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downloaded this as a joke but I'm still on here so who's the joke now let's be friends or smth my things: disrupting inequality, outdoor adventures, casual music-making from alaska
Insta: jesss_segal
Her is my new insgrame : dinnalove2020 DINNALOVE2020 i anwset all message
If you are aggressive/ neurotic please ❌
English / Persian / un peu français
Bonjour je me suis inscrit sur ce site pour trouver l'homme idéal bon c'est vrai ça n'existe pas c'est juste te pour vous dire moi je suis sérieuse dans ma recherche soit sérieux en ver vous même alors si mon profil vous intéresse laisse moi un message. Désolé je laisse pas plus d'information sur si vous voulez me connaître quand on fera connaissance
I like smiles and laughter.????????Happy Happy???????? I believe that there must be someone who is truly my soulmate...
plutôt en recherche de sérieux et je n’aime pas faire le premier pas ????
מי שאדבר איתי אגלה...........
Un bon film ou un verre dans un bar, un nouveau rooftop...des bulles d'oxygène ... et des bulles de champagne dans la joie, les éclats de rire et la bienveillance.
????bordeaux Pêle mêle : Etta James, Fly me to the moon, Billie Holiday, Chopin, Amour de Deutz, Louboutin, Aragon, Rillettes de canard, René Char, Rachmaninov, Nina Simone, chocolat noir 80%, Pivoines, Vienne, billie Eilish, ba&sh, macarons, A bouche que veux-tu, Vincent Delerme, M, Coldplay, Juliette Armanet, Chasse spleen, Caravage, brioche et chocolat chaud...
Commençons par faire connaissance, la suite se construira (ou pas) naturellement en fonction de nos envies ! Maman en alternance d'un garçon de 8 ans, dynamique, entière, bien dans sa tête (enfin, je crois ????), sportive. Côté defauts, un brin impatiente (je me soigne depuis des années), anti routine, plutôt franche.
Je suis en vacances
Maman de 2 enfants aimant la vie, rire, sortir, voyager. Plan Q passez votre tour Je fais 1m71
Nothing special to tell...just let's go:)
Ici pour rencontrer (vraiment rencontrer, pas seulement croiser) de nouvelles personnes, je suis cosmopolite, j'aime les voyages, la musique, l'art, le cinéma... Etc Je suis une maman parisienne avec une vie active :)
De l humour du charme de l intelligence et de la gentillesse ...cherche un homme bien...enfin si ça existe encore...très positive neanmoins
Insta: Jeebohiphopeuseaddict #RapAddict #FoodAddict #SneakersAddict #HiphopAddict #Maman #Italienne #ChauffeurPrivé #Fofolle #Spontanée #Entière #Cash #NonBuveuse #NonFumeuse #AntiCigarette #Retardataire #Ronde #Chubby #ChocolatAddict #DétesteSeRépèter!.. Et se fout complètement de ce qu'on peut penser d'elle ! Favs artists: Currents: nametag, Black milk, badass, Alchemist, Jean Grave Timeless: ditc, boot camp, nas, 2pac, Biggie, Mobb Deep, Big L, Marvin gaye, MJ, otis Redding, Alicia Keys...
I am looking for a sexy man. Sexy when it’s fun and simple with him, when he’s caring and smart, when he’s not offended, when he’s honest it’s so sexy. And with the goal of raising grandkids together - he’s a fire! But all sorts of little things, such as "walking around the house in socks and underpants" - they stopped throwing into the eyes. Let him walk, if only not in a thong????. And I am 175:)
Simple, épicurienne, sympa, drôle, attentionnée Recherche un homme respectueux, qui a de l’humour, attentionné, à l’écoute et compréhensif. Recherche un feeling pour une relation stable et durable
I write, inspired by skylines Turner seems to paint, every day anew. I care for socialising, but also for quiet contemplation, true togetherness & exquisite intimate attention. /// J’écris, vue chaque jour sur un ciel qu’on attribuerait volontiers à Turner. J’aime la compagnie amicale, nombreuse, mais aussi la contemplation silencieuse, l’intimité exquise et la délicieuse attention exclusive portée à l’autre dans le face à face.
