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Trans????️???? 20 ♐️ UCB’23 ????????
Filipino/Mexican ????????????????
Not active on here. Message me on my socials :)
Sc: mynameisjoeyp
Ig: Itwasjoeyp
Tryna fuck around and might catch feelings ????
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Looking for some fun ????????
Add me if interested ????
???????? - xoo.meganmoore
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Just a chick trying to make some new friends or whateva. I want to have some new experiences. Kind of stuck in a rut..
I’m not a bot, I just don’t want to put pics of my friends on here. Plz don’t DM me on insta.
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4'11
Stoner
Trail runner
Animal lover
Vegan, but not rabid
Kinky af.
My talents are probably weirder than yours
Chances are I could roll a better blunt than you ;)
Speaking of 420, if you can take a huge rip off my bong without passing out d.be thoroughly impressed
Commitment terrifies me
10 points to anyone who plays pokemon that's not pokemon go
This app is garbage ????
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Oh hey!
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❤️
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I’m just here for the attention ????
snap meee @Sukjeet_Kaur
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Snap: akababygrl
5’8” Good vibes only
Funny, chill, always hungry lol
Looking for friends and new connections.
I want to get out and do something fun
I’m currently in school wouldn’t mind finding someone to help me out sometimes but not a necessity
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• l e o •
lunch dates + shopping + night life????
elk grove; no kids
on & off this????✨
NO; i won’t be a 3rd for you & ya man????????
ig - jigga.x
¿hablas español?????????
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*The short hair is current! :)
Fourth year UCSC Intensive History major, getting used to the whole independent adulting thing these days alongside being a fulltime student and part time worker. I'm not looking for anything monogamous, and I'm open to finding a variety of connections on here. 420 and kink friendly. Virgo, 5'2" if those factoids matter
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• soccer ⚽️ • gardening ???????? • food & drinks ???? ???? • driving around, windows down, volume up ???? ???? ???? • Geoff ???? • ESFP ????????
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Sac State ????
Tell me a fun fact about yourself!
Looking for someone to share an Applebee's 2 for $27 meal with.
Emo AF
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I'm a young lady with kind heart and open personality. I am open to everything new in this life. I am a strong minded woman I really want unconditional love.(っ◔◡◔)っ????
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Looking for friends????????????
I love cooking, hiking, spending time with family and friends, and anything outdoorsy.????
I am a college student full time and have a full time job and it seems i forgot how to have fun due to me being “tooo invested” in my life path. Some one send help!!????????. Quien quiere ser mi ❤️????????????????????????????????
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just need someone to gym , eat with, and be my best friend ????
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I like black metal, loud punk, video games, hikes, DnD, and cute animals.
I have a cattle dog/doxie mutt that looks like a bat and a disabled parrot. I love my sons more than I love you.
I’m not straight and I’m not binary.
No cops no normies no burners
I’m not on often. I’m just busy with my new rescue dog.
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LA for the weekend.
IG: BrittneyBesos
BrittneyBesos.com
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Dead inside . Existentialism . Extremely impatient .
Forever torn between being a hopeless romantic and hating goddamn fucking everyone .
I will NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU
Sucker for a pretty smile .
I like horror movies, fishy crackers, and cartoons . So... do with that what you will .
Bisexual .
Just trying to be more social blah blah blah .
So please don't ask me what Im "looking for" .
If your name is Sean I love you .
Play pool with me .
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Hey babes, in 26years of age from the valley moved to San Francisco 2 years ago, I love a man who takes care of what’s his.! I love to try new adventures & travel.! I have no kids
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Entertain me????
@_biancagil
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hearts beating regular, blessed beats.
off the escalator, exploring radical tenderness.
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I'm a sarcastic asshole who gets real fucking weird when it comes to "dating" so let's get fucking weird!!
I work a normal Monday-Friday job as a pastry chef.
I'm trying to be an adult whilst still partying like a degenerate!!
My life is basically work, family, friends, beers, tequila and tattoos! Fun huh?!
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Luli is my nickname, full name is complicated, believe me. I’m 25, originally from ????????, currently in SF. I’m fluent in 2 languages and hoping to nail a 3rd one soon! Love traveling, anywhere, and being home with my friends and family. Pups, coffee, outdoor activities and trying new things ????????+
???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ???????????????????????????? ???????? ???????? ????????
