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new orleans born living in nyc just trying to have a good time or whatever ????????
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Shanghainese Noooo hookups thx
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italian????????
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Allergic to douchebags. 5’8 Paralegal IG: @aamyzing
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harlem, nyc ✊???????????????????? I don’t fucking know the vibes, tell me the vibes!
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???????????????????????? "Show me the man who is both sober and happy, and I will show you the crinkled anus of a lying asshole." -William Burroughs I’m a nice kid and the world ain’t aries sun, virgo moon, aries venus, sag mars+rising I’m not as think as you cool I am Lmk if you want to feed my spending habits! ;) (haha just kidding...unless)
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ig: h0t5ause
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Martha Stewart in the streets, Gordon Ramsay in the sheets Except I can't cook
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Forensic science major Chinese mix Leo ♌️
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Just a nice Jewish girl Ig: @yunglisasimpson ????????
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ATL | NYC my three food groups are queso, coke slushees, and green beans
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idk what I’m doing here Snap : elleeee15
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Actually 21 ???? 6’0 ???????? ♋️ Accounting major ???? I work with adults with developmentally disabilities No hookups please ???? Girls, let’s be friends ???? Swipe LEFT if your going to message me one/two word answers ... thank you
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When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better ???????? IG: shadow_kid18 SC: insane_punk17
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Insta: cindyedward Not your average or typical ❤️
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????NYC Big Grrrl, Small World I just need someone to go watch The Photograph with me in February. ????
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hockey enthusiast, game of thrones nerd, pasta lover
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Let’s get drinks and go on a little adventure. Not looking for anything serious ????
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boredom brought me here ;) most likely won’t text first snap: xo.jvsmin
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venmo me $5 and see what happens @ Sadie-Vogel
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child of god
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Only in NY till Monday ????
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Really just doing this out of boredom but maybe i’ll let you buy me food insta: ainsley_nicole2
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Business Psychology Student Ig: aileenhordt
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Snap????: Lizaa.x9 ✌???? ???? musik, Sushi und ich bin glücklich
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Eigentlich 22 ????????‍♀️ IG lenaxhng
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Ich, w,26, curvy, Arbeit und Wohnung vorhanden ✔️
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Your character is more important than a beautiful face ✌????
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Mumpitz, Kinkerlitzchen und Firlefanz.
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Nur an was festes interessiert.
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Was dir fehlt, ist mein Foto in deinem Portemonnaie. _____________________________ photography student ???? bielefeld
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Eine Perspektive ist nix, was die Gesellschaft dir gibt, sondern was du selbst in dir siehst. -K
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Hi, vergeben und heimlich hier. Mag iwie alle verbotenen Sachen ohne Hemmungen oder Tabus, bin aber eher dominant. Snap: Isabeldiebeste Habe auch kik und Skype etc.
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Da die Typen scheinbar alle dazu genötigt werden, hier aus Solidarität: 166cm ???? Random fact: besitze genau 1 Jeans. Bekannt dafür keine Hosen zu tragen (Leggings und Röcke ftw).
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Münster - Nurse - crazy doglady????
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Düsseldorf ???? Studentin ????????‍????
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???? ????Munich Insta: melli_wooli All good Boys go to heaven but bad Boys bring heaven to you ????
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Halluu ????????‍♀️. 19/ 1,68m Arroganz & Ego könnt ihr behalten!???? Ps. Donnerstag ist Dönertag ????.
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Offen für einen Spaziergang im Grünen mit Hund* und guten Gesprächen. *Ich hab einen kleinen, lieben Sheltie namens Ticket und mein Collie Desi wohnt bei der Familie. Also Hundeliebhaber welcome. :)
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!!!Keine Männlichen TINDER HUREN!!! 1.65 ???????????????????????????????? ????️‍♀️????????????????????????????????
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** stolze 160 cm klein ** geborener Widder ** .. bevorzugt Konversationen in ganzen Sätzen ???????? ???? Carpe Diem ????
