a Chinese buffet. Let’s talk about a day where we drink and eat all day then pass out watching Dateline. That’s a Saturday I can get behind. I guess I can paddle board or go on a hike every now and again. I will go snowboarding in the winter if I am promised a drink and a hot tub after. What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Caption Morgan?
Professional & Kinda-Hippie. Do-It-Yourself & Sustainability. Vino and Tapas. Laughter Music & Exploring. 5’10” My talent ... Kristin Wiig impressions.
first off I have two amazing kids. So you're not gonna get all my attention. I'm very outgoing, I love to talk so much that I have to tell myself to shut up at times. Very Spontaneous, love to do just about anything. I hate the cold and hiking so please don't ask me to go on a hike. absolutely love the water. I hate lazy people. Once in awhile is ok. I love history and I love a hard worker. I'm down to earth. I've come to learn that a lot of people lack Common sense. Want to know more just ask.
In search for a simple & pretty babe to get lovely time with? Get my SC agnesporter and lets get some crazy pleasing time :)
Avid reader. 5'8 without heels. Excellent palate. INFJ. Mother. Respectfully and ethically non-monogamous. Lover of wine, Sade, phenomenal conversation, and the sensual side of everything. Desiring connection, exploration, and possibility. Which means please bring your full authentic wonderful self or nothing at all. Fan of your intelligence. If we match, please lead with more than “you’re beautiful.” While it’s nice to hear, I’d love if we explored more with our time together.
I love hanging out with family and friends. I love the outdoors, going hiking, fishing and playing sports, volleyball is my favorite, and I still play. I have a 13 year old son who is my world.
5'9" (without heels). Lover of opera, classical music, architecture, & art by night. Attorney by day. Believer in living a healthy & balanced lifestyle. Foodie with an adventurous palate (i.e. I’ve tried raw horse meat & whale balls AND cooked a recipe from The French Laundry Cookbook that took six hours to prepare). Biker. Black diamond skier. Slow runner. Hiker. Occasional camper. Bona fide world traveler (46 countries & counting). Manhattanite. Seeking that “je ne sais quoi”. Do you have it?
someone get close to longterm primarily mentoring & companionship but bonus points for snuggles
Medical professional Hilarious Kind & honest Adventurous Interesting, sort of ????
I like to do hiking, eating good food also walking outdoors
I’m looking for someone who will treat me like a queen and provide for me in all aspects in life including financially. In return, when we are together, I will make your happiness my number one priority. ????????
I AM NOT A SKINNY CHICK!!! If you don't like girls with some meat on their bones plus a little extra then you won't like me ..... Beer, whiskey and death metal are the way to my heart. My kid, my dog and my job are my life. I ski, hike and camp when I get the chance. If you like dive bars, horror movies or live music let's hang out.....but you're going to have to message me....I'm not one to initiate conversation...... sorry ???? So I guess I'm gonna give this whole Tinder thing a whirl .......
Your favorite country gal???????? SC????Ginema1 Always down for a laugh! Chocolate,honey & candles???? Dogs>cats, end of story.
I was on here before and suddenly everything was deleted, including matches. Not sure what happened... Anyway, looking for something that would lead to a serious relationship. I value humor, kindness, and trust. It would be awesome if you love to travel. I'm tall (5'10) and curvy.
Looking for the outdoorsy and outgoing people
Polycurious married couple looking for individual or couple for genuine relationship. She: active, Disney-loving, 5'7 blonde who can cook He: 5'8 Star-Wars-loving cuddlebug with a beard They: animal-loving, God-fearing, non-smoking, blue eyed, scuba diving travel fans living on a small ranch. HSV+, drug free. Message for pics, happy to share.
Native CO girl ❤️ everything lakes & off roads⛰ the mountains replenish my soul! I’m a vivacious no BS real woman who’s rooted in kindness. Life’s about having fun ???????? and growing. Looking for something real!
My friends would describe me as sarcastic and witty. I'm interested in all kinds of outdoor activities. I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor...I try not to take things too seriously.
I'm fun, blunt and have kids!! I love all animals.. I'm a big time gamer. I don't smoke 420 don't care if u do, I rarely drink, don't be an alcoholic and hit me up.
Smart, fun, interesting, etc. I work out but I'm chubby because I love tacos and whiskey. I love dogs but have a cat. My car is always dirty. My mom played spin the bottle with Mark Hamill in high school, so basically Luke Skywalker is my dad. I have a kiddo and drama-free co-parenting with my ex. Not looking for anything serious but not closed to any experiences, either. My favorite entertainment genre is "bad shark movies."