@lulimaurino
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fatter in person :-))
????Not the kinda bitch who wanna "go on an adventure and hike!!1!!" I'm the bitch u take to go drink because I'm depressed and awkward while sober!!!???? still emo. let’s play forknife.
✨xbox. scorpio. memes. beer. lord of the rings. conspiracies. painting. bad lifestyle choices.✨
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let’s get to know each other first
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Explorer of wilderness, nurturer of intimacy, pansexual/polyamorous lover.
Important aspects of my life: caving, climbing rocks and trees, my nesting partner Mark, making folk music, singing around campfires, caving, backpacking, swing dancing, waltzing, board games, reducing harm, cooperation rather than competition, learning, growing, loving, caving.
Looking for: fulfilling connections in a variety of forms. Adventures, music, dancing! Must be comfortable with polyamory!
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I’m 6’ tall. Looking for genuine connections. Bumble makes me message first... so TAG YOURE IT. Only the strong will survive.
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Should we get burritos or sushi?
IG: Yikesleee
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Jogar conversa fora, e bebendo cerveja de trigo ????
Conhecer pessoas, se gostar e rolar ok, caso contrário vida que segue....
LeveZa essencial????????
???????????? amooooo
Viver (conservar-se, permanecer, continuar, durar, eternizar, imortalizar-se, perdurar, perpetuar-se) ????
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I’m deadass just looking for other people with dogs that wanna go on walks with our dogs together
I’m down to smoke and chill too????♀️ but I’m taken so I’m not looking for anything except new friends
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yeah I’m dtf:
down
to talk about our
feelings
☭ Commiedienne ☭
If you’re poly and you know it share your google calendar ????????????????????????
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Up to no good ???????? Get to know me! ????
♊️
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Wanting to explore & try new things ????
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I have a wide spectrum of beliefs, thoughts and ideas. Ask me anything and find out for yourself
Just want to see what genuine like minded people are out there
It takes a lot to offend me, and what you see is what ya get.
I read people more than they realize and can see through fake smiles and small talk.
Tall dark, and handsome; please come my way ????
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➡️ Well a little brake down about me, I am new to this site stepping back into the dating life!! RUFFF ! But I’m definitely not here for a quickie so swipe left if that’s what you want .
I am a busy woman so if you are looking for someone who can show you 100% of that attention I’m not the one lol I make time when it is needed . I love hikes , spicy food , getting out when I have the time , good vibes , friends& family and most of of all I am a cheer mom & a dog mom lol !
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Love. Everyone wants it, but only a few are willing to show love, especially when it is not easy to be loving.. Feel free to follow me on other social media profiles. S.C rnzfreshin292
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Let’s get together and see if we click. Looking for friends to go on adventures with ♌️ I’m really bad at checking this.
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I’m kinda yee haw so pls don’t be yee naw
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Hmu if you want to know more about me.
I'm looking for someone who can keep it ???? with me, cause I will do the same for you. I don't have time for silly games or drama. SD are welcome too ????
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Texas ➡️ Bay Area
I enjoy reading, hiking, dancing, longboarding and anything else relaxing or exciting!
I like guys who are kind and genuine :)
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I’m honestly just looking for a person who can give me a good night ????
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Just trying to find a guy who will watch sports with me, do cool stuff, & get drunk off bottomless mimosas on the weekends ????
I love my job, sports (soccer/college football/hockey especially!), travel, dogs, coffee, breweries, photography, and being outdoors. East Coast transplant.
4.97 on Uber but #1 in your heart???
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Insta: abbyhooven
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If there’s a Marvel, Harry Potter, or Die Hard movie marathon on tv, best bet is I’m staying in for the night.
I’m that girl you can’t share pizza with. I used to think it’s because I like jalapeños and pineapple on mine, but in reality it’s cause I can eat the whole damn thing myself.
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Only on here for tonight.Emerging from a relationship. Trying to enjoy being single for bit. Full time college student. Swipe right if you are a big:
Foodie
Music lover
Concert goer
Sports fan
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CHIEFS NATION ❤️????❤️????
Likes:
Craft beer
Tattoos
Lifting (team limited cardio ????)