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Rotwein oder Weißwein Sonnenuntergang oder Sonnenaufgang Salz oder Pfeffer
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Studentin ????????‍???? Kreativer Kopf Sportbegeistert????????‍♀️ Reisebuddy WANTED! ????
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"Me: I'll meet a man when the time is right. Me at 10:30pm, downloading tinder again: the time is right."
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Natürlich bin ich kriminell, weil wegen Tattoos. Ich sterbe für Kamillentee. Würdiger Gegner in Fifa und Madden. Yoga ist mehr als nur atmen! Ansonsten.. I'm a little sensitive, but I always keep it G.
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1,76???? Reiten???? Yoga ???????? Urlaub ☀️???? Motorrad fahren???? Gerne mal ???????????? Haustiere ???? ???? Dormagen ???? Düsseldorf
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On our first date, I'll carve our names in a tree. It's the most romantic way to let you know I have knives ???????? slide dm on Instagram @reginax0329
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Studentin an der RUB ???????? Insta: _res.a
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Just moved to cologne from California????????
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I'm looking for people with whom I will be able to spend time actively and learn how to speak German/Dutch
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????????️????????️????????????????????????☕???????????????????????? mir fehlt ein Lego-Emoji/curvy Mozart/Bach/Beethoven/Jazz/Rock Keine ONS
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Nur ernste Absichten :)
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Etwas crazy beschreibt mich wohl am besten. Macht euch am besten selbst ein Bild von mir.
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(makes voodoo doll of myself) (gives it a little back massage) Bin eigentlich nur hier, weil ich deine Pullover klauen will. 1,78 ????‍♀️
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In an Open Relationship
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???? michelllllexvi ????Wegberg
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1,81m
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Just give me a reason to smile for pic
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Instagram: madeline_nin Born in Dominican Republic ???????? ???? I Speak Italian - Spanish or English
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come in and finde out
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Hi! ???? snapchat testaroz
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Москва Открыта для общения,а там посмотрим 176???? И нет,я не учусь здесь,а работаю Уже закончила????????
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D'abord faire connaissance, après le feeling fera le reste... pour les personnes : pas sérieux, homme marié, en couple, susceptible, psychopathe, et pervers merci de poursuivre votre chemin.
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J’aime les petits bonheurs de la vie autant que les grands, les voyages comme les weekend cocooning à la maison, les plantes, le piano, la vie... je n’ai pas d’enfants, je recherche une belle histoire sérieuse.
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Maman de 2 enfants ,11 et 7 ans,séparée Très fort caractère. MESURE 1M81... Un homme normal avec un cerveau bien placé ???????????? Et surtout pas d hommes fantômes avec des agendas de ministres ????????
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I’m passionate about my career, community, pups and people I care for. I have a big heart and bigger personality. A woman who lives to laugh, a witty sense of humor goes a long way. Cute face chubby waist...come get to know me!
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I don’t smoke or drink. Go to church almost ever Sunday. I have 1 kid, my son. Want more? Ask ????
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I sing, play ukulele, teach English and hold a BA in communications. I’ve lived internationally and feel good about being back home. I love to cook and have a business mind. I love a guy that knows how to work with his hands and can build things. I have a lot to share with the right person. What have you dealt with in your past relationships and what are you willing to let go and learn from?
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Looking for my best friend, travel partner, sidekick I like to ride (sport/dirt/mountain bike), hike, road trip, paddleboard, adventure, 4wheel, concerts, tubing, rafting, etc. I'm 5'7" so I prefer someone at least 5'9" or above. I also am attracted to someone funny and sarcastic. I'm always happy, love to joke around and have fun. I do not have kids but I do not mind if you do. If you're looking for a hookup save us both the time and keep it movin..
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I have the same Birthday as Bill Murray! Please don’t be Ordinary... Tattooed but classy. Always learning new things and gathering new experiences! Open and honest communication a must!