Instagram : __awriter Snapchat: trois.b
Toulousaine, arrivée à Paris après 5 ans d'expatriation... et m'y voilà encore presque 10 ans après! Passionnée de voyages, besoin de m'évader régulièrement au bout du monde ou dans le sud-ouest ;) Apéros, concerts, voyages, sport et bonne humeur! Simplicité et authenticité
Hey je suis une fille très sérieuse je recherche un plan cul discret pas de mytho si tu es un mytho ne m’écris pas merci voici mon watzap;:0six_4quatre_6neuf_7cinq_3huit
Américaine à Paris || Je cherche l'homme de ma vie ???? Catch me if you can ✈️
4'11" ???????????? (PSA: I’m an auntie not a mom)
Hey! I'm on here looking for friends! Fun men and/or women to hang out with. I'm spontaneous & outgoing. Goofy & Bubbly. I talk shit and joke around often. Drink & Smoke a little bud socially. Bbw(not thick but a bigger) chick. If you aren't into big women don't swipe right. Open minded and a fun people wanted. Non douche bags and boring people need not apply.
Passionate about contemporary art, dystopian sci fi, classic films. Spend my free time going to see live music, dancing, biking, drinking wine, yoga & meditation, sushi, reading... 5,8” Looking to make new friends, get weird & have fun! I’m very independent and you should be too. I don’t have a lot of time to chat on here let’s grab a drink! BNA > SFO > DEN
San Francisco, CA> Colorado Janet Snakehole searching for my Burt Macklin Live music as much as possible ⚡ ❤ Card games (I will win ????) Art. Museums. Puzzles. Board games Love anything outdoors Unapologetically progressive Metalsmith. Scuba Diver. (Ex) NPS trailworker. Kinky. Library card owner. Vinyl Collector. 420 snob. Connoisseur of life ♊
????: shhh_e Immigrant. Self employed. I hustle harder/know more about rap than you. Atheist. Bi. Vegetarian. Foul mouth. Dry humor. No kids. Im weird AF, proceed with caution. College basketball over everything don’t talk to me November through March. Daily weed smoker. Please have all your teeth and minimal baggage. Basic shit I like: Brunch. My couch. Murder shows. Camping. Blunts. Sharp tongued broads. Festivals. ????⚽️???? Basic shit I don't like: NYE. Naps. Soft dick. South Park. NZ-AUS-JXN
Travel ✈️ Food???? And the occasional booty call ????
Big dog is Ares he's my baby and main man because he don't talk back! Looking to go out and meet new people! I work a ton and perfectly capable of taking care of myself so hate wasting my time but Never know anything is possible and I'm open to new adventures!
Hoping to meet my best friend. Or just friends to do things with. Btw no cigarette smokers.
catch me if you can ????✈️ Instagram: daliahblaas Snapchat: daliahblaas ???? Vail or Aspen, CO
CSU alumna Dog lover If my dogs don’t like you, it won't work ????????????????
RARELY USE THIS APP ⤵️ (quick reply) *follow/message my IG @Yessi_Vanessa Grab my attention, tell me what separates you from the rest, send pictures if your account is private. I’ll make this brief, I love traveling, networking, learning, social gatherings and fine dining. I rather get to know you than meet up at a bar. I’m looking for people with the same lifestyle as me!! Have to driven and what the greater things in life. Here to find the best of the best. ☺️ So let’s begin...
I really hate flowers. I love roller coasters. Hockey is life. Books > movies. I’d rather listen to music than talking. I have two dogs, a cat, and a snake and my job takes up 90% of my life. I don’t know what to expect here. I’m just looking to meet new people. The lovely lady I’m with is my grandma. The guy is my little brother.