Museums
Cooking/baking
Dislikes:
Anyone who uses liking the office as a personality trait (it sucks)
People who don’t use their turn signal
Dudes with guns and or fish in their profile. Get a personality
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Looking for someone to travel the world and spend spooky season with
Snap- dani_moore223
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I feel pretty old school when I tell people I don’t use Spotify...
Outdoors/music shows&events/photography/rock climbing/breweries...and more ????
disclaimer: I pretend I’m fun and smart ????
@nat.uh.layy
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felicity means great happiness; let me add a lil happiness to yo life ????????✨
⭐️psych major, I’ll listen to all ur problems
⭐️korean:)) I’ll take u to all the good korean places
⭐️message me ur fav songs/artists! always lookin for new things to listen to ☺️
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Looking for friendship first
Also
Help
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Searching for my love in the worst place possible
IG @aprettyvacant
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Show me something new
Let’s do something crazy
#callherdaddy
Insta: amauser25
Casually 5’11”
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Tiny. Funny. Always going places.
Just moved to San Diego! Let’s go do something.
AZ> Seattle>Perth>Melbourne> Seattle>San Diego
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Looking for a relationship.
Must love actually watching Netflix and chilling.
Comedy and dance are my passions. My favorite thing is making people laugh.
I like my comedy the way I like my martinis. Dry with one olive.
I make a mean pasta carbonara. What’s your specialty?
I am 6' 3". I know what you're thinking.... the answer is no I do NOT play basketball. And yes, I am a super model ????
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I'm an outgoing girl, who loves the out doors. My hobbies include camping, rodeos, horse back riding, bonfires, kayaking, etc.
Im looking for someone who I can go through life with, has a since of humor and is fun. Someone who likes the outdoors
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U of M grad. Very into podcasts, binge watching tv shows, thrifting, breakfast food, etc. In an open relationship. Intersectional feminist, hella liberal, body posi, sagittarius. SSDGM.
What’s your favorite thing to do in the cities?
少し日本語を話します。
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I make memes, art, and have a career in Harm Reduction and Infectious Disease Prevention.
Emotionally available but only if you deserve it.
Gem/aries/virgo
They/them
Ig @not.yr.boyfriend
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I am ambitious, intelligent, charismatic, and goal oriented. I try to see the positive in every situation. I find newfound passions within life every day. I try to live by the mantra, " a smile can make all the difference". I am currently looking to building a constructive and positive relationship with someone.
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Coffee tea c’est la vie❤️
I am a lover of ART in any shape and any form.
Please don’t waste my time, I already do that to myself ????
I guess height matters on here so I’m 5’3 and 3 quarters lol
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Id like to think Im Chill
Likes:cats,my piercings&tattoos,loud music,bright colors,SPACE,odd weird neat things,TV shows,imagination,shrek,road trips,bad jokes,raves,puzzles&sudoku????????
Teach me about astronomy&botany& dimensions&philosophy
420
Atheist
Lets do something like doing something
Alice in wonderland
Anwser=42
Let's be friends or Drinking Buddies
Here to make myself seem cool
Dr.Seuss&Einstein=Goals
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Wannabe
I hope we're living in a virtual reality.
ENTJ
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Need to take some pics I guess....
I love my dog, his name is Honey.
I work and workout.
I like to ????
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I'm a big believer in being self sufficient and working hard. You can probably find me at the gym or on a run around the lakes. MN sports fan through and through. If you're an IPA fan, pass along your local favorite. ????????????♀️????????♀️????????
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•a bit quiet but always interested in having good conversation with new people☺️
•tree toucher????
•sushi lover????
•in need of a ????
•if you buy and/or hand deliver french fries to me, i’m required by god and the law to give you a hug
•if you have a dog, i want to meet them
•idk if you can tell but...i’m tall????
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your wcw tried putting diesel in a prius... it’s me! i’m your wcw :)
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Mostly country, mixed with a little city, down to try anything. I enjoy hunting, fishing, bonfires, sushi, and family.
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On a journey to success in all contexts! Looking for a partner in crime to enjoy all the beauty in the world God has blessed us with, and share in each other's success on this fabulous journey called life.
????Global Brand, Marketing, and Sales Professional
????Dancer and Yogi
????Nature lover seeking adventure
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Honestly is anyone down to sing one direction songs with me or?
I have my bachelors of science in psychology ????????♀️
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Give me your best and worst pick up lines but don’t tell me which is which.