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Drama free !! Love reggae and the outdoors :???? just a southern girl traped in a colorado world ..
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Professional academic, aka the less useful kind of doctor. Employed, stable, homeowner, etc. Down to earth, sarcastic, low drama. Into work, my kids, outdoor stuff, good food, exercise. I’m a sucker for new experiences. Meet in a public location first.
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Hiking, snowboarding, cooking and being with my friends and family!
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Well this is interesting I guess, maybe I’ve just been out of the loop too long to know what normal is I’ve been a dog groomer for 15 years, so yeah I really like dogs and I think mine is the best. And yes I’m totally judging your dogs haircut, or lack there of Confession: I have no idea what the whole call her daddy thing is about Let’s grab a drink and have intellectual conversation or something like that Oh and I’m 6ft apparently that’s a thing now too
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Practicing conscious living. A sunshine girl. Therefore, would enjoy sunny days more than overcast. Mother of two. I love a good tv show. Current favorite: The Last Kingdom, Vikings, Ozark and Narcos. IG: i.am.nalee.
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My man...with characteristics that captivate my interest for life. He is extremely special in my eyes. We are both extremely lucky and equally deserving. Are you him?
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I am a teacher who loves crafting and the occasional superhero movie and anime. I am also a vegetarian. I have two children that are 13 and 9 years old.
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???? 5’2 ???? Be nice! Good vibes only. ???? Tacos/Wings ???? ???? Baseball is my kind of thing ????????‍♀️
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Sunburn Expert, Pro Belayer, Baker, Colorado Transplant. Espresso is my answer to everything, tacos should be their own food group, I floss every day, don't smoke, almost always have summer knees, and generally think life is best spent at 14,000 feet. Uber rating: 4.83 Insta: @maggiemack Side hustle: @coloradopieco
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I HAVE MADE LIFE! I birthed a human once. She is the light of my life. Don't worry. You won't get to meet her but we can appropriate her disney+ account. Essentially haven't been single in a decade. Dating is weird, super awkward here. 5 foot zero. Curvy. HATE BEING TICKLED. Down to watch you play video games. Whiskey always. And just like the rest of the world I like tacos, hiking, and traveling.
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Travel ✈️???? Hiking ???? Rolls ???????? Music ???? Dance ????
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I’m sarcastic, fun, hardworking and love living life!
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MT>OH>MT>CA INTJ, techy, nerdy ????animals, reading, hiking, almost any song with a good kick drum, open spaces and cat naps
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First things first I am not going to fuck you!! I am looking for someone that will be with me and treat me right. Someone that will touch me with kindness and not cause pain. Someone that will care for me as much as I care for them. I am an out going and fun person. I have three adult kids that I love very much. I enjoy camping, hiking, shooting, singing, drawing, and crocheting. I am in a very abusive marriage that I am trying to get out of. I am not going to give you money and don’t need yours
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Based in Ft Collins, but I travel for shows a lot. Full of conversation. Brimming. Very into eating the rich unless they’re buying me fancy cocktails. No kids, no past husbands, no hidden corpses. Only lots of ambition and no car. Will run far away at the first sign of troll. Degenerate writer, shameless party girl, achingly responsible pet roommate, smarter than a grasshopper on coke. Pretty cool for a short time, awesome for a long time. Ask me on a real date.
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I am new to this dating app stuff. I don’t have any kids but I do have 3 cats and a dog. I enjoy spending time with my dog at the dog park, and hanging out with my family and friends. I like to also watch movies and cuddle on the couch or go to concerts. If you’d like to learn more, message me.
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I am a busy professional, I am happy with my life and am looking for someone to spend time with. I like the outdoors, but also enjoy a night on the town. I like fun and easy.
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Instagram: @mizztally
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I reverse image search so scammers just swipe left ????????‍♀️ Chunkier in person ???? “A tasteful thickness” Lover of books, photography, art history, travel, and concerts.