5'1 Christian/ looking for a God fearing man I don't have any kids I work in Law Enforcement I don't care about ur height
I’m a lot of free spirited, fun, random, silly & goofy! I’ve been told I have a great aura. very active, i love music & laughing ???? wanna go exploring ???? love to travel... take me to the mountains ???? I drive a manual ???? I ❤️ thc, breakfast, cooking, don Julio tequila, concerts, hiking, working out, Korean bbq ????, hot springs, flying trapeze. Korean, Irish, & german. Not here for hookups IG - Kathsrq
I am legally married- I want to be totally upfront about this (unsuccessful “stay together for the kids” situation). I realize this is not for everyone. 2 kids, dog lover, self sufficient. Just looking for companionship
Back at it again, idk what I want, leave me alone? Can't be allergic to cats Don't be an asshole Don't be a fucking pervert *****I'm tall***** If I super liked you it was an accident (Same person, account crashed, try again)
Laid back Colorado native, open minded, independent, not religious. Looking for love, friends, a partner in crime. I would rather you be ugly, kind, and smart than pretty, mean, and stupid. 5'1" - so your height quite literally does not matter. I won't respond to you here: add me on snapchat. I probably won't respond there either. snap @ alllibear (that's three l's) Ladies & gents welcome ❤️
Try me. Yoga guys freak me out. You’ll have to start the conversation, then I’ll do all the talking for the rest of our lives.
I check this app twice a year
5’0 ft I like goofy guys ????
5'9 Dominican Republic ???????? ???? Finance ????
Hmu on sum coo shii Snap: mia_jackson54
“Just because someone got rapped today doesn’t mean I cant have a bad day” “ You play too much “
Currently majoring in computer engineering at sac state. Love binge watching netflix and traveling all over the world :)
Puerto Rican and creole ???? Capricorn???? Looking for new Friends???????????? Not into random hookups or long relationships ????????‍♀️ Sweetheart ????????
Don’t swipe if you aren’t into bigger girls. Like this is serious for me. I don’t mean bigger like thicker, I mean bigger like I’m fat. I have been ghosted just because I don’t have a stupid picture to prove it. Do I care? no. Should I care? Again, no. At the end of the day, I can still lose weight ????????‍♀️ Honestly I am tired of this whole hooking up thing I have going and I think I’m ready for something a little more serious. I’m ready to give it a shot and see where it takes me. ????
Emotionally unstable, problematic brat. I’m really good at destroying my own life, I might as well do yours too ????????. Libra | Italian | CS major SC????: zoeypatronn
Add me on snap ????chikis_89 and b part of karis world send a face pic wen u send me a message ???????? recently moved to Sacramento from Phoenix making it new home ???? show me around ????????‍♀️
Bi and poly. Recently single. Looking for someone who is okay with an open relationship, or someone to call a friend. I'd love to have a new gym buddy too. I enjoy baking when I have free time. I love animals, though dogs are my favorite! I'm a bit shy until I get to know you. An overall laid back person. Ask me any question you'd like and I'll do my best to answer! I hardly use this app, so send me your phone number if you want to chat.
- Brazilian in SF on feb 11th-17th looking for a valentines day’s date haha - Intelligence is sexy - Grab your passport ????
Living/working/learning in SF I swipe left if your “About Me” is blank b/c that’s just lazy ????
just looking for honesty and someone to make me laugh. i love the snow, the beach, and just exploring. let’s go travel and when i say travel i mean go to new york any chance we get. ???? ♉️????
I want to be a perfumer when I grow up. I enjoy rock climbing, yoga and running to detox after a long night of drinking. Not into your cowboy hat, girlfriend or fish (unless it's spelled with a PH)
I am a super outdoorsy girl. I like fishing, kayaking, hiking, gym, the beach, travel, four wheeling, mudding, movies, ufc, football, and travel. I am a super outgoing, bubbly and love adventure. I’m super laid back and like to have fun.
All I want to do is kick back be fed and entertained????????????. Sunny hikes, star nights, bass that drops, & kick it spots???? anime freak and geek. I can have a dark sense of humor and def sarcastic, but once you get to know me you’ll get it. I also like to have fun, but at the same time I’d like to find someone who can play with my demons but be disciplined as well. Ig: maritza_annibae snapchat: maritzann420
5”2 ♍️
Keen to meet people with the same interests. A mom to a hyperactive lab puppy, we come as a bundle :) Looking for the right person in all the wrong places ????????‍♀️
I'm the babe of your horny dreams so don't wait!! :P Snap ithersota :P
5/0 shorty, born and raised in Bay Area. ???? Introvert but like adventures. I enjoy Disney related stuff, traveling, eating, movies and napping. Gym noob Favv TV shows include but not limited to: Rick & Morty and Brooklyn Nine Nine Let's chat and see where things go. No pressure ????????‍♀️
????NEW TO OAKLAND???? ♒️???????? MARY JANE should of been my name. I’m MOST LIKELY NOT interested. I’d like to meet new people. Let’s go on an adventure????