????????????????????????????????????✈️♊️
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Obsessed with traveling, hockey, shopping and my dogs
????Heartless????
????Dog Mom????
If you play hockey we should probably just get together already ???? Add me on snap????
Snapchat: forevverally21
Instagram: allyholmes621
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Who tryna study
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:)
When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.
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Biomedical Engineering cause I’m a smart bitch
Lactose Intolerant
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Tell me something interesting.
Mother to Ellie (dog)
Very, very weed friendly ????
Must like animals.
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I will wifey the fuck outta you ????
Looking for good vibes.
I like to touch butts.
Taurus ♉️
5”4 if that matters.
Will say “I will fight you” at least all the time.
If I can’t climb on your lap and force cuddles on you, or give kiss attacks. Then I don’t want it.
Monogamous kind of gal.
Sorry, I suck at pictures. Teach me how to pose ????
Also a shy bitch. May not message you first. Sorry ????
Snapchat: CaylaAutumn4
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I'm pretty laid back, no drama ,out going, open , honest .
I work hard and like being outside when I can . I like sports , going to my cabin , traveling, dive bars .I'm feisty and sarcastic and have a good sense of humor and love to laugh .
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I hate this
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I love coffee, art, movies, playing basketball, cycling, and watching snooker and football ⚽️ The right dive bar is both fun and funny. Always up for shooting some pool. I can be described as very competitive. If you like cards against humanity we will probably make good friends. Scottish or Irish accents are my weakness. Not looking for a hookup.
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I’m never on here anymore, but if you wanna see more of me go to https://onlyfans.com/daddysam and get more than you could here ????
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Was once shushed at a Radiohead concert
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Coolio
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I’m goofy and mean and like to drink ????❤️
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Me: female / probably Racially Ambiguous, had an emo phase in middle school. The artsy fartsy type.
You: probably male, knows how to re-grout a tile bathroom floor?? Badass with a heart of gold. Danny Devito types welcome. If you're a Kyle we probably already matched.
"My dowry is one Popeyes Chicken sandwich. A hard to find sandwich for a hard to find bitch."
Message and talk to me about anything I love meeting new people!
MN born and raised! ????❄️
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-Watching Netflix is my second favorite thing to do in bed????
⁃Bet I can shotgun a beer faster than you ????
⁃Life’s simple pleasures are laughing with someone in the corner of a crowded room, new people who tell horrible jokes, musicals & singing along at the top of my lungs, & late night runs to get some Ben & Jerry’s. Join me sometime?
TLDR; my vibrator ran out of batteries so now I’m here.
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Huxley is my neurotic dog.
Bachelors of Science — Exercise Science. ACSM CPT ????????
I can skate ???? I’m 5’3 because that matters?
I am a fan of terrible puns & bad jokes. Send me one — Or a random fact, those are cool, too ????????♀️
I am a Life Enrichment Coordinator in a memory care facility. I have a passion for caring for older adults & being a CPT at a gym wasn’t enough. So, I switched careers!
Movie Nights. ???? ???? Happy Hour. ????. Spontaneous Adventures.
I like most music, especially vinyl
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Sorry, not here for Netflix and Chill.
Or Hulu and Screw.
Or HBO and HOE.
Or Disney+ and Thrust.
Not every hole is a goal,
Nor does every stick deserve a lick.
Come at me with your Paul McCartney lyric.
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Tinder is just people watching from the couch
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Tryna come back down to mars.
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I am shy and awkward until you get to know me!
I like to have fun and be with friends and family.
I am a single mother, Iv got 2 beautiful amazing kids, and work a full time job.
Positive vibes only!!
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esthetician, 4/20 is my birthday, edm fan, cat mom, & huge makeup girl - beauty & fx
i’m if a goth girl and rave girl and a soft girl all had a baby
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My two kids are my everything and I'm a full time student work part time pretty busy life looking for someone to build with. I'm pretty shy but I think I'm ready to get back out there.
Not looking for a hookup and not interested in dick pics
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Looking to explore the cities. Tell me all the cool places to go!
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chicago(ish)
swipe right and let me ruin your life
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Tacos for days, knitting and being a single mom. Hmu on snap ????
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Newly certified EMT, might save your life????