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Confident, independent, career driven, with a bone dry sense of humor. Enjoy biking (the kind with pedals), woodworking (see photo), gardening, reading, learning new things, and anything that is intellectually engaging. Big GOT & ASOIAF dork. Favorite book is The God of Small Things. Not a fan of phones--or what they do to the people who use them. New to Tinder. Not on Snapchat, Twitter, or Instagram. Last photo is with my Dad.
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Recently moved to Michigan. I am an explorer, highly curious, a wander, creative and imaginative, I wonder at the mystery of life often. I am getting my ontological coaching certification. I am looking for an evolved man, who can be vulnerable, is curious and in touch with his masculinity. Someone who is interested in thought provoking conversations and growth. If this is you, let’s have coffee.
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*Colorado Native- no I don’t smoke weed ????????‍♀️ *Country music is life ???????? *Don’t bother messaging me if you can’t hold a conversation *No I don’t want to be the third or fourth or firth in your sexual endeavors ???? *I’m not interested in “discreet fun” or married men. *Mom of 3 -All that out of the way, I’m a pretty chill, down to earth girl ????????‍♀️ Also If I super liked you.. it was probably an accident ???? Can I ask what is up with the pictures of you standing naked, ass out facing hills/m
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I’m from Houston but now I live in Breckenridge. I like to travel. I have a 10 year old Husky. Her name is Katie and we’re having the best time together.
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Midwest born and raised. Love my job. No kids, never married. Shows, games, concerts...I'm in.
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Just looking for someone to buy me tacos and Maybe touch my butt later down the road ????????????‍♀️ also yes those are my jeeps and no you can’t drive them.
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I can be pretty shy till I get to know someone but then I'm quirky and funny.
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Livin the dream ✨ soundcloud.com/abigailandi @esoryebba
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New In Town Tinder doesn't work very well for me, (No Notification ????????)
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5’9” Let's grab a coffee or a beer! I have 2 children, who are my first priority. I'm always down for tacos and beer. I have a lot of personality and I am not everyone's cup of tea. I cuss too much and I have no filter.
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I’m all about giving back rubs, the office, and good food. Mommy to a beautiful baby girl ENFJ-A
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Why is Car Talk so soothing?
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I work alot, my kids comes first. I love the mountains, camping, volleyball, bbqs, drawing, painting. I read every now and then not everyday. But relaxing to a good movie at the end of the day just to wind down is what I do. I dont have for BS, I like it drama free. If you want to hit it and quit it then swipe left, that's not me. If you want to know more then you know what to do!
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I try to be easy going, but I'm never good at it. Just looking for a fever dream kinda person with nice hair and a good sense of humor. I like beer, bourbon, books, and being lazy and watching movies all day...without pants. Why is no one ever awake at 3 am..
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Suppppp Minturn You probably can’t keep up with me ISO dick pics
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I love to laugh and enjoy life! I work hard and spend the rest of my time with my little family. ☝????why I’m on Tinder I love music, movies, good food, and good company! Let’s have a game night!! 5’6” Thick Mom bod Not looking to jump into a relationship, also not looking for a hookup. Let’s chat!????????????????
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Sometimes in life life will give you unexpected and it's never easy to roll with it and trust everything will be ok. My name is Sarah I get cold feet and cold hands and have a warm heart as well as warm hands. I love hikes and movies and most of all I love a man who will try to sacrifice when things are hard cook and be him self. Let me love you for you ????Lets have fun!! ????????????????????