Half Mexican/puerto Rican Looking for something serious. If you’re looking for the same go ahead and swipe but if you’re not just hit the ❌ dnt waste my time please and Thankyou. PLANET fitness anyone? Snapchat Michi530 Instagram mic_hii805
I'm just trying to vibe with someone. Make new friends.
Bored af
Don't be shame, Don't be judge. I'm actually can't hear you, can't speak to you. ... Message me anytime.
5’9 I’m full brunette now! Athlete
Love travel, running, food, wine, coffee, and adventures outdoors!
I keep makin this like it'll make a difference in my love life. Local creator, pool player, song writer/open mic goer, & cider/ipa enthusiast. Riding my bike always Mom 50/50 Funk, house & techno! Im looking for a serious friend, but something somewhat open. Dont be an insecure controlling man, thats not sexy. Skateboarder, artist, graffiti, musician, liking kids are all a plus
Goals for 2020: live more sustainably, master two languages, and finally get some packing cubes. ???????? 5’11 and enjoy pickup volleyball. ???? Pineapple on pizza is a cardinal sin. ???? Special powers include kicking ass in Tetris and making authentic jollof rice. ???????? Self-starter, confident, go-getter, passionate, ambitious, clever, funny, creative. ????????‍♀️ #FeeltheBern ???? Out of an LTR and seeing what’s out there. ???? If you have any tips on what to see or do in Seattle, lemme know. ✈️
Spank my ass and tell me I'm pretty. (yes I'm thick and have an ass) These apps are dumb and I'm tired of being on here. I want someone consistent. I want something real. I want someone who when they want ou just says they want out. Don't disappear, talk. Why tinder? Cause the other apps don't get me the kinky peeps I want ok? Don't judge and if you're only looking to hook up keep moving. I have a new 2 month minimum for sex so if you're not willing to do the work move on. ???? hates ⬅️
Alabamian living in the bay.????
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I’m an illustrator of little leaf horned creatures, I love wearing fur and leather jackets, & I’m always in the mood for fruit ! ???????? My ideal mornings are spent laying in the sun with a mimosa in one hand and a joint in the other, while my cat son kindly keeps my sketch book warm by refusing to move. I’m into all kinds of music. ???? IG: coconutta ???? Bay Area/Portland
????❤️ ???????????? Im not one of these skinny bitches so if thats what u lookin for keep it pushin????
#HopelessRomantic ????????????????????☺️???????? Single???????? ???????????? 5’6 25y/o????????‍????????????‍????????????‍⚕️ Leo???? Mother of 2????‍????‍????✨????‍♀️???? South Sac Ig @Morgan__davis___ No snap or Fb ????
I sing, play guitar, and some piano- Let’s jam! Constantly curating my own personal crystal museum Tattooed Slangin’ Bicycles 420 friendly Roller skate daily ✨ My hair isn’t green anymore. In an open relationship ✌️
IG: _tanyaxo_ ????: tanya_1106 Educated ????????‍⚕️????
???????? ???? ⚽️ ????‍♀️ ???? Always enjoy a good conversation, making new friends and getting into new adventures !
Looking for someone who can appreciate my hedonism. Here for genuine connection in no specific form.
if u guess my fav number i’ll smoke u out ;)
SINGLE BLACK JAPANESE AND PUNJABI 28 ♈️ 5’6 HOMEBODY NOT MUCH OF A GIRLIE GIRL INDEPENDENT ALWAYS WORKING INDEPENDENT BUSINESS OWNER NO LOOKING TO HOOK UP LOOKING TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE AND SEE WHERE THINGS TAKE US. PLEASE DON’T WASTE MY TIME. WANNA KNOW MORE JUST ASK IG: jussjazzyy
5’6” | chubby Leo bb.... Understanding & accepting human differences is so beautiful. Rebuilding oneself takes time so be patient. Snapchat // Justsingchey
-Kids are my life ❤ -here to have a good time, go on adventures and make unforgettable memories ???? 5'7 outgoing women , with good vibes :)
Before swipe me I wanna tell you guys everything clear. I’m trans but I have heart like all women have. Looking for relationship. Just treat me like you treat your girlfriend. Not drama. Just be real. If you get what I say. You will get yummy one for sure ???? Snapchat: vmurphy888
Have a passport. You should too. Gym. Be open minded. Don’t be a douche. Just be genuine:) We’ll go from there. Come say hi! 5’8. No kids. Never married. Promise I’m much more interesting than my first message lol Also, more pics and IG. Inquire within????