Virgo sun, Cancer moon, Leo Rising✨ Cats, coffee, wine, weed Trying to live a simple and stress-free life~
I am in a committed but open relationship. Drinks? See what happens? Ok!
Looking for love in all the wrong places. I'd rather be at the beach or on the ocean, but I love the mountains! I snowboard (ikon). I am a nerd, nature lover, and easy going cat mom. I travel a lot and there are many places I want to explore. I am looking for a partner to share life experiences with. I would like a monogamous partnership with someone who would also like to have kids. I value honesty and equality in a relationship. Super liberal and feminist.
Looking to reconnect. After being in a 15 year relationship I am ready to start dipping my toes in again. Shy at first, but look out once I get to know you. I am a mom first Hoping to find someone who enjoys life and who isn't obsessive compulsive.
Soooo I’m not on tinder for romance ????????‍♀️ I’m literally looking for friends to go explore what Colorado has to offer lol and that’s men and women
I will never ask you to make a joint Facebook account ????????
Faith.Hope.Family.Love. I am a mom to an amazing little boy. I know what I want, am driven. I am NOT here for hookups and or friends with benefits! Don't waste your time or mine time by trying.. I also hate bs! Swipe a hard LEFT if: Not divorced Rebound Looking for a fill in fling
wts xtra pale small tiddy basement gremlin gf i like vidya games and anything made on a synth why are you alive
Cat like and needs attention✨ Really just on here to have some fun, nothing too serious. Interested in stargazing, long walks to crystal shops and people who can actually keep up a conversation. *had to change my bio because the moment bdsm is mentioned everyone loses their minds*
Honey with a tummy. Let’s be friends! Send me a message and tell me your first impression.
Bi ???????? Sadly my hair isn't pink anymore. Not looking for anything to serious, but I like making connections. Tell me your favorite books!
Exploring????road trips????hiking⛰fishing????kayaking????????‍♀️camping????shooting????good beer????white wine????mojotos????scary movies????nachos???? Nurse, momma of 3, 5’10, FL>CO, looking for someone to enjoy my free time with.
I don’t do snap chat!
I am fueled by good/honest conversations, deep connections, delicious food and drink, interesting people, art, film, books, karaoke, parades, nature/plants, humor, dance, hiking/camping/yurting, and travel. Seeking same.
????Born in Germany ✈ Raised in Hawai'i ???? ???????????? Currently shaking up cocktails for a living ???????? BA in European Literary Studies ???? Nature ???? Travel ???? Live music ???? Tattoos ???? *Planning to hit the road full-time with my pup, just looking for good vibes and fun times along the way????
What's life without alittle adventure ???????? Paramedic ???? Hiker, Wanderer and animal lover aka crazy animal lady ???????????? I'm Poly. If you don't know, for the love whatever you believe in, ASK. Yes, I'm bisexual. No, I don't want you to have threesomes with me ???????? Nor do I want to be apart of yours If you’re only visiting , I swiped left. Not sorry ????????????‍♀️
I work a lot. Not looking for love, just a distraction and someone to talk dirty with ????
34 years old No kids Divorced Too old for f boy games and the bs it entails. If that’s you swipe left. I am not 420 friendly. Veteran, snowboarding, scuba diving, hiking, dogs.
Recently single. Looking for uncomplicated fun. If it develops into more than a fling I'm open to it, though not a priority. ENFJ-T Trained Mezzo Soprano Foodie 420 Theater geek Nerd Neil Gaiman, Jim Butcher, Jaqueline Carey fave authors Currently a cross between Sookie Stackhouse and a receptionist Love dogs
Originally from upstate New York. Don’t have me say words like coffee or sauce cause then you can tell where I’m from. I’m a NY Rangers fan, even though we suck right now. Proud dog mom and yes the pug life chose me.