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Just eager for a cool guy to chat with, if you are the one visit my kik truthicecream or SC hunnieideal or IG swingkittenx
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NOT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS! I have a good personality, I'm funny, outgoing and love the outdoors. I know what I want in life, and I'm very open minded. I am from Trujillo Alto, Puerto Rico. I love Colorado, and all there is to do here. I like going to the movies, going out to eat, traveling, or anything outdoors. I'm open to pretty much anything drama free! I'm Italian and Puerto Rican. I do have two kids(3 and 7), if this is a problem please don't message me. PR✈️CO✈️CA✈️NC✈️
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I'm from Austin, so I like to keep it weird ✌ I've been in a serious relationship with Denver for 10 yrs- we're looking for a 3rd. Looking for a quality dude who appreciates my particular weirdness and brings their own to the table for me to appreciate. Born and raised on live music*, hippie culture, and tortillas; still passionate about all 3. *not jam bands Hiking once a week is my church ???????????? Into yoga and started exploring transcendental meditation if that's your bag.
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I just moved to Boulder from Arizona, by way of New York. Say hello!
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I’m 5’10 I don’t like animals I don’t have kids
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IG: Ms.delva Snap:Ms.delva
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AR girl ????????‍♀️ Colorado Down to earth, but got my head in the clouds ???? a n y t h i n g that makes me feel - sunshine on my shoulders, hikes in this beautiful state, petting all the dogs, smiles, rooftops - it’s simple really If you’re here for friends I can dig that too ???? Swipe right to get crushed on my SNES (if you don’t know what that is, swipe left ????)
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5'11, tattooed, ????????????????
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Hey I'm Una. I'm 18 year old girl on exchange in United States. add me on SC if u want to know more about me.
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I'm a Colorado native who loves anything outdoors, but favorites include skiing, hiking, and kayaking. As much as I love being outdoors and a nice night out on the town, I also enjoy a bbq with good friends, or a quiet night in with a good glass of wine and a movie or book.
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J - Just A - Amazing M- Mostly I - In E - Everything ????From Michigan I ❤️ Detroit ????Always up for an adventure ????expert cuddler ????Loves animals ???? ????live music ????no kids (love kids, but can’t have any) ????ENFP ???? ????tattoos ????travel ????kind soul/big heart ????Snapchat: Nur5eJ ????swiped right cuz your dog is cute ???? 5’2” of fiery fun ???? curvy ????not your unicorn ???? ????snowboards (poorly) Breck/keystone pass ????lasagna master ????no pen pals ????don’t kill my vibe
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Me: Tall Smart Independent Not needy Health conscious Active Emotionally intelligent You: Same + Chivalrous
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Fun loving & loving fun. Down to earth, chill. Fan of life, intaker of joy & releaser of comfort yet has an adventurous side. #livingmybestlife
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A Little Hentai Goes A Long Way Hekka dad jokes Mountain drifts And get this Raven IS my real name, I know mind blowing @jdm_raven
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Albert Einstein attributed his brilliant mind to having a child-like sense of humour. So can I!
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Confident,ambitious and driven(an old soul,with a young heart)...down to earth lady seeking a gentleman with a sense of humor who is confident in who he is, where he is in life. Not interested in hookups, fwb, I don’t have WhatsApp,Hangout ETC
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Well I’m new on here! But a little bit about me, I like to travel I like to live my life as a new Adventure. I’m looking to meet new people for new conversations and maybe you might want join me ????
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????️‍????????????‍????‍????????????????????????‍????‍???????? Polyamorous Kinky ISTJ Enneagram Type 1 5'9" Instagram and SC: @juhaid ???? Hookups/NSA
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Whiskey neat. Seeking long term relationship or friendships.
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*****Swipe left If you can't actually hold a conversation***** *I do have children *Come right or don't come at all *No FWB or hook ups or whatever it's being called
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????bdelainecook NO: hook ups, couples, or cigarette smokers I un-match quick! Don’t have time for the bullshit. Does anyone know how to date anymore or hold a conversation?
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????????‍⚕️ ???? ???????? ????‍???? ???? ???? ???? No, you go first! ????
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I think I can be a catch. I mean curls. Latina. Has an accent. Will call you Papi. What else is there? Funny. Down to earth. Let's go explore. Life is too short, and so am I.