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One time I was in the student center and a man told me to stop chewing my carrots so loudly because it gave him the “ Cringies” if this man is you swipe left
-From United States- Minnesota
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My dog benni is my everything!
Camping
Boating
Cabin life
Traveling
Horror movies
Looking for someone to go to the cabin with watch scary movies then run around in the dark scaring the shit out of each other!
I’m 5’9
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#1 priority: you have to laugh at my jokes more than I do... good luck ????
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What’s your favorite low stakes conspiracy theory?
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Been there done that don’t waste my time
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I worked with middle schoolers, and one girl told me I was going to die alone. I'm just here to prove her wrong.
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Nerdy, inked, and curvy.
North Minneapolis native that spends way too much time in bookstores and outdoor patio bars.
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Green eyed beauty ????
Looking for her beast ????
Add me on insta— xxvibe.with.me
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If dad bods are the new thing, can we lower the standards for girl’s bodies ?
I like food too ????
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Not sure what I will find on here, but you gotta take chances, right?
I work a lot because I like to stay busy. Going out every once in a while is fun, but so is chilling at home. I have a big family and I love them all. I also have a big obsession with dogs, like any dog I see, I will probably freak out FYI. So if you have one that works out great! ???? I love pizza, coffee, Hulu, card games, going to the farmers market and sports, being outside, etc. Any questions just ask. Bucks fan #GiannisMVP
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Things I take seriously:
My family (South Dakota)
My faith (Christian)
Tommy Boy and White Chick quotes
Ice cream
Things I don’t:
Speed limits
Time of day when eating ice cream
People who complain a lot
People who quit before trying
I’m in the military, like to lift, play golf, and play piano. Just your average bear.
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RN. Lover of spontaneity, laughter, and joy????
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I’m 5’6” and petite. Outgoing, fun, like to enjoy new things, but can also hang at home and be content. I am a cosmetologist and love my career. I like to stay active and go to the gym 5-6 days a week.
Not here for just a hookup, looking for someone that is loyal, kind and can make me laugh.
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Insta:tawwwwa
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Busy, passionate, and driven. I work hard and play hard. I love sports, cooking, working out, and being outside (when it’s warm).
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Lets just be honest...i own my home, its not huge. I smoke, i drink, i have the mouth of a sailor. Im not a super model by any means. Kids? Yes..I have 6. I have a job and pay my own bills. I can fix my own car and dont need you to take care of me or my kids! I enjoy kayaking, fishing, anything to do with cars, snowmobiling, and spending time with family. Homebody all week but like to go out on weekends. I'm terrible at talking about myself so if you wanna know just ask.
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I am a no nonsense chick. Looking for someone career driven like myself who will help push me along. A true partner in crime! Definitely love someone that can make me laugh and can reach the top shelf in the kitchen
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I suppose I should share some of my favorite things..
Family
Friends
Deer hunting ????
Fishing ????
Outdoors ????
Music ????
Drinks ???? ????
Super laid back and go with the flow!
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Looking for a boo thing;) so if you’re not trying to talk swipe left ????
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Kinda shy.. kinda interesting
Venezuelan????????
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Would like to find someone who is a gentleman and doesn't just want a hook up...... Take me out on a date and get to know me.. And I'm sorry in advance I'm a pretty busy woman so it may take me I lil bit to reply. ???? swipe right ❤
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Craft beer ????. Naps. Mac and cheese with bacon and peas. Jesus.
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Here for a week, just looking for weed :)
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5’
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????️Local Goth gal, intersectional feminist, casual gamer, Christian.
Spooky season all year round. Let's watch bad b&w horror movies ❤️????️
Choose your own adventure:
???????? Out to dinner!
☕????A (damn fine) cup of coffee.
????????️ Museum date?
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Middle school band teacher, high school alpine ski coach, vail employee, living the dream.
Love trumps hate.
Not my dog, but I do have a pet bunny.
Looking for something serious.
Liberal
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Recently moved to Roch and love meeting new people ???? WSU alum ????
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Christian and Conservative ????????
Breweries are my life ????????♀️
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Dog mom to Todo and Tyrone
No kids. Always wanted some but I refuse to do it alone!
90s girl 100%
Server
Nanny to 6 kiddos
❤swimming
❤dancing
❤singing
❤old school video games
❤ 90s music
A workout buddy would be nice. Im at snap fitness! ????????????????