First of all Colorado sucks. Texan. curse a lot. always hungry. Have a son. laugh during serious moments. Occasional Anime watcher. I can down a 5th of henny. I have an alter ego that comes out when I’m drunk and mixed w/ a lil bit of ratchet ☺️
New to CO. 6’ tall. Live music. Sunshine. Snow. Beer. Fun stuff.
a treehugging dirt worshipper born and raised in colorado ⛰ i work, drink, and travel a lot ✌️ ☼ capricorn ☾ taurus ⇧ cancer enfp // ravenclaw ????: pluralmoose
Interested in passion and intimate connection, not in a place for a committed relationship. let’s have some fun
If it’s outdoors, I’m in. I go on lots of camping road trips with my Navajo rez dog/BFF. I also love hearing funky music, learning how stuff works, eating leftovers, wearing hand-me-downs, fiddling around with my violin, and listening to people's stories. Just moved to Fort Collins to go back to school for nursing—excited to be here! It takes time for me to develop romantic interest. Looking for friends first. 5’ 10”
Free spirited, LA woman. I’m into music, food, travel, humor, and people with depth. Lover of nature and craft beer. Obsessed with tiny mountain towns. Just looking for someone to keep me warm this winter. Hit me up if you’ve got something funny or interesting to say. I swipe left on gym selfies and cowboy hats ???? You should swipe left if you dislike foul mouthed, little liberals. Double Leo, Scorpio moon. INFJ (and it sucks). If you’re interested in such things.
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Former Fitness competitor getting my personal training certification. NOT here for hookups !! Looking for good vibes that maybe lead to something.I need to feel safe to meet! Not a coffee drinker ;) I am keeping this profile because there are fake ones . Jessfit1111 is my only Instagram. Please report it you see my pictures under other names. Thank you ????
Looking for a kind and honest guy to get to know and have great fun with!
Bisexual. Artist????. Mom. BBW In an open, honest relationship with a guy, but looking for rad ladies to be friends/more( just ladies.) couples for couples. Bi men only(no straight men) Ethical non monogamy. Be openminded Please don't be afraid to message me and ask questions. ???? ????‍♂️????‍♀️????‍♂️ ????
I’m a French-African bon vivant who’s passionate about traveling, and exploring diverse cultures. I consider myself adventurous, versatile, and an art enthusiast.
Native-ish Ready and willing to debate the new Star Wars movie Loves food, can't cook Pretty much always happy if there's beer or wine involved
Army veteran, 3 kids, divorced. Gotta be honest with it ????????‍♀️
**Insert witty reference to both my intellect and wanting to be choked** PSA: I don’t have time for you. I’m married to my career. I just want someone to pet my cat so she stops bitching about needing attention. She likes rough cuddles. Seeking date to PAC events, hikes, or D&D.
Ethically non-monogamous, bisexual and partnered. PhD student. Yogini. These are the two biggest priorities in my life. Maybe you’re interested in one of those things. Let’s talk mathematics, equity and justice, or mindfulness. Or even better, all of the above! Mrs. Frizzle is my alter-ego... Not too sure what I’m looking for, but I’m always up for a good conversation and some drinks. The universe will tell me when it’s here! (NMNK). Also looking for a summer backpacking partner!!
Must be 420 friendly. ♌ Wine Weed Books Dogs Cartoons Spontaneous adventures Idgaf about social media.
Me: I'm a fun, positive, and compassionate person. I love mindfulness/meditation, family, business development, nature, hiking, yoga, reading, dancing, cooking, and biking. You: Really good person, thoughtful, kind, consistent, intelligent, wants kids.
Looking for a lifelong partner who wants to get married and have a family. Love being outside, dining, and dancing. Let me know if you want to meet! ????
Adventurous, Travel, 40+ countries. Love to explore the world one step at a time. Yoga. Christian. Healthy lifestyle. Love to laugh, drink wine, try new food, spend quality time with great friends and family. Looking for my soulmate to integrate our lives together forever. 5'10" Barefoot. Please at least meet me there!
Not an outdoorsy person so really don’t care that you camp and hike. I’m not going to your house for our initial meeting, and I don’t want to see a picture of your dick. I have 2 cats. Loves music, movies, reading & comedy. Holla ????????‍♀️
I love new adventures, Snowboarding ???? Basketball ???? Hiking & ???? I’m a Scorpio ???? Sarcastic & laid back. I’m 5’5 and curvy! I love tattoos. I currently have 3, hope to get more soon! Must be able to hold a conversation.No kids & never married. I’m a little shy so chances are I won’t message you first. I’m not too sure about this online thing but giving it a chance. Just looking to have fun and meet new people. Also I'm not on here often so if don't get offended if I respond days later.