I like handsome dudes with a sense of humor Not into liars, cheaters, players etc etc etc Ohhh and married or divorced, sorry ...I don’t do that :/ missmandy_93
Shy awkward wierdo. Despite that, if you give me the opportunity to open up I'm sweet and smart and do my damnedest to be genuine. Tired of being seen as just a freak. I'm kinky sure but I'm also a nice girl from a good family and I'm seeking respectful interactions. Let's make art
anyone in Salinas looking for a roommate???IG: @ohdollazzz_ let’s be friends????
Kinda passionate about life I take a lot of selfies honestly Dog dates I like going to the gym. But like not alone. Your mom would love me Im scared of heights Sc: plants.awk
27 5'9 Must love dogs Avid smiler Unconditionally kind Outdoor Enthusiast Weightlifter Human Auxillary
You're a single boy? Just see my kik walloppretty or IG springoptimistic or SC softsockem, some of my secret images can be found inside there.
I'm a bored babe who needs to flirt with serious boys. If you're interested into that I'm here on my SC agnesporter
Strong opinions, loosely held
I would like to meet with a strong inside, caring and honest man who will respect me as a woman and is ready to have a relationship. Snap????chat????: ????lisa_yum????
Nurse originally from South Carolina with two cute dogs.
Just trying to be the person my dog thinks I am ❤️ P.S The little boy is my nephew
High class white trash. Xxo
@Brookelynn.XX
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Living embodiment of how far gin and self-deprecating humour can get ya. I'm not really feeling late 20s tinder because everybody seems to be a homeowner
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“Never stay where you are not wanted. Never force anyone to care about you the way you deserve to be cared for.” I HAVE A KID. Mean what you say. I’m blunt and 100% honest. Be able to take a joke. Swipe left if: You’re abusive You’re a Trump supporter. Are allergic to cats or dogs You’re a flake ???????? If we don’t match on here DO NOT reach out or stalk me on other social media ????????‍♀️????????‍♀️
((5'5'')) ????????????????????????
would love to learn how to salsa dance ????????
26. ♑. Looking for someone I can genuinely connect with & see where it goes. Not here to hook up so dont waste my time. I'm shy but once I know you my playfulness will come out. I love dogs. Tattoos. Naps. Nachos n Cheese, League of Legends. I enjoy watching football, going on city trips, vacations, concerts or just relaxing. :)
I enjoy making jokes about cannibalism
Just a girl with a sassy mouth, endless jokes to give, and a thirst for wine.
questions for you: height&heritage&occupation&do you live alone? ..ask me out! :)) i dont have kids so im usually free.
Not your average doctor. Boston native. New Jersey transplant. My life goal is to find a stay at home dad so I can finally adopt a potbelly pig. Will you be my pig daddy? Show me your favorite dive bar in town! Instagram: @dr_needlez
???????????????? 06/22????????♋ IG. adribeth.fl22 I'm Ecuadorian/Spanish ???? Improving my English ???? I love to practice extreme sports, to travel, to meet new people.????????‍♀️
Message me if you want..
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Honestly my restaurant is really understaffed. If you need an easy pt job please message me. Also on here for shits and giggles, mostly. Definitely not the “trouble maker” you’re looking for.
Being spoiled is important to me. ????????‍♀️
CrossFitter Olympic weight lifter Dog mom of 3 bad dogs Business owner 4 wheelers I pay my own bills He’s my nephew Joey Chestnut is my favorite athlete I like funny people I don’t like seeing your ankles while you’re wearing pants And swipe left if you chew with your mouth open @____tiiiina -ig
Does anyone even really read this? Lol. Well a little about me I love to travel and go to thy gym. Definitely consider myself a book worm. I enjoy going to concerts and music festivals and I’m a New York Rangers fan! I am not on here to look for a hookup I actually wanna get to know someone! Feel free to ask me a question! Oh and I live on Long Island!