I call myself thick/chubby/fit.... I have a lot of muscle but my stomach is slacking a bit ????????♀️????????♀️
Bonus points if you have nice hair, pretty eyes, nice smile and dimples!
Cocky is not cute
Work most weekends. (Server life)
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Looking for someone to split my mortgage with me... jk I’m a very independent woman and I’d love to find someone to enjoy life with. Someone who is outgoing, confident and has a good sense of humor would be a real catch. I don’t want a pen pal, I’m looking for a real connection! ❌????
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Clarkson 2017
Love the outdoors, skiing, hiking and travel
NY➡️MN
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Venmo me
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ig: leahmlang
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She/They
????NOT INTERESTED IN COUPLES-NOT. GOING. TO. BE. YOUR. UNICORN.????
Married but currently separated
2 kids
Fatter irl
Anxious
Introverted
Tattooed
D&D
All things McElroy
Queer
Agender
Atheist
ACAB
Intersectionality
Trans rights are human rights
Sex work is real work
*I take time to warm up and trust folks, so I prefer to message a bit before meeting up - totally get that doesn't work for everyone, but I need to take care of my needs which means I need to feel comfortable and safe first*
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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, Capricorn moon.
5’7”
She/Her
Art history major
Tequila enthusiast
I like brunch dates (aka day drinking)
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How can you super like me when you don’t even know me? I just became an auntie, my only baby is my dog ????
ISO: meeting a celebrity, or a puppy. Or a celebrity puppy
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5'1" ????♀️(I'm fun sized)????
La Crosse/Wisconsin????
That’s not my dog but add me on snap to get a million pictures of my furry baby❤️
Cash app: breezylivia
Why not just send me a dollar????????♀️
Xbox: breezylivia
Im aware I look 12 but I promise I’m not????????♀️
A perfect date: Going to a coffee shop and talking about our fur children.
Im a little mean or a little nice, just buy me coffee already.
If you are allergic to dogs just swipe left now.
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From Chicago to MSP, with a few years of ????????in there somewhere.
Talk nerdy to me?
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Kind & caring & laughing a lot. I'm open fun loving person.
I want to network & make new friends. Single, long term relationship would be nice, but not going to jump straight into that. Questions, ask away, it's impossible to offend me. FWB and hook ups not my thing.
Freetime: anything on/in the water or outside. My dog is my love. I'm a nerd/geek. Movies always good. New foods and new experiences is what I love! Intelligence necessary.
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Nurse wannabe
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God • Family • Friends • Dogs • Lakes
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Add me on ???? @kat_josphine
420 friendly ???? Definitely an alcoholic ????
I don’t gotta be your type, but I can be your type.
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Im on that mama hustle! I bust my ass with 2 full time jobs! I have beautiful little lady that keeps me pushing through every day!
Fishing, hunting, four wheeling, mudding, shooting guns, camping, going to the cabin are just some of the things I love to do!
If you can't hold a conversation don't even bother swiping right! Saves both of us wasting time. Sorry not sorry lol ????
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5'8" with a 5'10" spirit
They/Them
Currently Reading: The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth By Thomas Morris
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Moved to Minneapolis in January 2017 ||Studied in Chicago || Grew-up in Northwest Indiana || Lived in Germany (Bremen & Bayreuth) for July & August 2014
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Seeking potential with a fellow motivated stoner who wants to snuggle and smoke. Done a lot of cool stuff. Down to do more. Let’s bond over dark humor and our hate for the government.
Cat Lady • Green Queen • Teddy Bear ♉️
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I was born and raised in the Twin Cities, but currently live in Rochester. I am open minded, outgoing and enjoy the outdoors, along with going to all MN team sports games, like getting together with family and friends, I love traveling to new places, meeting new people and trying new things. I like making puns in jokes, so bring on the Dad jokes. ???? I like watching tv, movies, musicals and sports! I have an eclectic taste when it comes to music as well ????????
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Faith food fitness dogs explore adventure travel learn, music work movies foreign quiet independent
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you have to be goofy or this will not work ???? swipe right if interested ????
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I’m a unique soul who is up for anything! I Love tats and I have tats. Confidently chub :). Ladies I’m a dom.
Add my Instagram: triggermushroom
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I am an open book. Ask me whatever you would like to know.