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It’s hard to make a dating profile not sound cheesy. Let’s embrace it! I like traveling, the arts and getting outdoors. I don’t have kids but I love my dog and would like a family some day. Walks on the beach, yada yada yada. :) Not interested in casual hook-ups right now, but thanks anyway!
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2016 Olympian. Love having fun, doing new things, and spending time with people who I can be 100% myself around. Spent a lot of my life taking care of others & am looking for someone who finally can take care of me the way take care of the people around me.
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Recently Relocated to Denver, looking to meet new acquaintances ????. I'm an open person and enjoy many things swipe right and lets go an adventure!
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WA ✈️ NY ✈️ VA ✈️ CO 6ft personality in a 5 1 body 10/10 sass ???? I have goals and hope you do too. If you don’t swipe left Dog and kitty mom ???????? Always up for an adventure
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????????????????????????????????????‍♀️????????⚾️ Just looking for someone to start my car on the cold mornings. Let’s see if you can keep up on the slopes? ???? #daddygang **Yes that’s my mini me**
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I'm funny AF unless your sensitive. I survive work with sarcasm and green tea. I love reading hiking and to never surrender. I'm a Leo so.... don't refer to me as Chocolate Carmel Drop...I am Human 5'8.
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Send me pick up lines we both know you stole from Reddit
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I work nights, I'm a mother, and im not very active I like to go out once in awhile but I like to stay home and watch movies, cuddle, cook and cleaning. I never plan anything for the most part. But I do like to bike ride, go on hikes, go out to eat, and movies. But not everyday. So if you like to smoke and just hang out let's talk. Fyi I dont just let people in my life either. So if you ain't about that then hit left ????????✌
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Let's cut through the BS and just meet for lunch and see if we'll click You'll have to message me first because my social awkwardness is crippling. I can't seem to figure out how to talk to people online and in person if I like you I just won't stop talking. I'm a homebody but I've been getting out more now that I live in Denver My love language is quality time and food I have 2 cats so if your allergic stay away
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I Love lamp,
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I’m new to Colorado, coming from New Orleans and have no friends lol. Im just looking for friends nothing else. I’m into anime and am a homebody. I’m upbeat and goofy. Yes I wear mostly pink. I’m a princess. ????????
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Scorpio, INTP, curvy, sober. Just living for the moment and open to whatever comes next! I enjoy being around Creatives and art. I believe in the power of manifestation and try to be very intentional in my actions. If you knew your thoughts would become your reality, would you spend time thinking about the bullshit? Homophobes and Trump supporters are a hard pass for me. ????????‍♀️
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Looking to meet new people, just having fun! We’ll see how things go! I got my own not looking for a sugar daddy!
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I'm a phystherapist I work hard and want someone to have fun with. Something we both enjoy . I love food and going out. I also am perfectly comfortable hanging in.
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.I love goofiness and fun. I need it. I have the serious part at work and with the kids... DRAMA FREE! What i am telling you : lets just enjoy the moment.... Love painting and dancing. Hate hypocrisie and lies. I am not against anything really as long as it is well handled and healthy. Message me if you want to know more about what i mean. And no i wont marry you after a week nor moving in with you after 3 days.
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I’m super laid back and love to just have a good time. Not looking for a serious relationship. I am married, and yes he does and always knows everything.
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25, introverted, Sagittarius, goal driven, loves to cook & eat, kinda like the gym and kinda don't. Beer & wine enthusiast. Clumsy, uncoordinated, & goofy. Too much thighs to actually enjoy hiking but if you can carry me on your back, I’m down ???????? Looking for cool people to make new and fun experiences. Concerts, new food places, fishing, dancing ???? Yes I have an Instagram & Snapchat ???????? Ummm I’m 5’4 if that matters? It’s cuddling and also depression season, lets kill 2 birds with 1 ston
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I am looking for something casual but am not opposed to something more serious if the spark is there. I am also pretty tall at 5'10" and always wear heels.