Live by the water in Monmouth County, NJ Beach life ????- Dog mom ???????? Nature & the outdoors ???????????? Country ???????? & reggae ???? Looking to meet someone I may not cross paths with. Let’s grab a drink, see if there’s a connection, & explore where it goes. ????
I enjoy hiking, climbing, yoga, meditation, barbells, picking up trash, and not eating or wearing animals ????????????
Asbury Park, NJ. Musician, singer/songwriter, Animal lover. Professional Makeup Artist. Nocturnal. Kinda a weirdo. Psychonaut???? Old soul. Planets, space, parallel universes, quantum physics, occult, nature, talking of all things in the deepest depths are all things I like. I’m a goof and clumsy. Please be funny, aaaand like good music, and be a nice human being kay? Also why do guys post pictures of them holding a fish they caught on a dating app????????‍♀️
Hi ???????? My Name Is Francheska I’m from PR ????????❤️ I live in the US I Speak Spanish I don’t speak much English
Not looking for hook ups so if you are please swipe ???????? I’m just trying to find my best friend who’s down for adventures ???????????? NJ, PA & NH
Bye Sint-Maarten ???????? & Anguilla ???????? IG: Pagingnursepaul
Looking for a winery, brewery, amusement park, football game watching and wing eating date. Love what I do and my role in helping others both in the school setting and as a counselor for women with eating disorders. if you enjoy a little competition in mini golf, bowling and rooting against or with me when watching the Sox, patriots, or Devils then we will get along great
Work full time at a hair salon. Looking for someone fun and isnt boring. Message me to know more.
Let’s assemble iKea furniture together.
New to the city ???????? trying to find the best restaurants and places for photos ???? Sassy, classy, and smart-assy ????????‍♀️????
Enjoy traveling, teaching, and making people laugh. Can’t forget my baby ????.
What am I looking for? I guess at least the same things I’m willing to give. Someone real who can show me things from another perspective. I want to live new experiences, go to new places, meet new people, think in a new way, see the world from a new angle. And then let time and destiny define where everything goes... the outcome it would depend of the person and how good we match. Apparently my sense of humor is not for everyone, can you deal with that? ????
Music Lover. Yogi. Vegetarian. Westchester Gal. 5'6. Natural Redhead. Home owner and cat mom ???? Passionate, kind, successful, funny, and sexy. ----- Looking for love and friends along the way. Someone to enhance my already wonderful life, a companion. ~good vibes only~ ????@hipheather ----- Not interested in traveling to nyc for dates. Hoping to meet someone near me.
25 Years of Life ???????? Texas ???? Process Operator ✈️ Adventures ???? ???? Enthusiast ???? valdelarosa ???? valerie_delarosa
-2️⃣7️⃣bday 9/28 -???????? ???????? -old school relationship type -New York Yankees⚾️ -Philadelphia Eagles???? -New York Rangers ???? -Family and friends mean everything to me. -Too nice to people who usually don't deserve it. -Hopeless romantic ***IF YOUR GOING TO BE A PIG AND PERVERTED SWIPE LEFT OTHERWISE SWIPE RIGHT AND MESSAGE ME ????????***
Fashion designer,Happiness maker, Hungry adventure A little humour always goes a long way. But the old fashion method and sincerity would definitely go a long way Ig : naramidd_pj
???????? BORICUA APRIL 14 ???? MOMMY ????????
I'm not good at being a girl. Truck Driver. Snake Breeder. Car Lover. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, there is the door...????
Hey, everyone! I understand there are people on here who are looking for a hookup and whatnot, and that's fine. However, I am looking for something more. I believe there are genuine people out there.. so swipe on right if you think we'd be a great match !
I think about the compilation of Michelle Williams falling while performing with Destiny’s Child at least two times a week.
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I’m extremely awkward all of the time.
NO hookups, not here for a pen pal either, hoping to find something REAL and genuine ???? I enjoy country music, being outdoors, I live a very simple life. Family man, loyal, honest, respectful is a must.
DTF for only the right person female or male Down to earth 420 friendly HMU if you interested I have more pictures
I’m out skiing, hiking but mostly studying I will always find the silver lining. Life’s an adventure and I’m always planning my next one.