Kitchen/DIY designer, animal lover, joke cracker, frequent traveller. I enjoy projects requiring tools, grappling, being active, creative problem solving, learning new things, dancing, fishing, random surprises/shenanigans. I yearn for woods & water. Never married, no kids. Healthy, curvy, 5’5” ENFP/Cancer YOU = decisive/confident/team player/upfront/honest/witty/funny/glass is half full/active/follow through. Looking to spend time together in the hopes of finding something meaningful.
By day I run events, I moonlight as a musician. I love camping, my doggo, biking, retro dance parties, travel, David Bowie, karaoke, sushi, outdoorsy adventuring, wine, and hot tubs. 5’6”, I don’t have kids, don’t smoke, I am allergic to cats (????) My favorite time of day is dusk, meal is breakfast, animal is grizzly bear, fav Beatle is George, board game is Catan, and favorite sport is skeeball! (If you support Trump please fuck off immediately) ????????????‍♀️♻️????
Livin la vida loca ????
Follow me ???? on insta: Brooke_Shaelene
It’s been a minute since I’ve been out to the mountains to climb or hike. I’d like to get back into it with a kind and patient person. Ideally I want someone who I find handsome, who finds me #fiiiine, who is successful and is ok with me not having everything figured out yet, and is not in a hurry to get into anything. It was recently my birthday. My seestar had everyone go around and say their favorite thing about me. A sample: My passion My “baddass-ery” My apple pie ???? My decisiveness
Just looking for good vibes and someone to spark a bowl with.✌????
Just swiping until I get to Tyler Seguin ????
Not into hunting pictures Let's meet up in person
Looking for someone to go to baseball games with; who will be impressed with my killer sudoku skills and who has actual perspective when it comes to life, love and happiness. Shouldn’t be too hard to find on tinder , right ? Lol
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sex educator at high schools in the bay radical politics, transparency, sci-fi and fantasy 5’11” but you don’t have to be ✨
Just looking for dogs to pet ????????‍♀️♐️
Everything Philadelphia sports???? Country music Whiskey Hunter/fisher Dogs>cats Obsessed with my nieces and nephews Anything outdoors! PA➡️ TX➡️ MD➡️ CA
Chubby pero fine af 5’1” Chicanx beauty livin it up in Berkeley ✌????✨ Musician, Video Editor, & Photographer The 80s, art, film photography, films, musicals, baseball, raves & music are my shitttt My future suegra will love me trust lol Looking for something casual, but open to other possibilities! Y’all STEM people hmu ???????? Not down to fuck you but I’m down for a chat so HMU & we’ll see what’s up ???? Let’s hangout tonight?
????????????????☘???????? ????: radridingh00d88 Veronica Vaughn looking for my Billy Madison Just moved to CA from the east coast ???????? Former snowboarding instructor ???? Current gov.’t engineering nerd???????? Pay my mortgage on time, but still send it⚡️ My dogs are my only kids - Never married ???? Shredding the gnar is my only religion ???? Shorter than you. Epstein didn’t kill himself. Dunder Mifflin. Pitter Patter- Tarps off boys ???? Meme queen. Let’s get weird.
Love coffee :)
Just moved to Palo Alto!
5’2” caffeine enthusiast who is forever on the lookout for a true crime podcast she hasn’t listened to yet ????????
I value my friends and family, love wine ????, cooking, country music ???? and making new memories! Kinda sweet, kinda sassy ????????‍♀️ Looking for something meaningful ????
I like weed, tea, and tequila
#BoyMom ????‍????‍????#MomBod I rarely get my hair done I never get my nails done I have no idea how to do make up I don’t buy the fanciest things I work all the time My house is a mess because my toddler likes to pick up whatever he can and throw it The dog thinks he’s a big dog My oldest is about to be as tall as me #HotMess #TheBestMess
Add my Snapchat @ mikalaa_doee
Patsy Cline and sparkling wine
6’0 Yes I’m really that tall Must be 6’0 or taller to message me Could probably out drink you????????‍♀️ 420 friendly BBW CNA???? Greek???????? Ig: Chlooelynn Snapchat: pagechloe
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and text things to myself, most recently: "Illustration of pizza on top of Too Close by Next lyrics" Intense and growth-oriented. Cheese is my favorite food group. A lot can be forgiven if you have a killer sense of humor or sick dance moves. My hair color changes every few months; currently it’s green ????
The more wine you give me the thicker my accent gets.
Aries???? Mom????‍????‍???? Student???? Don't drink or use drugs???? Looking to see what's out there???? Not here to hook up. ???? "You wait a couple months then you gon' see You'll never find nobody better than me"-kanye west
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ig: beastmasterhawk
Insta: Sfbae1017 ????????????????????