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I'm a stoner who plays way too much video games but I make a great drunk cheesecake.
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Chicago to Denver. Love to travel. Rock climbing, music, dogs. 5’7
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I'm a Pisces, lowkey play for both teams. I'm a mess. Trying to make friends here in CO, from MD. If you trynna backpack somewhere or go to a festival hit me up
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◀️Swipe LEFT if you just want to hookup⚠️ I’m a pretty cool creature and I read profiles???? INFJ w/a BA in English Writing????GoBuffs????I value integrity, intelligence, wit, honesty, a sense of humor, and interesting people. I’m a Sapiosexual: I require an intellectual and emotional connection☺️I appreciate conversationalists & am an avid learner. ???? hookups???? ???? ick-pics???? ???? Couples???? —NOPE???? IG: IamTeraMarie I have????????&no kids—Pics are very recent☺️ 5’6”/116♎️♈️♒️ Please be polite
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I’m Not looking for anything serious, just a good time????
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Unique situation. Looking for someone who likes curvy women and isn’t afraid to ask for what they want. Some would say I’m a BBW. Non-smokers, please. Message me for more info.
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Single mom of two boys 5'7 I need someone I can have fun with and make me laugh no matter if we are at home on the couch or a night out. I love country music and going to concerts. I work in the beauty industry so you'll have to clean up well ????????☀️????????♓️
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IG - @cassieswan
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Just a girl!!! Who loves to live life.
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Hey my name is Izzy! I’d explain myself as being a bubbly, upbeat person. I’m a free spirit who loves to read and enjoy the simple things in life but in a luxurious way. I’m fond of people who are nonjudgmental and believe that everyone is entitled to the perceptions and beliefs. I’m here for a good time but also a long time if we’re a match! I aspire to open a day spa and yoga gym soon!
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Not everyone will appreciate what you do for them. You have to figure out who's worth your kindness and who's just taking advantage. Never hate your haters, respect them. Because they are the ones who think that you're better than them.
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???? life is for enjoyment Leo Artist
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Eternal wanderlust, magic and stardust... Catch me if you can I'm a high flight risk.... And I'm mean just fyi. Why'd you swipe right if you aren't going to message me? SC: murd3rcass ????????????????????????????????
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Squishy, sweet, and sad ✨ I’m always bored so pls talk to me Trying to be authentic as possible and fun as fuck Busy with school and work but I wanna make time for a relationship ig: kineticdaisy
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Buf✈️Den ???? Dog mom Champagne ???? Chocolate ???? ???? Rare Pole dancer ???? ♎️ ???????????? Come see me at Shotgun Willies 11am Let’s have some fun and smoke hella dabs! ???????????? ???? Dabbindancer716 IG. Dabbindancer716
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Living that single mom life. Loving every minute of it ❤️ if you don’t get that she comes first then don’t bother swiping right ???????? Ask for the snap ???? Chances are that if your bio says “Here for a good time not a long time” I’m not swiping right ???????? ????????????????????
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Yes, the main goal is sex and maybe dinner. I'm just terrible about initiation. College graduate as of Spring 2019, from Iowa, atheist, liberal, 5'9", I don’t shave my body hair, and I smoke a lot of weed.
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My name is Tania I do not go by daisy anymore. Looking for a man who puts God FIRST!!. If u dont swype left! God fearing man,someone who is legit about it. Men who just want hookups or games need not apply . right now definitely not hooking up. At all. Dont do hairy body or face. Prefer someone who likes gym, likes animals and is good with kids.I'm a filteraholic lol dont judge
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YangGang ???????????????? all the way Love the outdoors, running around jumping on trees hugging plants and playing with my pooch. Not interested in a relationship, you gotta bring something to the table first. Independent woman looking for someone who views themselves the same... I am not your entertainment. Although, I am entertaining ????
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Busy professional and mom of one very dramatic toddler. Lover of audio books, the Oxford comma, and inappropriate humor. Adorable badass after the caffeine kicks in.