"Your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock 'n' roll." Artist . Art Teacher . Comics . Crafting . Baking . Adventures . Nature . Festivals . Conventions . Games . Movies . Nerd Culture . Laughing & Corny Jokes, Roller Derby training, and more! If you're not into curvy/full figured girls, don't waste my time! ;)
Best way to describe me is the personality and aesthetic of Aubrey Plaza. Ig: elena_who
You might know me from shrek or Scotty doesn’t know A golden retriever in your pics = automatic swipe right Love traveling
Constantly traveling for work, show me around! INTP if that matters ????Toledo, OH ✈️ Short Hills, NJ 1/30-? ???? Florida
Just trying to grab a drink or a bite. I'm not going over your house ya weirdos PS: No drug dealers ????
☞ graphic designer for $$ // writer for not ☞ books // theater // bowie // cake // my health ☞ once from kansas, now in brooklyn ☞ forget astrology, whats yr enneagram, huh stud? ☞ no ONS sry :(
⚠️WARNING CURVES AHEAD ⚠️ “Who is this irresistible creature Who has an insatiable lust for the dead?” Chicka, chicka-yeah! What’s up gangstas ???? Looking for the Phil 2 my April (If u don’t get this ^ you’re wasting your time) Bartender ???? Need someone to do duets with me @ karaoke Let me be your little t&a ????????
please have a dog
nonbinary. bisexual. leftist. amateur baker. disco music. old school rap and hip hop. street art. horror. bratty sub. leo ☀️ taurus ???? leo ⬆️ take me to brunch so i know it’s real.
NOT HERE FOR HOOK UPS!!! DON’T AGGRAVATE ME
Looking for my new years kiss :)
Long Island Just tryna lady & the tramp some Twizzlers with someone’s son. If you can’t handle me at my Pre Malone you don’t deserve me at my Post Malone
No Hard Feelings
Sunshine type
hopeless romantic who just wants someone to buy me spicy nuggets ???? IM TRANS! The boys clearly don’t read. Always need a date for fashion events... Also hold my hair when I get tooo drunk at said events ????????????‍♀️????????????????????????‍♀️????????
5’1” and a moderate amount of fun.
5’7’’ / Bayonne Proud dog mom to a corgi
I’m very outgoing and love to go to the shooting range, and just do exciting things. I do have a child which is a deal breaker for some but this kid is my heart and soul. So if you can’t deal with a woman having a child I’m not the woman for you.
Brazilian ????????
???? a silly scorpio lookin for a goofy dance partner & someone to do the slow life things with
I'm straight forward here. I'm looking for a cam partner here that can do adult cam films with me. If you want it DM me in my Instagram @kitty.jen143   if not no pressure. Feel free to swipe left ❤ message me like "Nyc" for me to know that you got my ig in tinder
Currently reimagining the future of fashion and technology ???????? Jazz guitarist ????, electric skateboarder ????, architecture nerd????, grammar snob????. I wrote a thesis on doing math with your hands.
Health, fitness, ocr ???????? Foodie ???????? Cat person ???? Homebody ???? Not on here for fun and games. IG @jaclynfich Ps- I’m highly impressed by guys that message me first ????
My bff said for me to get out there & meet new ppl & download tinder to humor her soooo here I am ????
Thought i was looking for a peter kavinsky but Nick Millers where its at Give me a song rec! Will fight in the name of Jersey Why do guys think the fish photos are hot?
Looking for cute friends
I dance ???????? I’m pretty funny Love animals Don’t care about height just be taller than me IG: @niqqalicious Dance IG: @itslima.w If you speak Japanese hmu bc i wanna learn???? Lastly I don’t drink or do drugs so suggest something actually fun ????????
Just want to feel you in the moment. You need to feel good and so do I. Down for your girl to join in too.
Give me a reason to get off these dating apps, we’re getting too old for this shit. ig: @mirandagberg
Longisland NY .. IG: k_Luuu
MN>MN>MN Fun Facts with Allison™️ I love assembling IKEA furniture. It’s like a puzzle, but at the end you get a bed ???? I was homeschooled but I like to think I turned out ~debatably~ normal ???? My dream job as a child was to be a cow whisperer ???? Captive octopus will eat their own limbs out of boredom ????