Boppin around
A person's real value first depends on to what extent and what sense she set herself free Every relationship begins with a friend. I hope you are a gentleman and respect women.
Life is a journey, I just want to enjoy the ride. I work full time but when Im not working I enjoy watching movies, listening to music, cooking, eating good food, exercising in the fresh air and sunshine, drinking margaritas, smoking occasionally, and going out dancing to hip hop hits old and new. I believe in living life to the fullest, who wants to join me?
I play volleyball and exercise so I can drink beer and avoid a beer belly. I get really loud when I'm excited. My car is my own personal American idol audition. I love dogs. Anything outdoors makes my heart happy
Anything country steals my heart❤️ Dog & Disneyland lover. Tacos are life.????❤️ Never been married. No kids. Family means everything.
????lover of forests, killer of houseplants???? ????????????️‍????
°·.~ Beatifully Flawed ~.·° .·° Little bit Psycho °·. You'll either Love Me or Hate Me ...Either Way I don't give 2 Fucks ???? ✴Mother to 2 ✴ Scorpio ♏ ✴Hi Strung ✴Cat Lady ✴❤2✈✈ ✴Honest ✴Loyal ✴BA Major ✴Weed.Alot ???? ✴Southern Belle I suck at responding but I do.. Eventually ????Lifes a Shit Show right now.. Wanna deal w/ Me? ???? Best Friend.. Smoke Patnaz.. ???? ❎No.. Not DTF ???? ????Money makes the World Go Round ????I run my mouth & talk alot of shit Snap - donnabillings89 IG - Realest Phantasy
????TRANS WOMAN ????
Back again ???????????????? Don’t swipe right unless you’re single single, Not single but separated, nor single but still married, nor single but living with my ex type shit????????‍♀️???? The audacity!!???? Please be taller than 5’3 I don’t need us both struggling to get something off the top shelf????????????????????
Im alone but I am not lonely ????????????
If you’re giving the camera the ???????? I’m definitely swiping left.
IG: Ooohbabybaby Free spirited ????????‍♀️ History nerd. ???? Aquatic life ???? ???? ???? Sac—LA—Bay Area ????Sac ????????????????
Dogs. Dank. Depth.
I’m 5’5, Hispanic, work with cars. Just want to meet someone I can hang out with and have a good time and see where it goes...
5'10" INTJ ???? Virgo♍ | Vegetarian ???? Sarcastic af, try not to take me too seriously. Looking for something real or just friends, no hookups. Sucker for a gentleman I'm kind of a homebody but I'm down to go on adventures too. Hopefully we're talking Disneyland????????‍♀️ Small talk is my nightmare
I like to meet new people, on top of getting to know people. Love having new experiences in my life. Get to know me. I am a Demisexual. You wouldn’t know by my pictures but I have two kids who are my life, they come first and if you can’t respect that and a single mom looking for something serious with fun involved then please move on.
Fire Dancer Travel bug ???? I work and go to school full time Jeep Life always and forever Downtown living IG: ReggieRock_it
Extroverted, quirky, classy, gemini, Bay Area native. Dancer/costume designer turned Kindergarten teacher who works in the bridal world as my side hustle. I love walking the coast with my dog, Irish Dance ????, formal wear, house projects, BBQ, hosting dinner and game nights, dancing, sewing, getting messy, and ????????‍♀️. My childhood idols were Miss Piggie and Julie Andrews ???? Monogamous, straight(ish) with a queer lens and belief that you fall in love with a person not their gender. ????
YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY READ THIS... My name is pronounced, Me•Ray•Yah. Not here for hooking up. Just meeting new people. ???? ????transgender female. 5’10 ???? plus size ???? plant based ????
Mother of ✌???? Not looking for anything too serious, just trying to live life.
Lonely blonde chick, Russian, blue eyed, “If We Meet Offline and You Look Nothing Like Your Pics, You’re Buying Me Drinks Until You Do.”
I like seasons, porches, petrichor, pinball, mossy woods, old friends, story-telling podcasts, sun hats, cribbage, empathy, weird dancers, odd ducks.
Kinda fit, kinda love food A little Southern Bell, a little California hippie. ????☀️???? Health, fitness, and nutrition are extremely important to me. I love to joke around, go on adventures, and have a good time. College educated and constantly learning. Trying to help people live their best lives.