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I'm not the baddest female by any means. But my personality is dope, I can cook, and my hair is soft. ???? Just moved here Jan 5th 2020. I'm pretty fucking amazing ???? P.S. Srry the mirror looks dirty in my pics, its old.
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D/s CURVY ???? I drink/smoke
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my cat will like you more than he likes me
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(Elena) Music. Friends. The great outdoors. Really good Food. Really good Drinks. Excellent dinner date. Only a tad pretentious. The spectacular synchronicity of the universe. Psychedelic medicine and other alternative things. weird girl raised by hippies. If you're under 5'8" I'm taller than you.
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a virgo with a water moon. i’m 6’0. i’ve lived in johannesburg, dallas, brooklyn & now oakland. looking for missed connections & hot surprises.
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I’m an entertainment promoter. I like to see live shows, always looking for fresh talent, love going out on dates. I won’t embarrass you or act stupid. Existentialist. ENTJ. On parle un peu de francais.
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Two are true and one is to do. Can you figure out which one is yet to be done? 1) I have sat on the couch from “The Big Bang Theory” with the cast. 2) I have seen orcas in Monterey Bay. 3) I’ve fed a red panda at the Australia Zoo. *Full disclosure, that is my son. I have full custody, and my ex and I parallel parent.
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Here for a good time not a long time ???? and YES I’m a real person ???? who wears wigs occasionally ????????‍♀️
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Insta-karahmmk work in NYC Constantly traveling when not teaching. Have a friend who works out in SF Traveling to SF in February- who’s going to have a beer with me or show me around . If I’m feeling classy, I’ll treat you to a Martini. Come spark my interest ????
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Bi curious very down low. Very clean and discreet. If not interested its cool. Also looking for a personal trainer. 5'6 150 gl Italian
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IG:Ladygrimm91 Always looking for new friends. Let’s get food and make out ???????? 420 friendly....friendly in general I play video games and sometimes stream to YouTube. I love to take adventures/trips both physically and mentally ????????. I’m all about positive vibes. I promise I won’t bite unless you want me to ????????
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Feeling cute, might tell him to fuck off later. Make me laugh.. I make you food. Carbs Coffee UFC Snacks Jack Fire ???????? Taco dirty to me. Who reads bios anyway ????: jbee_xox
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lil vegan baby ????️‍????
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To be totally honest my man and I are looking for a new adventure, fem sub and male dom let's have some fun
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Trans**** Employee at Cannabis Dispensary so I’m very much 420 friendly. Majored in Latin American Latino Studies. But when I’m not working, I love to enjoy nature. You can catch me hiking or biking to stay fit. I love trying out new trendy restaurants. Not big on bars but I visit on occasion
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IG: @livelovelopez 5’2
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If I give it all away, what will we talk about? The bunny in the photo is my child
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❤???????????????? I just want to be fed some ???? & spoiled Vegan ???? Gemini ????♊ I enjoy reading , hiking , cooking/eating, lifting weights I have a beautiful 2 year old Anything else, just ask away
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<Inspirational quote here> Your anthem tells me everything. I dont always look like that, half the time I have on basketballs shorts. Por que tan serio? Doggy date?
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ONLY IN LAKE TAHOE TILL TUESDAY!!!!! ???????? ????HMU ON SOCIAL MEDIA DONT OPEN TINDER MUCH. ???? Snapchat: SamLovesKissing ???? Instagram: Samantha_S_Official ???? If you Want something New & Real, ????Then swipe Right???? ???? Stoner Girl ???? ???? Accepting Stoner Buddy applications???? ???? Santa Cruz Local ???? ???? Girly Girl ???? ???? Good Vibes ONLY! ???? ♌️ LEO ???? ???? God ???? ???? Selfie Queen ????
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i’m a mess
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I don’t respond well on here so dm me on insta if u wanna talk???? instagram: nicole.daniellee
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