Sixth grade teacher who likes anything true crime, attempting is to bake, and finding new places in the cities to explore! ???? (not looking for hookups)
My expectations for this are pretty low so if you’re just looking to disappoint someone swipe left, or you’ll end up being the disappointed one.
mostly sass & sarcasm | sun baby ???? | swimmer | just looking for some1 to help pay for my gym membership ???? ????????‍♀️ or i’ll take tru love into consideration | swipe left if u got pix w ya ex insta: @yellowsleeves
Living the night shift life Currently obsessed with Baby Yoda memes
Concerts. Tattoos. The Penguins. Fishing. Xbox. Nail polish. Very chill and definitely hides behind humor. ????
Sweet single girl who needs good company, fun men add me on my kik leepmarshmallows or IG empathyspring or sc gringreat
????????/???????? Here I am stateside with you colonists, looking to expand my dismal social life I’m splendid conversation if you like Warhammer and Middle Earth If you leave your house a lot, eesh, well I may not be the one, lad Short, hairy, holds a grudge, enjoys a pint ???? might sound familiar ???????? INTP
I just want someone to do fun things with, watch Netflix, and laugh ????????‍♀️ Annnd watch football and hockey ???? P.s. I work a lot and have a bit of an attitude ????
18 single mommy add me on snap nerogirl1620164 kevin gates????
I love books and writing! I am 100% natural! I rarely wear makeup... and don't ask Tree Hammocks are LIFE Yes I’m shooting guns in a tiger onesie I am not here for hook-ups! I’m just looking for someone to build a tiny little house with Most days you can find me working on my first kids book to be published in 2020 Snapchat: crown_shep
Fun, energetic, laidback person just enjoying life.
Impressed by runners and quick wit...bonus points if you can pronounce my name correctly ????
live in E St Paul Married with offspring and happy about it and it's cool I promise (read : zero drama! We're poly and have been for five years) I like to meet for walks and coffee. Sincerely value connection and great conversation. Silence too. Men: not looking for ONS w u. They do nothing for me. I smoke and like art more than individual humans I love humanity more than art I don't drive but I don't need you to drive me and prefer to meet people in my city Snap insta: eviejeanable
well i watch a lot of anime , sports such as basketball and boxing , drinking , partying and go to gym ✌???????? Follow me on Instagram @mjsugoi
Hello I am under thee vater ???? Cows kill an average of 20 people per year so I dont want any beef ???? Virgo ♏
well i watch a lot of anime , sports such as basketball and boxing , drinking , partying and go to gym ✌???????? Follow me on Instagram @mjsugoi
Kind of a lot Kind of a bitch Kind of a sweetheart Kind of crazy Kind of a mess Kind of a freak Deff an alcoholic •Which side will you run from? ???? Stoner mentality ➡️ if I didn’t reply: probs forgot. Orr you’re boring ..Sorry not sorry Ask me what the trifecta is ???? Feed me and tell me Im pretty???? Sass matches the Ass ???? Crazy as my hair ⚡️ Hot mess express ???? Swiped for your pooch, cause you deff swiped for mine? ???? Insta: @brown_hair_beauty ???? #daddy #bigclitenergy
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna
I'd like to think I'm a Pam Beasley looking for her Jim Halpert. But I know I'm really more of an April Ludgate searching for her Andy Dwyer. ???? In other words I'm looking for a goofball that wants a real relationship, appreciates sass, and my ass. ????‍♀️????
From Colombia (: I love trying to learn/do new things Italian food
Ready for a meaningful relationship. Don’t know if this is the right avenue but giving it a try. Just a few things about me... I’m full-blooded Native American, Don’t drink (Never have and don’t intend to start), Drug-free, just moved to North Dakota from Chicago, originally from North Carolina. Love to travel, up for any adventure, oh and I think my dog is the cutest thing alive ???? . Anything else, just ask. ????
Nowadays I'm bored and I could use getting to chat with some boy. Just join me on my SC rapturesnowman
I’m into health & fitness. Always welcome gym partner. Not big into drinking or the bar scene but not completely against it. Looking for the right connection that can lead to a long term relationship. I’m looking for my equal. I’m not looking for someone to complete me, I’m looking for someone to accept me completely.