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Love food, going on adventures, working out, puppies, and Netflixing all day. Talk to me about The Office, Grey's Anatomy, or anime.
Honestly, joined tinder to socialize.
Also, if you're weird, I'll always be weird with you. Only funny weird counts though.
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I’m heartless... but you can try n see if my heart works for u
Cuddles n blunts are equally appreciated????♀️
If u got no wheels it prolly ain’t a deal lil boyz
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animal lover????
coffee drinker
easily amused
extremely sarcastic
obsessed w food
i was blonde once
tattoos are hot af
in love with all northern mi has to offer
avid picture taker, but def not a photographer
gonna be your ceo one day????????????????????????
snapchat: @lexsullivan
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"Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck?"
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
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My life is about as unorganized as the $5 dvd box at Walmart.
My son will come before you, sorry not sorry.
Also, Breakfast foods are the way to my heart.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ????????
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i literally have so much money i don’t even know what to do with it all
but i don’t like people to know that i’m rich
so i drive a 2007 ford focus
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Detroit native living in LA. I love going to concerts, driving around with the windows down and bumpin’ music (mostly hip-hop), beach days, bon fires, chillin with friends and exploring new places.
I’m not one to just jump into a relationship but I would like to get to know someone cool/funny/kind and see where it goes.
IG: @mariahchuri
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Just trying this out.
My family is everything to me.
When I get free time I enjoy spending time with my friends or grabbing a drink.
If I'm not at work or out I'm probably watching netflix.
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I am loud and outgoing. Love to laugh. I care with everything I have and am looking for someone who does the same. I'm very independent and have a strong personality.
No hook ups please.
5'7", green (sometimes blue) eyes, blonde hair
If you'd like to know more, ask :)
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Say hello!
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If you don't like cats...
Also, let's go to a show together
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Simplistically speaking, I have a tender soul.
I enjoy talking to new people.
I'm a neverending super mom above else.
I work ceaselessly.
Languid, dismissive, domestic unicorn.
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Recently moved to Mi. Recently out of a serious relationship, I’m just looking to be shown a nice time. ????????????
My Requirements:
✅ Job
✅Car
✅Own place (not your mothers basement)
I don’t have “it’s complicated” so swipe left if you do. ????????♀️
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5'5"ish??? ????????
*I wanna cuddle and watch cheesy horror movies, and good horror movies and movies in general
*can we hike somewhere scenic and beautiful?
*My dad calls me a liberal hippie ✌
*if you like Trump for the love of god move on.
*I dont have a car but I'll Uber to wherever.
*How does one get into a relationship?
I've been single for too long
Hopeless Romantic ????
Always catching feels
*IG: jreimer_
My music taste is pretty eclectic
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Fantasy worlds, dnd, board games, books, worldbuilding, fiber crafts
Bi
History major at umich (ask me about my thesis!)
Very 420 friendly
Let’s go out for coffee or a drink ????????
If I super like you it’s an accident
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Work at a bowling alley.
Animal lover
Tattoos
Not looking to just be fwbs .
Snapchat msalecia
Want to know more ask.
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Im a full figured girl, lol im on here just for fun not really lookin for anything to serious. I love to have a good conversation, we could literally talk for hours lol ????
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Chubby. Kinky.
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One time I met someone from okcupid and they said they thought I would beat someone’s ass for not recycling.
But reality is I’ll beat your ass for not REDUCING OR REUSING
If the climate crisis and/or reformation of society aren’t two of your main conversation points... iunno if this’ll work out :/
My consciousness is shifting in order to serve my higher good, but it’s causing my ego a lot of pain. HMU if that’s relatable.
SWRK EMU 2020
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Hello!
I’m Xavi, I’m 27! I am an RN and I have no children.
AND NO IM NOT A CATFISH LOL I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS THINK SO BUT FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT MY IG ????????????@Nurse.Doll
False alarm lol I’m back y’all thought I had something ????????????
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Down to earth. Love all things beautiful. Shopping and getting new things is always fun! I want to spend most of my 2020 traveling and exploring new places
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My name's Whitt. Here to meet new people. I'm looking for a friend and if it shall blossom into something more, that's okay with me too. I'm adventurous so I do like to travel. I'm a goof ball at times so I do love to laugh. I'm cuddly&affectionate when I want to be. I love talking about almost anything. I can be intense at times but that's just my passionate side. I'm self employed so my schedule is flexible. If you like what you see and think we could get along, let's talk. ????
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I drink way too much coffee, I stay up way too late and I have a thing for old music and plants. Recent law school graduate, studying for the Bar.
Also, lover of comedy and all animals.
(The cat is Ali and she's mine and the other girl is my twin sister)
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I am a trans woman. I have no idea what I'm looking for. I'm in the middle of a divorce so theres that...
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Add my snap: diorjene
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Love camping, kayaking, fishing, really anything outdoors. Would be happy making friends on here or meeting up.
Look me up of Pornhub if you're feeling adventurous haha
https://www.pornhub.com/model/naughty-jess
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I like books, movies, motocycles, animals, good beer & Tequila. Great event date, charm and great alcohol control, what more could you need?
Lover of glitter, music, outdoors, staying in and many things nerdy. ????
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If you're gonna ruin my life, you better at least make me laugh..
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No hookups. Just dating around. ????
ENFP and Ennegram 4. Love astrology and psych. ♌rising, ♐sun, ♋moon.
Gothic af. Spiritual af. Romantic af. Looking for a boyfriend who can be my best friend, too.
Graduated at UM Dearborn for Business management and info systems mangement with honors, so wassuppp????????
Hobbies: singing, surviving, dnd, wow, hiking, poetry, traveling, thrifting, festivals
Basically anything fun????
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Happy girl
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Holiday Baking Championship and chill?
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Born and raised Big Island ????️????️????️
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Must love dogs
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I like to read. I’d also like to do the things I read about people doing, like going on dates and riding motorcycles into the sunset, so if you’d like to do those things message me ????
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Hello im a single mother of 2 lovely girls! I just recently become single again after 5 long years and a baby later.. lolz!! I dont really know what im looking for right now, but id love to meet new people!! I'm not ready to jump into something at all.. it's only been a week and already I'm so bored after the kids go to bed that I'm on here! Trying to move forward n hopefully never look back! I love going out and staying in! I'm the most honest person u will ever meet! i tell it like it is !
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Lately I feel so bored and I could use getting to chat with someone.... Simply join me on SC amusedcool
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Nursing student.
Work full time.
Allergic to cats.
Not looking for a hookup.
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No hookups. ????
Canadian girl ???????? ,
mother of two
open-minded,
laid back & outgoing
420 friendly, would prefer an equal minded partner
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Humor me. Avid boxer and loves to hike and pet dogs???? I’ve been to six different countries— looking for my travel buddy
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To Tinder, or not to Tinder, that is the question.
Today, I guess the answer is to Tinder.
I like long walks in the woods, taking pictures of pretty things and giving all the puppers their much deserved pets.
Looking for a nice lad to hold my hand while strolling around the zoo, smash some tacos with, and play hours on end of boardgames with.
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Tacos and tequila.
Guns n' Roses.
Running.
I make good cupcakes.
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I’m not actually trying to meet people via this, but I am trying to meet people in real life but-
Look how hot I am
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5'6" definitely not a size 0 and proud of it. I would rather be broke and independent, than have all the money in the world and be dependent. Have my own place, job, car, dog, love my dog but he will probably nut tap you. If that sounds good talk to you soon, if not...happy hunting. ????????????????
(All photos, except 2 are within past 12 months)
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looking for friends ⛓
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5'6 + kids
I uh.. dont message first...
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sc// camistormm
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cat person | photographer | music lover | artist | coffee snob/former barista | make kandi and go to shows with me ????| Ever changing hair style/color. (current color: purple)
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Still have to come up with a witty elevator pitch...
Poly and looking for real connections without expectations. Let's see where life takes us.
Hobbies include but not limited to climbing, hiking, singing, cooking, talking back ;p
I'll probably insist on paying for my own drinks. Blame it on being European ;p Currently not drinking alcohol though.
Swype left if you're not willing to shave your armpits (yes, guys too). Don't ask me about my music taste.
Whoever matches last writes first ;)
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Southern. Know what you're looking for? If you're into laughter, friends, music, justice, bad jokes, health, basketball, faith, or travel, you mighta found your girl! Drake lyrics are a good shortcut ????
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????But as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick girl you know that it's on????
27. Rochester. Business owner. Busy girl but always makes time for fun ✨
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